Evil April - by Jolly Roger
Every once in a while
I like to step outside
To clear my lungs
And once I was out there
Ready for a new day
I did not know
That she was watching me
Evil April
Evil April
Evil April
Evil April
I heard my footsteps
Reverberating off the lawn
Oh wait are they mine?
I turned my neck
And beheld a creepy sight
She was right behind me
She looked like a troll
Evil April
She crawled out a hole
It was Evil April
Evil April
Evil April - By MC Eric B
Evil April - By MC Eric B
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She was born
with a rebel yell
that girl was trouble
everyone could tell
The look of the Devil
glowing in her eyes
when it came to ugly
she always took the prize
A schoolyard bully
picking on the little boys
BB guns and M-80's
were her favorite toys
She swore like a sailor
smoked smelly cigars
would go shot for shot
at biker bars
Then one day she decided
to play a little prank
she broke into the Army base
and stole a Sherman tank
She cruised that tank
all round the town
a blockade of Staties
couldn't even slow her down
Like back in the days of
Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull
so began the legend
of Evil April
Chorus
=======================
They called her Evil April
She was the meanest girl in town
whenever people tried to smile
she would change it to a frown
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She was mean and nasty
dirty and fowl
cross between Cruella DeVille
and Mr. Simon Cowell
Took candy from a baby
kicked cute little puppies
keyed all the fancy cars
of those uptight yuppies
She'd stab you in the back
trip you just for fun
once put a kick me sign
onto the back of a nun
She loved to torture
causing trouble was her plan
of snuff films and Hitler
she was a big fan
Then one fateful day
April went a little to far
she took a massive dump
in the Sheriff's car
Then all over his house
she spray painted her name
and posted the photo to Youtube
giving it Internet fame
After that nobody ever
heard from April again
so that's the end of her story
Hallelujah, Amen
Chorus
===========================
They called her Evil April
She was the meanest girl in town
whenever people tried to smile
she would change it to a frown
===========================
===============
She was born
with a rebel yell
that girl was trouble
everyone could tell
The look of the Devil
glowing in her eyes
when it came to ugly
she always took the prize
A schoolyard bully
picking on the little boys
BB guns and M-80's
were her favorite toys
She swore like a sailor
smoked smelly cigars
would go shot for shot
at biker bars
Then one day she decided
to play a little prank
she broke into the Army base
and stole a Sherman tank
She cruised that tank
all round the town
a blockade of Staties
couldn't even slow her down
Like back in the days of
Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull
so began the legend
of Evil April
Chorus
=======================
They called her Evil April
She was the meanest girl in town
whenever people tried to smile
she would change it to a frown
======================
She was mean and nasty
dirty and fowl
cross between Cruella DeVille
and Mr. Simon Cowell
Took candy from a baby
kicked cute little puppies
keyed all the fancy cars
of those uptight yuppies
She'd stab you in the back
trip you just for fun
once put a kick me sign
onto the back of a nun
She loved to torture
causing trouble was her plan
of snuff films and Hitler
she was a big fan
Then one fateful day
April went a little to far
she took a massive dump
in the Sheriff's car
Then all over his house
she spray painted her name
and posted the photo to Youtube
giving it Internet fame
After that nobody ever
heard from April again
so that's the end of her story
Hallelujah, Amen
Chorus
===========================
They called her Evil April
She was the meanest girl in town
whenever people tried to smile
she would change it to a frown
===========================
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Heather. Redmon.
