Homosexuality Flame War

The Anchors · Post by **The Anchors** » Tue May 16, 2006 7:06 pm

I was hanging out with the other half of The Anchors one day and I suddenly got a headache. He gave me what I thought to be two tylenol (I found out the next day they were sleeping pills). We then went next door to his gay neighbors' house to eat some burgers and I became incredibly drowsy. The only thing I remember from that night is that the burgers were nasty tofu and the butch homosexual of the relationship spent hours trying to convince my friend and I that we were gay and that we should hook up. That's been the only gay couple I've ever had dinner with and they immediately tried to convert me.

blue · Post by **blue** » Tue May 16, 2006 7:08 pm

so how was the sex?

The Anchors · Post by **The Anchors** » Tue May 16, 2006 7:11 pm

After the host of the party exposed me (then 15) to brazillian man porn I immediately left.

catch · Post by **catch** » Tue May 16, 2006 7:13 pm

I think you may be missing the point of this thread.

The Anchors · Post by **The Anchors** » Tue May 16, 2006 7:14 pm

Crates wrote:Just one man's opinions, but as long as half the gay dudes feel the need to try and convert me to sodomy, I'll keep rehashing them. I'm not trying to convince you guys to eat at the pink taco stand, so don't try and share with me the merits of buttsex.

Half? They're battin' at 100% for me.

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Tue May 16, 2006 8:16 pm

It's not okay to be gay. I don't know how so many of you idiots would even consider that it's okay to put your dong in a dude. If I have to chose between Godzilla walking through my city, and one more gay person moving here, bring on Godzilla!

The Anchors · Post by **The Anchors** » Tue May 16, 2006 8:26 pm

Godzilla and I have a very close relationship. It wouldn't be gay though, would it? Didn't Godzilla have eggs, therefore making her a female?

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Tue May 16, 2006 9:31 pm

i have always held the view, the more gay men, the more women left over for me.

Lesbians aren't so bad, either.

Dan-O from Five-O · Post by **Dan-O from Five-O** » Tue May 16, 2006 9:44 pm

I've always considered myself a lesbian at heart.

Without the bad butch haircut of course.

EDIT
On another note.....I think I'm done here. Between the influx of talentless opinonated children and and my general inability to submit anything beyond an occasional smartass remark, I just don't think I'm getting much out of this relationship anymore. And I'm not convinced you folks are either. I just don't feel good about being someone who takes more than they give, so it's probably more mutualy advantageous if I just press on elsewhere.

So thanks everyone, it's been fun here and there, and enlightening at times. This time and this thread will not go down as one of those, but there were others that will.

Take care all.

erik · Post by **erik** » Tue May 16, 2006 9:44 pm

Think fuckin' dudes is gross? Then don't do it!

People who yapypypaypyapyap like little tiny dogs, expounding about their opinions on how what other people do is their business, like anyone gives a shit, that's a pet peeve of mine. Quit being proud of your "Look-at-me-ism", it's hurting America.

*yawn*

Bring back that guy who wanted to destroy messageboards through Communism, he was at least a fourth of the way to interesting.

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:00 pm

I actually know a lesbian who has no butch haircut.

However, without a doubt, she could probably still beat me up.

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:05 pm

Rabid Garfunkel · Post by **Rabid Garfunkel** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:09 pm

tonetripper wrote:...oh lovely otter (I found out an otter is a gay man with not a lot of body hair...)

Hooray! I learned a new word-meaning today! Thanks, Tone!

I wonder if there's a flavor of chickenhawk that prefers cubs... oh, now I'm just being silly with words, heh.

The Anchors · Post by **The Anchors** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:09 pm

That guy is bat shit loco.

anti-m · Post by **anti-m** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:15 pm

I love it when straight men complain about the outrage they feel when they are subjected to the horror of unwanted advances.

Oh! The angst!

(Needless to say, women are generally not terribly sympathetic -- Welcome to a day in our lives, bitches!)

Anchors, I'm sorry you had a sleazy encounter with a gay couple, but saying that 100% of the TWO (count 'em) gay men you've ever met have tried to convert you is hilariously hyperbolic.

