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Leaf
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Sven wrote:People who abide by rules suck.
Rules who suck abide by people.




*I suppose it should be "that".


I was trying to be cute.
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And you almost succeeded, Leaf - almost.
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Everyone always picks on Rone, bah!

People in glass houses shouldn't talk.

I'm rubber and you are glue!

I got a million of them.

Notice these are all 6 words.
From spoken word to actual singing, I can screw up any style with style. :D
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"6" is a number, not a word.



(I'm not sure if I'm right.)


Do contractions count in this game?
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Rone Rivendale wrote:Everyone always picks on Rone, bah!

People in glass houses shouldn't talk.

I'm rubber and you are glue!

I got a million of them.

Notice these are all 6 words.
Waah waah waah waah waah waaaaah!
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Märk
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Post by Märk »

Rone Rivendale wrote:People in glass houses shouldn't talk.
What? That just doesn't seem right.

Oh! I know what it is!

It's not "talk", it's "throw stones".

Once again, Rone Rivendale burns himself.
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Six word thread went to hell.
"I only listen to good music. And Octothorpe." - Marcus Kellis
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It's been years. Still, Rover waits.
blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
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Where's Daddy?
Who's at the door?
blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
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It's me. Here for my satisfaction.
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I remember when rock was young
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Billy's Little Trip
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They're always after me lucky charms
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drë
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Is not ideal, but it’ll do
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AN EPIC TRILOGY

1. It was such a beautiful day.

2. Mary, get away. I'm starting to

3. My God, what's happening to you?

4. She tasted pretty good with mustard.
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SIX-WORD B-MOVIE THEATER

1. What's with all the Goddamn zombies?

2. Stupid vampires won't leave me alone.

3. Werewolves have no sense of time.
blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
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Six-word Soap Opera

"I don't think that's my baby!"
"Are you calling me a slut?"
"No, Brenda. It's just that I..."
"You know my brother's a lawyer!"
"I think he's more than that!"
(Brenda hits Carl with an ashtray)
"Was he good, Brenda? Was he??!!"
"Why don't you tell me, Carl?"
(Carl hits Brenda with a stapler)
"It was just that one time!"
(Brenda's brother Marc enters the room)
"You should both probably get tested."

*Fade out into adult diaper commercial*
Aren't you the guy that hit me in the eye?
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Phil. Redmon.
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Screwed again by Gifts of Music.
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I feel dumber watching American Idol.
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A future headline reads as follows:

"Phil Redmon wins the <a href="http://www.crowncommission.com/dailygrind/">Daily Grind</a>"

ROCK!

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GlennCase wrote:"Phil Redmon wins the <a href="http://www.crowncommission.com/dailygrind/">Daily Grind</a>"
They're still doing that? I'm impressed.
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GlennCase wrote:"Phil Redmon wins the <a href="http://www.crowncommission.com/dailygrind/">Daily Grind</a>"
He'll get money two months late.
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It's Albatross for the win!

ROCK!

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