- Goldman
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- Contact:
Evil April - The Hell Yeahs
She honestly couldn't be less of a menace
Goin' to school to be a dental hygienist
charity work at the retirement home
readin' 'em chapters outta Ethan Frome
coffee and doughnuts for the PTA
her favorite drink is lemon Perrier
wholesome, kind, and a looker to boot
a girl of top o the line repute
But when the weekend comes, and the sun elapses,
she's tearin' up the stage and kickin' some asses
nihilist grindcore of all things,
with her car pool gals they're the Venomous Spring
black eyeliner
spittin' up blood,
she's evil maybe when she sings
It's all a front
She'll probably never be a suspect in holdin'
her eyes are diamonds and her smile is golden'
Canine leukemia walk-a-thon walkin',
she's pure white sugar when she's not rockin' and she
calls up her grandmother thrice a month,
unloads the dishwasher when it's done,
steady to refresh her chinchilla cage,
but the tables turn when she's on stage
As Evil April on bass and Vox
In the Venomous Spring, and it totally rocks,
Wicked May's the six string assassin
An' Poor June's drummin's kickin' half of your ass in
Raw throat screamin'
Throwin' the horns,
She's evil maybe when she sings
It's all a front
She honestly couldn't be less of a menace
Goin' to school to be a dental hygienist
charity work at the retirement home
readin' 'em chapters outta Ethan Frome
coffee and doughnuts for the PTA
her favorite drink is lemon Perrier
wholesome, kind, and a looker to boot
a girl of top o the line repute
But when the weekend comes, and the sun elapses,
she's tearin' up the stage and kickin' some asses
nihilist grindcore of all things,
with her car pool gals they're the Venomous Spring
black eyeliner
spittin' up blood,
she's evil maybe when she sings
It's all a front
She'll probably never be a suspect in holdin'
her eyes are diamonds and her smile is golden'
Canine leukemia walk-a-thon walkin',
she's pure white sugar when she's not rockin' and she
calls up her grandmother thrice a month,
unloads the dishwasher when it's done,
steady to refresh her chinchilla cage,
but the tables turn when she's on stage
As Evil April on bass and Vox
In the Venomous Spring, and it totally rocks,
Wicked May's the six string assassin
An' Poor June's drummin's kickin' half of your ass in
Raw throat screamin'
Throwin' the horns,
She's evil maybe when she sings
It's all a front
Listen to our music!jack wrote:heather is the hardest working mom on songfight (in addition to being arguably the rockinist chick....).
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Kill Me Sarah
- Orwell
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- Location: Tacoma, WA
Evil April - By Kill Me Sarah
Don't go to school today
I couldn't bear the thought of them taking you away
I can teach you what you need to know
In the relative safety of our home
Please don't go to school today
Those poor little children
their little lives have past
those poor, poor little children
should have never gone to class
that day
It's been an evil April
It's been a month to fear
It's been an evil April
It will be an evil year
The dorms are quiet tonight
All the white little knuckles pull up the linen tight
I could sing you lullabies
Rock you gently, hold you tight
If you would just please sleep in your bed at home tonight
Those poor little children
cut down in their youth
stay at home little children
there's a mad man on the loose
It's been an evil April
It's been a month to fear
It's been an evil April
It will be an evil year
Don't go to school today
I couldn't bear the thought of them taking you away
I can teach you what you need to know
In the relative safety of our home
Please don't go to school today
Those poor little children
their little lives have past
those poor, poor little children
should have never gone to class
that day
It's been an evil April
It's been a month to fear
It's been an evil April
It will be an evil year
The dorms are quiet tonight
All the white little knuckles pull up the linen tight
I could sing you lullabies
Rock you gently, hold you tight
If you would just please sleep in your bed at home tonight
Those poor little children
cut down in their youth
stay at home little children
there's a mad man on the loose
It's been an evil April
It's been a month to fear
It's been an evil April
It will be an evil year
"[...] so plodding it actually hurts a little bit" - Smalltown Mike
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Biharmonic Plus
- A New Player
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- Location: Cypress, CA
Evil April – Biharmonic Plus
When Jesus died
Lou was overjoyed
So happy he cried
And danced a little jig to himself and he said
“This day will mark”
“A holiday for evil”
“Finally there’ll be”
“A month dedicated to me”
But when Lou found out He was not as he thought
He wrung his hands and screamed at the top of his lungs
“There go my plans for an evil April”
“There go my plans for an evil April”
Lou planned it all out
This month of evil
A barbeque every Sunday
At his house
Paradise Lost now
became Paradise Found
But three days later
Jesus came around
And when Lou found out He was not as he thought
He wrung his hands and screamed at the top of his lungs
“There go my plans for an evil April”
“There go my plans for an evil April”
“I’ll get back at you if it’s the last thing I do” said Lou
“What,” said Jesus with a grin on his face, “What you gonna do kick my ass?”
