A New Topic

Billy's Little Trip · Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:11 am

Didn't feel it.
......oh wait! ...ahh, nevermind, that was the other thing.

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:44 am

This is a very underutilized thread.

I remember when Jack and Leaf, at the"irrelevant thread board meeting", came to the mutual realization that SF board clutter could be minimized with the institution of a "new topic' thread.

Brilliant in it's simplicity, elegant in design, it was sure to revolutionize the thread-shredding experience of all song fighters.

But... no one could have predicted the awesome power of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Syndrome, or as I like to call it, "normal". (New,Original,Revitalized, Multitasking, Awesome, Leaf-like)

Unfortunately for Jack and Leaf, further hurdles to the awesome power of "new topic" were to be discovered...

...they called it "knee jerk emotional response", or "KJER" for short. Stunned by the unpronounceable power of Kjer, the west coast lads cracked open a few brews, hit the bong and pondered... "how to fix this?"

That was in September, 2004. The songfight community waits... like Axel Rose with a multi-million dollar contract, they bide their time...waiting, working, getting Sebastian Bach to fill in when they have a sore throat...waiting...waiting, UNTIL NOW.

Egg · Post by **Egg** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:12 am

Leaf wrote: That was in September, 2004. The songfight community waits... like Axel Rose with a multi-million dollar contract, they bide their time...waiting, working, getting Sebastian Bach to fill in when they have a sore throat...waiting...waiting, UNTIL NOW.

Duuuuude! I've been trying to remember that name for forever. Sebastian Bach! His son is in this band called Severed Hand. They're pretty sweet.

jack · Post by **jack** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:53 am

sebastian bach. now that guy always seemed like his testicles were wound too tight.

Egg · Post by **Egg** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:20 pm

But loose enough to have a son named Paris!

HeuristicsInc · Post by **HeuristicsInc** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:44 pm

People should name more kids after world capitals, like Berlin, Kuala Lumpur, or maybe even Reykjavík - you could nickname him Rey and that would be cool because that means "king" in Spanish.
-bill

jack · Post by **jack** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:48 pm

caravan rey?

thehipcola · Post by **thehipcola** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:06 pm

Leaf and I were just wondering where the hell Dylan Nau is.... Dylan? Come back!

I miss that dude's kick ass work around here.

j$ · Post by j$ » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:00 pm

Leaf and you should get out more.

I am sexy for my first son to be called "London". London Cashpoint has a certain .. je ne sais quoi ....

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:16 pm

HeuristicsInc wrote:People should name more kids after world capitals, like Berlin, Kuala Lumpur, or maybe even Reykjavík - you could nickname him Rey and that would be cool because that means "king" in Spanish.
-bill

My middle name is "Ouagadougou".

j$ · Post by j$ » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:21 pm

It must be your bedtime, CR?

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:21 pm

j$ wrote:Leaf and you should get out more.

I am sexy for my first son to be called "London". London Cashpoint has a certain .. je ne sais quoi ....

Ummm. Dude. About this ...uh.... man, how do I type this?

About this "first son thing".

See...here's the thing... there's kinda something you gotta do to make that happen....

j$ · Post by j$ » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:25 pm

Oh honey, just because I don't like honey doesn't mean I never chased the bee ....

thehipcola · Post by **thehipcola** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:08 pm

j$ wrote:Leaf and you should get out more.

Dylan loves even you, Moneyshot.

And thanks for the invite. But you aren't nearly enough of a draw....I'm into honey, bunny.

Egg · Post by **Egg** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:29 am

*prays that this thread won't devolve somehow*

Don't bring up furries. Don't bring up furries.

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:31 am

GAY BEAR MAN FURRY ASS TO MOUTH

Discuss.

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:39 am

furballs can be a problem.

And so can furballs.

Thats right... i went there.

spinlock · Post by **spinlock** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:45 pm

It's easy to not bring up furries. Deny your kids access to cartoons and the internet. Maybe wildlife documenteries.

Sober · Post by **Sober** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:14 pm

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:35 pm

The Sober Irishman wrote:

HaHaHa, when Sven said Gay Bear Man, the first thing to come to mind was Man Bear Pig.

jack · Post by **jack** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:37 pm

RIP Larry Bud.

jack · Post by **jack** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:10 pm

1,683 Guitarists Play 'Smoke on Water'