...and if you try to be both at the same time, you're neither.erik wrote:Trying to be funny is like trying to be sexy: if you have to try, you're not.
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You mean I can treat you differently? But why would I want to do that? You were a junkie, so what! I was a Christian, but we all have our crosses to bear...The Sleestak wrote:John Oats bringing the tablets down from the mountain! I agree 100%. Some people strive to be funny and some people are just funny. I consider myself the later not the former. (although most would consider me the former not the later, guess that is telling me something)Trying to be funny is like trying to be sexy: if you have to try, you're not.
I just got to be me...come on everybody sing!
A symphony of crickets playing just for me...isn't that just peachy.
QTD: Well since we are being brutally honest I was a die hard junkie for 5 years. I worked for AOL during the internet boom and they didn't give courses on how to manage stock options so, "Nothing Up My Sleeve, PRESTO" bye bye early retirement - I managed myself into a speed habit that would make Keith Richards say, "Slow Down Mate" I was a real douche bag during those years and then I grew up when I came to the realization that little things had become big things and the big things had become little things. When I came to that realization I just stopped, turned off my cell phone (that was extremely liberating) and rebooted my friends list. There is a stigma that goes with that lifestyle and that's ok it is what it is and it ain't what I am anymore. (a twist on Popeye there - Popeye Doyle that is) If it comes up in conversation (I am not one of those that drops the information like it's a badge of honor so let's just keep this post between us ok?) and the person chooses to treat me differently that's their cross to bare not mine.
Congrads on getting your life straightened out. Damn AOL! They don't just fuck up the process of sending & receiving email, they also lead employees down the hard (drug) road. Bastards!
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