Switch Hitter

[Nigel (spOOn) Clements]

Switch Hitter by spOOn

When his woman is becoming a bore
He screams woman you're a fuckin' whore
Storms out of the room in a rage
Just like a tiger caught up in a cage

His moods are stable he's perpetually pissed
Turns on the light with the back of his fist
Hits that switch like it was her chin
Succumbs to the demons that dwell within

In his mind she is black and blue
Every Sunday he's in B&Q
To replace switch plates that he has broken
You can't replace a face when it's broken

He's a switch hitter
A real go-getter
He's a switch hitter
And one day he's gonna get her
He's a switch hitter
He should know better
He's a switch hitter
And somebody oughta tell her
He's a switch hitter
He's a real go-getter
He's a switch hitter
And one day he's gonna get her
He's a switch hitter
And he should know better
He's a switch hitter
And somebody oughta tell her
Get out
Get get get get out
Get get get get out

[Bjam]

Switch Hitter by Bjam(mixing by stueym)

Life's such a rush, we miss the small things,
Too hooked up on the big things in life,
With school, work, friends, it's all such a mess,
Confusion in excess

So let's flow with the best
I'm a switch hitter, baby, hitting two out of three
Lay down on a sunny sandy beach
Relax and take a rest

Stressed about cash and making up a test
Dressing up every day to make an impression
Often cry about the tiny details,
Leaving the oven on, after ruining cookies

So let's dance with the most
I'm a switch hitter, baby, singing up to the moon
Write a song and listen to some tunes
Relax and take a rest

Instrumental

So let's sing at the festival,
I'm a switch hitter, baby, making everything better
Read a book that's a best seller
Relax and take a rest

Turn it from a no to a yes
Till we all can agree
A yes to your dreams and your wishes and your
One hit home run fantasies

So let's forget about stress
I'm a switch hitter, baby, easy and free
Sit together just you and me
Relax and take a rest

(Bom boms.)

[Geoff WreckdoM]

Switch Hitter
by WreckdoM

I need a man
Hairy and tall
With strong hands
And a farmers tan

I need a lady
Sophisticated
With a soft touch
And a big bush

I need a fella
To hold my swella
Sweaty and glistening
Muscles rippling

I need a chickadee
Dainty and curvy
Cute and gigglely
Likes to get jigglely

I'm a switch hitter baby
AC/DC
I'm a switch hitter baby
I like to get nasty
Ow

[king_arthur]

SWITCH HITTER / King Arthur

Life done sent me down to the minors
Where I'm trying to rebuild my confidence
But every batter I face, all I can picture
Another fly ball sailing over the center field fence.

Some people know how to fix a problem
My troubles are the kind that bat both left and right
Switch hitter at the plate, and I am struggling
I'm not ready to be in this game tonight.

I can't give you even one good reason
Why I stand here shaking off every call
But it's all been downhill this whole damn season
And all I've been able to do is drop the ball.

(chorus)

Some people see solutions,
Some people have no fear,
Some people have no concept
How many ways there are to fail.
Some people can take action,
Some people can take charge,
Some people been around the world,
I still can't raise a sail...

(chorus)

[Treachjuris]

[PiGPEN]

(omg its about baseball)

Switch hitter (a bunch of time plus oohs)

[chorus]
Ahhhhhh
Shes a switch hitt-Ahhhhhh
Greatest switch hitt-Ahhhhhh
That ever did live Ahhhhhh

With dust on her legs from her calves to her thighs
He could never let her leave from the grasp of his eyes
Blinks and thinks twice to tell his left from his right
But not even that could stop the crack of the bat

In the parking garage you could hear the claps of the hands
Of a million people at the backs of the stands
And the child in China who saw where it lands
Says shes etched to the slate as the great of the plate

[Phil. Redmon.]

Switch Hitter - Abominominous

Brother it ain't the way I thought I'd make a livin',
but they's opinion is you gotta die.
If I'd my druthers I'd be fine with keepin' you in prison,
but that's not for me to decide.
The pay is gravy for a minute of workin', but, uh,
I haven't caught a decent sleep in weeks.
Joltin' administrin', the jumpin' and jerkin',
it's enough to give a killer the creeps.

That's all she wrote, here comes 20 hundred volts.
Brother it feels like such a waste.

I kinda figured I'd be archeologicatin'
instead of hitting switches for the state.
Dental and medical, the hours are great an' shit,
but the killing makes it hard to relate.

I know you crimminals, the trouble that you been into, but
I reckon double wrongs don't make a right.
The look they're givin' me right when I earn my hourly,
it ain't a mystery I'm not sleepin' tonight.

That's all she wrote, here comes 20 hundred volts.
Brother it feels like such a waste.
It pays my rent, so I guess to death you're sent
when I lay awake tonight I'll see your face.