Here is a (rather unfunny) joke:Oust The Mods wrote:I am almost tempted to go to the PHP company itself and get the people.
But they are not going to want to songfight!
One night, a man passes a blonde looking for something underneath a streetlight. He says "What are you looking for?" She says "I lost my glasses." He says "Well, do you want some help?" "Sure," she says.
They both look for half an hour before he says "Where around here did you lose them?" She says, "Oh, I dropped them in the bushes behind my house." "Why are we looking here," he says. "Well, I can't see a thing, but the light's so much better over here."
Here is a (rather serious) set of statements:
If you want to find a bunch of people to start a website with you, the SF messageboards would be the wrong place to look. You've insulted people who are fine with the way that this website works. You've been branded a troll. Why would songfighters here give money to someone that they think is a troll so that he can start a songwriting competition website, if the songfighters don't have a problem with the way that the current website works and it's free?
They wouldn't. It doesn't make any sense to look here for people to start your website with.