“No” said Lou “There are other ways to make a dude feel pain”
“I’ll make your Americans pay their taxes every year on this day”
“There go my plans for an evil April”
“There go my plans for an evil April”
When Jesus died
Lou was overjoyed
So happy he cried
And danced a little jig to himself and he said
“This day will mark”
“A holiday for evil”
“Finally there’ll be”
“A month dedicated to me”
But when Lou found out He was not as he thought
He wrung his hands and screamed at the top of his lungs
“There go my plans for an evil April”
“There go my plans for an evil April”
Lou planned it all out
This month of evil
A barbeque every Sunday
At his house
Paradise Lost now
became Paradise Found
But three days later
Jesus came around
And when Lou found out He was not as he thought
He wrung his hands and screamed at the top of his lungs
“There go my plans for an evil April”
“There go my plans for an evil April”
“I’ll get back at you if it’s the last thing I do” said Lou
“What,” said Jesus with a grin on his face, “What you gonna do kick my ass?”
“No” said Lou “There are other ways to make a dude feel pain”
“I’ll make your Americans pay their taxes every year on this day”
“There go my plans for an evil April”
“There go my plans for an evil April”
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HamNoBurger
- Karski
- Posts: 25
- Joined: Tue May 01, 2007 8:14 pm
- Location: Richmond, VA
Evil April
Evil April - by Ham No Burger
So many suns have filled the sky,
Since the day I said goodbye,
If I knew then what I know now,
I'd get back up each time you knocked me down,
Thank you, for making this blind man see (Evil April),
Without you, I would never have learned to be free (Evil April),
Unanswered prayers, the day you decided to leave (Evil April),
The worst of you, brought out the best in me,
So very young, so very bright,
All the moves I made were right,
No matter what I did or said,
It wasn't me who hid her demons in her head,
Thank you, for making this blind man see (Evil April),
Without you, I would never have learned to be free (Evil April),
Unanswered prayers, the day you decided to leave (Evil April),
The worst of you, brought out the best in me,
The funny thing is that you didn't even realize what you did,
You were oblivious,
And still, to this very minute, hour, very day,
Thank you, for making this blind man see (Evil April),
Without you, I would never have learned to be free (Evil April),
Unanswered prayers, the day you decided to leave (Evil April),
The worst of you, brought out the best in me,
Thank you, for making this blind man see (Evil April),
Without you, I would never have learned to be free (Evil April),
Unanswered prayers, the day you decided to leave (Evil April),
The worst of you, brought out the best in me....
So many suns have filled the sky,
Since the day I said goodbye,
If I knew then what I know now,
I'd get back up each time you knocked me down,
Thank you, for making this blind man see (Evil April),
Without you, I would never have learned to be free (Evil April),
Unanswered prayers, the day you decided to leave (Evil April),
The worst of you, brought out the best in me,
So very young, so very bright,
All the moves I made were right,
No matter what I did or said,
It wasn't me who hid her demons in her head,
Thank you, for making this blind man see (Evil April),
Without you, I would never have learned to be free (Evil April),
Unanswered prayers, the day you decided to leave (Evil April),
The worst of you, brought out the best in me,
The funny thing is that you didn't even realize what you did,
You were oblivious,
And still, to this very minute, hour, very day,
Thank you, for making this blind man see (Evil April),
Without you, I would never have learned to be free (Evil April),
Unanswered prayers, the day you decided to leave (Evil April),
The worst of you, brought out the best in me,
Thank you, for making this blind man see (Evil April),
Without you, I would never have learned to be free (Evil April),
Unanswered prayers, the day you decided to leave (Evil April),
The worst of you, brought out the best in me....