Of course, I would think that by now, you all would have learned that the straight ladies LOVE gay boys...queer-bashing is NOT attractive.

(I'm sure some of the gay boys of songfight can tell you about all the gross-out times girls have tried to convert THEM, I'm sure)

Bottom line: Instantly increase your sex appeal by learning some tolerance!

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:21 pm

Remember that Bloodhound Gang song?

[edit] what does the 'm' in 'anti-m' stand for?

Duncan, of Level Nivelo · Tue May 16, 2006 10:22 pm

Okay, my input, since we have a separate forum for this now:

1: an otter is also hairy, just skinny (as opposed to bears, who are usually on the burly/fat side). Crates doesn't look particularly hairy in the picture- he barely has stubble. In Gay slang, he'd be considered a "twink".

2: I believe that genetic predisposition toward homosexuality is on a scale (<i>e.g</i> Kinsey's, with 6 being totally Gay and 1 being totally Straight). Some people fall to one side, some to the other, some in the middle. Societal pressures develop or repress how comfortable a given person is with exploring different aspects of him/herself.

3: I don't think that Crates is a closeted homo, or he wouldn't have the icon he does.

4: he may be just trolling to rile people up. Whatever.

5: I'm not particularly offended by him calling me a fag, as I clearly am a fag, as he gleaned from my profile. I've certainly been called worse in my life. And I don't really care if he didn't like my song; I know not everyone will like what I do.

6: The Bloodhoung Gang song is "I wish I was Queer So I could Get Chicks".

7: That guy who dresses like Peter Pan is straight; don't know what that picture of him is doing in this forum.

blue · Post by **blue** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:27 pm

being straight doesn't make you not a homo.

anti-m · Post by **anti-m** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:28 pm

Sven wrote:Remember that Bloodhound Gang song?

[edit] what does the 'm' in 'anti-m' stand for?

Heh! Touche!

Well, a google search leads me to believe that the "m" in anti-m stands for "Microsoft."

(But then I'd be anti-m$)

I was also saddened to learn through google that an "anti-m" band already exists. Rats! We'll have to fight for the title.

Rabid Garfunkel · Post by **Rabid Garfunkel** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:30 pm

Duncan, of Level Nivelo wrote:1: an otter is also hairy, just skinny

Oh damn, and now I learn more (and contradictarorily). Canadian difference in the slanguage, maybe? Thank you, too, Duncan!

I always went the "Wizard of Oz" route myself--re: your handle--anti-m.

blue · Post by **blue** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:30 pm

IRC has some alternate band name suggestions for you.

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:47 pm

That's cool...

I was wondering... why DO I get so riled up about this stuff?

I think it may because, even though the songfight community is actually rather small, and even though I just barged in way back when, and made myself at home (much to the chagrine of a few probably, <insert can't please everybody cliche, or better yet a metaphor here> but .... whoa. That was so much tangent even I got lost. ?

Uh... I need a ")".... ).

That was fun.

You don't even know how much I love typing shit like that.

Well, it doesn't fucking matter WHY. I just do. I get riled up... and I think it's because Cratesis ultimately saying things that shows a lack of respect for what I view are the important aspects of the songfight world.
Music, good healthy competition, growth, sharing and friendships.

Then I thought about it so more, and I felt kinda silly.

Like, Songfight has such a mark in my life, that I defend it, and the people I've grown to know as being a part of "it" that I, and others, will defend it and them... it's kinda hilarious and cool at the same time.

What a dork! So what makes this just giggilingily (new word... love it) funny is that Crates comes along like a fucking asshole, all full of piss and vinegar, and ... like, SERIOUSLY publically saying stupid shit like "I'm a dick" and "anal sex is nono" and "me no likey poopey on my dinky) and ...

man. Seriously, I've been laughin for a while. So... uh. Welcome Crates. Enjoy songfight! What a ridiculous way to introduce yourself... you know.. really make a mark.

I may end up liking you. Or not.. we'll see... and I don't care that you don't care so nahnahnhaahnah nah boo boo.

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