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wwe are smort.
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ow, we're smart
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wwe are smort.
yes wwe are.
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Mogosagatai
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Post by Mogosagatai »

"Panama"
A man. A plan. A canal.

"No Evil?"
Rats don't live on stars, period.

Others...

Healing takes time after a tragedy.
An unexpected adventure brings life lessons.
A tragic flaw leads to downfall.
Our hero recognizes the enemy: himself!
A big disaster brings people together.
A dead horse is soundly beaten.
I just pooped in a box.
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Erwin Cloibhofer
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fodroy
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Bad Stocking Stuffer
Gift card to Holocaust Museum store.

Bukowski in Vegas
No more money. Time to leave.
.............booze.
.............women.

This one has six words, but it's actually just the title to a poem I wrote...

Jesus Christ was built Ford Tough.
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Post by drë »

fodroy wrote:Bad Stocking Stuffer
Gift card to Holocaust Museum store.

Jesus Christ was built Ford Tough.
WOW! You’re getting good at this.


we have pretty much trashed this thread from 6 word STORY to 6 word RADOMNESS.

Carry on, you thread trashing fools.
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Erwin Cloibhofer
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jimtyrrell
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At last, the secret to life:
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Justincombustion
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Internet porn gets kind of boring.
"When you can balance a tack-hammer on your head; you can then head off you opponent with a balanced attack!"
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starfinger
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Windy, huh? Flying cows! That sucked.
"Starfinger for president!!!" -- arby
"I would 100% nominate you for the Supreme Court." -- frankie big face
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jimtyrrell
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Coffee. Briefcase. List. Rifle. Let's go.
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Caravan Ray
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Whoops Mr President! That's gonna stain!
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Replaced love with object of destruction.
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Dan-O from Five-O
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"Goodbye cruel world. I just" BANG!
jb wrote:Dan-O has a point.
JB
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Dan-O from Five-O wrote:"Goodbye cruel world. I just" BANG!
now thats! a 6 word story.
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jute gyte
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I shit out worms. God laughs.
"I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but hostility, chaos and murder." - Werner Herzog
jute gyte
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Michelangelo's face painted on stretched skin.

Because Violet wants it this way.

:)

ROCK!

Glenn Case
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fluffy
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Why Wired only asked real writers.
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Fluffy was picked on a lot.
* this is not a disclaimer
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Dan-O from Five-O
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Sven's avatar puked other than jellyfish.
jb wrote:Dan-O has a point.
JB
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j$
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Justincombustion wrote:Internet porn gets kind of boring.
You're looking in the wrong places.
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rone rivendale
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I cried out, no tears came.
From spoken word to actual singing, I can screw up any style with style. :D
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"Fools! Don't understand my genius?! .... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasplat!"
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