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Chumpy
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- Submitting as: Jerkatorium, Chumpy, Guy and Guitar
- Pronouns: he/him
- Location: Seattle, WA
- Contact:
Re: Evil April
Evil April
by Ben Foxworthy
one time april walked into a darkened alley way
evil ninjas assaulted her and took her DNA
their evil master shredder made an evil april clone
he wanted her to kill the turtles but she felt all alone
he took her to a dojo where she learned to fight and kick
though the thought of killing turtles made her sick
as timed passed she felt that she had touched her master's soul
and she found that only shredder made her whole
evil april
how will you make your life your own
when you know that you're just an evil clone
evil april
all you want is shredder's love
but you can't be his little dove while the turtle's live
her days were spent in training
and her nights were spent in lust
gradually she learned to earn her master's trust
but deep inside her borrowed soul
she still had hidden doubts
shreddy, shreddy, I'm not ready, just send bebop or rocksteady
evil april
how will you make your life your own
when you know that you're just an evil clone
evil april
all you want is shredder's love
but you can't be his little dove while the turtle's live
the night for action came, april couldn't sleep
she crept to shredder's room on silent feet
she found her armored love in the arms of a foot
she ran and ran and ran and ran she told the turtles the evil plan
then evil april came face to face with herself
the real april pulled a gun
and evil smiled and sighed
evil april how will you make your life your own
when you know that you're just an evil clone
evil april all you want is shredder's love
but you can't be his little dove
while the turtles live
while the turtles live
while the turtles live
Edit: Fixed!
by Ben Foxworthy
one time april walked into a darkened alley way
evil ninjas assaulted her and took her DNA
their evil master shredder made an evil april clone
he wanted her to kill the turtles but she felt all alone
he took her to a dojo where she learned to fight and kick
though the thought of killing turtles made her sick
as timed passed she felt that she had touched her master's soul
and she found that only shredder made her whole
evil april
how will you make your life your own
when you know that you're just an evil clone
evil april
all you want is shredder's love
but you can't be his little dove while the turtle's live
her days were spent in training
and her nights were spent in lust
gradually she learned to earn her master's trust
but deep inside her borrowed soul
she still had hidden doubts
shreddy, shreddy, I'm not ready, just send bebop or rocksteady
evil april
how will you make your life your own
when you know that you're just an evil clone
evil april
all you want is shredder's love
but you can't be his little dove while the turtle's live
the night for action came, april couldn't sleep
she crept to shredder's room on silent feet
she found her armored love in the arms of a foot
she ran and ran and ran and ran she told the turtles the evil plan
then evil april came face to face with herself
the real april pulled a gun
and evil smiled and sighed
evil april how will you make your life your own
when you know that you're just an evil clone
evil april all you want is shredder's love
but you can't be his little dove
while the turtles live
while the turtles live
while the turtles live
Edit: Fixed!
Last edited by Chumpy on Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"I'm sorry to say you sing like an asshole." --Manhattan Glutton
Re: Evil April
Good work Chumpy!!
I think the missing words are:
shreddy, shreddy, I'm not ready just send bebop or rock-steady
Bebop and rocksteady are Shredder's minions.
she found her armoured love in the arms of a foot
I'm going to go with the 'foot' as apparently...according to my extensive wiki-searching... Shredder is a member of the 'Foot clan' which is some sort of evil ninja organisation!
I think the missing words are:
shreddy, shreddy, I'm not ready just send bebop or rock-steady
Bebop and rocksteady are Shredder's minions.
she found her armoured love in the arms of a foot
I'm going to go with the 'foot' as apparently...according to my extensive wiki-searching... Shredder is a member of the 'Foot clan' which is some sort of evil ninja organisation!