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Can't smoke in the shower? Skoal!
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The Lord of the Rings trilogy in 6-word form:

The Fellowship of the Ring
Hobbits. A Ring. Fellowship. Kill Orcs.

The Two Towers
Run. Find King. Kill more Orcs.

The Return of the King
Kill more Orcs. Ring destroyed. Hooray!
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Hemmingway's got lots to answer for.
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Holiday hamburgers, stupid. House in flames!
"Starfinger for president!!!" -- arby
"I would 100% nominate you for the Supreme Court." -- frankie big face
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Bad dog! You spit that out!
blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
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You jerk! Oh no... HULK SMASH!
blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
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I have bad news, Mr. President.
blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
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Fuck off (...four words to spare).
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"Merry Christmas." "Fuck you". "Jesus Christ!"
jb wrote:Dan-O has a point.
JB
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POW!
...who am I?
POW!!
...oh.
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One just for JoS:

Madi got her mom's looks. *phew!*
:D :D :D
* this is not a disclaimer
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Sven wrote:Madi got her mom's looks. *phew!*
Ha! That's a really good one!
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She's why I started drinking again.
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Six words, no story: point missed.
obscurity.

"Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure." - Oscar Wilde.
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A spider aspired. I spread despair.
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Minimalism is like so fucking cool.
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Sven wrote:One just for JoS:

Madi got her mom's looks. *phew!*
:D :D :D
That doesn't count. It has to be fiction :-)
Here's my record label page thingie with stuff about me if you are so interested: https://greenmonkeyrecords.com/jim-of-seattle/
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No talent. Can't write. Can't even count.
Here's my record label page thingie with stuff about me if you are so interested: https://greenmonkeyrecords.com/jim-of-seattle/
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"I don't love you anymore." "...Thanks."
Songfighter since back in the day.
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wormsweater wrote:
Lunkhead wrote:A spider aspired. I spread despair.
I palindrome I, I palindrome I.
? Lunkhead's wasn't a palindrome. It was an anagram. Kind of like wormsweater and wwe are smort.
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