Best Craigslist Posts Ever

blue · Post by **blue** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:19 pm

filled with insane bullshit and limitless ego, this dude seeks a guitarist to complete his harmonica/bass trio. it's all well and good until you listen to the recordings.

KLASSIK.

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/muc/135584502.html

GlennCase · Post by **GlennCase** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:56 pm

I would hope that it is meant to be an elaborate hoax.

Seriously...

ROCK!

Glenn (DR FUNK)
http://glenncase.songhole.org

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:19 pm

Terrible. And they think they are not. hahahahaha.

that was funny.

deshead · Post by **deshead** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:40 pm

It was a tough call, but I choose this one for submission to the Not Exactly Normal fight. So if you were thinking of entering, don't bother. You're not worthy. You couldn't beat a 20 second Epsilon Rising song, let alone this 4 1/2 minute monster. The singer sounds exactly like a slide guitar. Seriously, don't even waste your time. The fight's already been won.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:03 pm

http://dallas.craigslist.org/msg/140207301.html

FREE!

Kill Me Sarah · Post by **Kill Me Sarah** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:20 pm

The Sober Irishman wrote:http://dallas.craigslist.org/msg/140207301.html

FREE!

I had a Peavey Raptor...he probably used the stickers to somehow keep it in tune.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:30 pm

http://dallas.craigslist.org/for/140400140.html

BWAHHAHAHA

prayformojo · Post by **prayformojo** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:50 pm

blue wrote:filled with insane bullshit and limitless ego, this dude seeks a guitarist to complete his harmonica/bass trio. it's all well and good until you listen to the recordings.

KLASSIK.

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/muc/135584502.html

"I speak from the fire and strike heavy with of the sword, in a chorus championing people long oppressed and long suffering"

I've often used those exact same words to discribe my own music. In fact, my new t-shirts read prayformojo: Speaking from the fire and striking heavy with of the sword, in a chorus championing people long oppressed and long suffering, and then below it is a picture of a bunny in a viking helmet.

May I also point out the "we do weed smoke weed" may be one of the funniest sentences I have ever read pertaining to a band's drug use.[/b]

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:45 pm

http://dallas.craigslist.org/msg/203640438.html

On the musical instruments board no less.

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:16 am

Er, "This posting has been removed by craigslist community." is not very exciting.
-bill

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:08 pm

http://denver.craigslist.org/muc/208996621.html

Rabid Garfunkel · Post by **Rabid Garfunkel** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:21 pm

Aha ha ha ha... that's rich. Still, he does name-check Maynard Ferguson. '80s kids is weird, heh. Good luck to him.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:13 pm

OMFG Blue look at this:

http://dallas.craigslist.org/msg/377121544.html

Look at that setup. The hihats are set up as crashes, the snare is way off to the left, the cymbals are like 20 ft high, the dude sits on a fucking couch, and they put that egg-carton bedding stuff inside the toms. And he's asking $750 for used Peavey drums. His description is fantastic as well:

"Nice set of Peavey drum set in great conditins. For only $750.00"

Wow.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:30 pm

well, it better come with the couch then. (it obviously doesn't come with a stool, unless you count the drum set as stool...get it..I made a poop joke there)

I didn't know Peavey made drums until today.

Did you know you can go to Walmart and buy a drumset for like ...I think it was just a little over $200?

Now, I'm sure it's THE crapiest drumset on the market with the bare minimums... but... it's still got to be a better deal than $750 for a used Peavey set. Unless Peavey makes better drums than guitars. (Considering their practice amps aren't half bad)

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