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The Pornstar Diet: Lots of protein.
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jute gyte wrote:I shit out worms. God laughs.
Even Jute Gyte's stories are goth!
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"Ann Coulter" by Sven Mullet

I'd hit that. With a shovel.
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Sven wrote:"Ann Coulter" by Sven Mullet

I'd hit that. With a shovel.
Then, I'll help you bury her.
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Her eyes told a different story.

ROCK!

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Save the cheerleader, save the world.
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Best idea ever: a retarded mime.
"When you can balance a tack-hammer on your head; you can then head off you opponent with a balanced attack!"
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Rone wins SongFight: End of Days?
From spoken word to actual singing, I can screw up any style with style. :D
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Rone's favorite band is Green Day.
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Rone Rivendale wrote:Rone wins SongFight: End of Days?
Rone loses songfight: just another day.

You can substitute "Rone" for "Dan."

I aim low: Dan's personal motto.
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Rone Rivendale wrote:Rone wins SongFight: End of Days?
In your dreams, sadly average musician.
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I'm strangely aroused by Rone's Avatar.
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Worst marketing idea ever: Syphilis Krisps©
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S ... yph ... ilis..... *spits out crisps*
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Attended daughter's Christmas Concert- MILFs everywhere!
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Women and robots begin to feel

I don't know what that means.
Is it deep? Is it sexual?
Is it deeply sexual? sexually deep?
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fodroy wrote: Is it deeply sexual? or sexually deep?
7 words lol
From spoken word to actual singing, I can screw up any style with style. :D
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Rone Rivendale wrote:
fodroy wrote: Is it deeply sexual? or sexually deep?
7 words lol

Three words... ironically demonstrative, yet apt.


(and if you take "lol" as three words, you're still at five... I was going to suggest that Rone should be a tad more careful when he attempts to burn someone on the web...then I realized... this guy is a master at burning himself... why discourage such artisty no matter how unintentioned?)
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Rone's like a protesting Buddhist monk.
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Rone Rivendale wrote:
fodroy wrote: Is it deeply sexual? or sexually deep?
7 words lol
Wasn't meant to be a story.
Edited for Rone's rule abiding tendencies.
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People who abide by rules suck.
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And then the story repeats itself


(Hope someone didn't do one like this already...I skipped the third page)
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