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I just ate a sandwich.

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It was a good fuckin' sandwich.

2 pieces of whole wheat bread
a glop of spinich dip
a couple slices of tomato
2 radishes, sliced
some fresh spinich leaves, for good measure
a couple slices of cheddar
salt and pepper

SO GOOD.
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Maybe you call it a sandwich in Svensylvania. But we call it a sang'wich here in the States. :wink:
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Billy's Little Trip wrote:Maybe you call it a sandwich in Svensylvania. But we call it a sang'wich here in the States. :wink:
You make blood sandwiches in the states? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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I'm pretty sure Luke Henley does, but he's the only one.
.......he calls them blood sangwiches by the way......he's American.
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Sven wrote:It was a good fuckin' sandwich.
Do you still have part of the sandwich in your mouth?
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Puce wrote:
Sven wrote:It was a good fuckin' sandwich.
Do you still have part of the sandwich in your mouth?
Not anymore!
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Sven wrote:
Puce wrote:
Sven wrote:It was a good fuckin' sandwich.
Do you still have part of the sandwich in your mouth?
Not anymore!
He swallowed it.
jb wrote:Dan-O has a point.
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Dan-O from Five-O wrote:
Sven wrote:
Puce wrote: Do you still have part of the sandwich in your mouth?
Not anymore!
He swallowed it.
That's not in the song.
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No meat?
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The Sober Irishman wrote:No meat?
Try making one as I described. Then tell me if you think it needs meat in it. (hint: it does not)

Also, I'm considering becoming a vegetarian.
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My sangwich of choice:

Wheat bread (without the weird seed shit in it) or potato bread
Peanut butter, preferrably Jif creamy (though crunchy is allright sometimes)
Jelly (not fucking jam), prefferably Welch's grape (no other flavors allowed)

And, most importantly:

A healthy stack of chips. In order of preference:

1. Cheetos puffs
2. Nacho Cheese Doritos
3. Cheddar and sour cream Lays (baked or otherwise)
4. Cheetos
5. Sunchips (any flavor)

Before you cite my chip inclusion as being part of the meal and not part of the sangwich, let it be known that I pile said chips on. I generally like to have roughly 60% of the height and mass of the sangwich to be chips.
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Sven wrote:
The Sober Irishman wrote:No meat?
Try making one as I described. Then tell me if you think it needs meat in it. (hint: it does not)

Also, I'm considering becoming a gay man.
that is okay then.
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When not eating blood sandwiches, I enjoy buffalo egg salad as well. Which is, you know, egg salad with Frank's Red Hot mixed in. On whatever bread.
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Eating is for pussies. *snark*

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The Sober Irishman wrote:Before you cite my chip inclusion as being part of the meal and not part of the sangwich, let it be known that I pile said chips on. I generally like to have roughly 60% of the height and mass of the sangwich to be chips.
Wait... you put the chips... IN the san(g)wich? I was on board until you crammed two fistfuls of Cheetos in there.

I wish I had a turkey, bacon, and provolone on potato bread right now. With maybe a slice or two of sandwich pepperoni. No veggies, thanks.
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Kim Gordon & Kim Deal - now that's some kind of meal
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j$ wrote:Eating is for pussies. *snark*
how would you know? ;)
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The Sober Irishman wrote: A healthy stack of chips. In order of preference:

1. Cheetos puffs
2. Nacho Cheese Doritos
3. Cheddar and sour cream Lays (baked or otherwise)
4. Cheetos
5. Sunchips (any flavor)
I would totally smoke you in a chip stacking contest. *pulls a can of pringles out of my holster with a twirl, pops the top, holds hand on top of can and carefully turns can upside down and places on table and slowly pulls can up* Taa Daaa! suckah
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what's a sandwich talk without mentioning the frightening creations that have come out of my current hometown- New Brunswick, NJ. Maxim Magazine named these sandwiches best in the country. Introducting the Fat Sandwiches:

(This is the short list. Please note all items are in the sandwich)

Fat Darrell:
Chicken Fingers, Mozzarella Sticks, French Fries and Marinara (lettuce and tomato)

Fat Sam:
Cheesteak, Grilled Chicken, French Fries, Lettuce, Tomato, Mayo and Ketchup

Fat Koko:
Cheesesteak, Mozzarella Sticks, French Fries and Marinara (lettuce and tomato)

Fat Soprano:
Chicken Fingers, Bacon, White Sauce and Hot Sauce

Fat Va Va Voom:
Cheesesteak, Bacon, Mozzarella Sticks, French Fries, Marinara

Fat Balls:
Cheesesteak, Gyro, White Sauce, French Fries, Lettuce and Tomato

Fat Mojo:
Chicken Fingers, Mozzarella Sticks, Honey Mustard, French Fries

Fat Cat:
Cheesesteak, Mozzarella Sticks, French Fries, Lettuce, Tomato, Mayo, Ketchup

Fat Bitch:
Cheesesteak, Chicken Fingers, Mozzarella Sticks, French Fries, Lettuce, Tomato, Ketchup

See more of these at http://valuemenus.com/scarletmenus/menus.php?R=57&item=
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Damn! That list just made me so hungry I could eat a blood sangwich right now. :?
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jack wrote:
j$ wrote:Eating is for pussies. *snark*
how would you know? ;)
hey just cos I'm not Belgian, doesn't mean i've never visited Brussels ... :)
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