Joke without a punchline

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:54 am

I've got a joke without a punchline:

"Hey! Have you seen the new Mel Gibson movie?"...

Now, there must be a funny answer to this - but I really can't think of one.

Or how about:

"Hey! Have you heard that Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe are doing a movie together? It's called..... "

once again - I've got nothing.

I've Googled - but I can't find any Mel Gibson jokes. This is driving me insane

There must be funny punchlines for these. What are they?

Suggestions?

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:49 am

Well I think I know a punchline without a set-up and that's the fact that Mel Gibson helped produce the Leonard Cohen doc.

ddd · Post by **ddd** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:54 am

Caravan Ray wrote:
"Hey! Have you heard that Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe are doing a movie together? It's called..... "

Passion of the Christ

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:37 am

"Hey! Have you heard that Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe are doing a Vegas show together. They get on stage and then they find a Jew in the audience and Mel vigorously fucks the Jew up in the ass. And that makes Russell angry because everything makes Russell angry so he starts fucking Mel in the ass. Then a spotlight falls on Mel and he thinks it's Christ so he pulls out and starts vigorously masturbating to what he thinks is an epiphany. Which pisses off Russell who punches Mel and then teabags. The Jew sees Mel getting teabagged and throws up. It lands on Mel's crotch. He thinks it's the touch of the lord and he ejacuates and the sperm lands on the stage in the shape of the Virgin Mary. And Russell gets pissed at that and storms off stage and punches 2 ladies in the front row."

"What the hell do they call that show?"

"The Aristocrats."

furrypedro · Post by **furrypedro** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:45 am

I've heard so much about that joke and I'm so glad you were the first person I actually heard/saw telling it

mr_lostman · Post by **mr_lostman** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:53 am

i just saw the documentary "the aristocrats" the other day. Its a damn funny joke but i still dont fully get the punchline but it doesnt matter because all the sick vile stuff that comes in the middle is totally worth it.

Albatross · Post by **Albatross** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:57 am

mr_lostman wrote:i still dont fully get the punchline but it doesnt matter because all the sick vile stuff that comes in the middle is totally worth it.

You do get it.

obscurity · Post by **obscurity** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:21 pm

mr_lostman wrote:Its a damn funny joke but i still dont fully get the punchline

You must be american :)

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:05 pm

Niveous Devilchild wrote:"Hey! Have you heard that Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe are doing a Vegas show together. They get on stage and then they find a Jew in the audience and Mel vigorously fucks the Jew up in the ass. And that makes Russell angry because everything makes Russell angry so he starts fucking Mel in the ass. Then a spotlight falls on Mel and he thinks it's Christ so he pulls out and starts vigorously masturbating to what he thinks is an epiphany. Which pisses off Russell who punches Mel and then teabags. The Jew sees Mel getting teabagged and throws up. It lands on Mel's crotch. He thinks it's the touch of the lord and he ejacuates and the sperm lands on the stage in the shape of the Virgin Mary. And Russell gets pissed at that and storms off stage and punches 2 ladies in the front row."

"What the hell do they call that show?"

"The Aristocrats."

Yep - That'll do!

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:19 pm

A variation on a classic (also with no punchline).

So Mel Gibson walks into a Bar Mitzvah...

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:02 pm

fodroy wrote:A variation on a classic (also with no punchline).

So Mel Gibson walks into a Bar Mitzvah...

yes - another winner!

Gemini6Ice · Post by **Gemini6Ice** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:12 am

Caravan Ray wrote:I've got a joke without a punchline:

"Hey! Have you seen the new Mel Gibson movie?"...

It's a wreck.

Caravan Ray wrote:"Hey! Have you heard that Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe are doing a movie together? It's called..... "

The Passion of the Beautiful Gladiator?

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:48 am

Caravan Ray wrote: "Hey! Have you seen the new Mel Gibson movie?"...

Schindler's pissed ?

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:57 am

Good one, Sausage Boy.

Dan-O from Five-O · Post by **Dan-O from Five-O** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:23 am

The Passion of the Chist that's a bad career move.

Mad Mel

A Beautifully Mind Boggling Binge

Glad he's a hater

mr_lostman · Post by **mr_lostman** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:53 am

the passion of the cinderella man

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:55 pm

sausage boy wrote:
Caravan Ray wrote: "Hey! Have you seen the new Mel Gibson movie?"...
Schindler's pissed ?

nice one

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:00 pm

What about just going with the truth, which is already zany/funny enough:

"Have you seen the new Mel Gibson movie? It's about how the godlessness of Aztecs destroyed their own society from the inside out!"

Me$$iah · Post by **Me$$iah** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:15 pm

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