Damn. Could not find the lyrics donations thread in here (do the time-space math, I have a very friendly bartender, hic) so I guess I'm making a new freakin' thread for it. Hope someone can get some amusement out of these fragments... from now on, if I can't get a song together, I'll post the bits in their more or less completedness (with whatever sidenotes that I feel are applicable, of course!) for someone else who has the opportunity to take advantage of. Be happy or not, yo.
"Control Yourself"
(the world is glad that I didn't try to pull off an old school ('70s-'80s) British ska hoarsey voice on this... maybe I'll do a Selecter homage at a later time, eh?)
Chorus:
Ooo-ooh, why can't you control yourself (x3)
See a shiny bauble on the BBC One
You know you can't afford it sans a credit card, hon'
But then you're down in the shop, the pretty in your hand
Just another bit of debt, ain't that plastic grand?
Chorus
You bought the pub a round and now it's far past last call
You shoulda called a cab, now you're headed for a fall
Didn't see the cyclist, now she's smeared across your hood
Sorry 'bout your luck mate, looks like you really fucked up good
Chorus
Double time freek-out
(Third verse, on predatory women working the welfare angle with an increasing amount of children being pumped out for profit; or just sexually stupid women in general... sorry I don't have words here)
Chorus and out
Lyrical donationalizings
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Rabid Garfunkel
- Churchill
- Posts: 2468
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- Instruments: Absurdity
- Recording Method: iPhone, Reason & rando apps/toys
- Submitting as: Rabid Garfunkel, Primitive Screwheads
- Pronouns: that guy
- Location: Hollywood, Calif.
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Rabid Garfunkel
- Churchill
- Posts: 2468
- Joined: Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:43 pm
- Instruments: Absurdity
- Recording Method: iPhone, Reason & rando apps/toys
- Submitting as: Rabid Garfunkel, Primitive Screwheads
- Pronouns: that guy
- Location: Hollywood, Calif.
Here are some lyric donations for the upcoming fight "You Get the Wiser":
You get the 'wiser, I get the Coors
She'll get the Miller, He'll get the whores
Gonna be a big party tonight (a big bash, yeah yeah)
Gonna make us all feel alright (a side of hash, yeah, yeah)
I can't see straight, but I can rock between the lines
You get the wiser, I'm out of time
You get the 'wiser, I get the Coors
She'll get the Miller, He'll get the whores
Gonna be a big party tonight (a big bash, yeah yeah)
Gonna make us all feel alright (a side of hash, yeah, yeah)
I can't see straight, but I can rock between the lines
You get the wiser, I'm out of time
Last edited by Seoup Gei on Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:14 pm, edited 1 time in total.
And, as well, a reminder:Lunkhead wrote: http://www.songfight.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2008
Songfight! main forum page wrote:Ye Olde Lyric Archive
Post lyrics to your song fight entries. Not for donations-- post those in the fight discussion forum.
