Zero to Puppies prefight

Post by **Spud** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:07 am

What are you looking at?

jack · Post by **jack** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:13 am

happy anniversary glenn and rachael!

happy thanksgiving too!

PiGPEN · Post by **PiGPEN** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:39 am

wah! you guys that come up with the titles are just wrong!
i couldnt finish Dark all Day in time 2 weeks ago, then i couldnt think of a damn thing for this weeks titles and now you throw a title like 'Piece of my Heat' in my face. I dont WANT to make a gun song but as a rapper i find myself unable to resist.

...what the hell would i come up with for Red Skate!!!

=_=

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:57 am

Well, there is this cocky little russian shit who plays for the Soviet All-Star Select Junior team... everytime he scores a goal, he puts his finger to his lips and tells the crowd to hush... cocky bastard!!! So, Red Skate could be a song (might be...hmmmm) from his perspective... they just whooped Team Quebec two nights in a row, and play the Ontario league team tonight... I hope Ont. beats them, although it's kinda cool how them Ruskies could be so arrogantly cocky... totally got into the heads of the Quebec all-stars... so ... you COULD do that... 'cept I'm probably gonna, and then you'd have to compete with my splendor....

Kapitano · Post by **Kapitano** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:04 am

PiGPEN wrote:wah! you guys that come up with the titles are just wrong!
i couldnt finish Dark all Day in time 2 weeks ago, then i couldnt think of a damn thing for this weeks titles and now you throw a title like 'Piece of my Heat' in my face. I dont WANT to make a gun song but as a rapper i find myself unable to resist.

...what the hell would i come up with for Red Skate!!!

Here are five standard responses:
* It's a challenge, man
* Spud and JB are gods. If you don't like it, fuck off.
* These titles are freaking awesome. Best ever.
* Yeah, but we always manage to come up with something, somehow
* Write a song about something else, then shoehorn the title into one verse.

And here are five songfighters.
* Leaf
* dre
* 15-16 Puzzle
* Kapitano
* J$

See if you can match the response to the fighter.

j$ · Post by j$ » Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:18 am

I can't. Ooh, which one am I?

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:33 am

My guesses....

* It's a challenge, man Dre
* Spud and JB are gods. If you don't like it, fuck off. 15-16 Puzzle
* These titles are freaking awesome. Best ever. Leaf
* Yeah, but we always manage to come up with something, somehow J$
* Write a song about something else, then shoehorn the title into one verse. Kapitano

How'd I do???

thehipcola · Post by **thehipcola** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:48 am

MY GOD. Piece of My Heat. That is SCREAMING for some Pavlov's Dog rappin action.

Sadly (or luckily) I don't have time.

tonetripper · Post by **tonetripper** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:58 pm

TheHipCola wrote:MY GOD. Piece of My Heat. That is SCREAMING for some Pavlov's Dog rappin action.

Sadly (or luckily) I don't have time.

I, for one, am saddened by this statement. It sounds so exciting. Pavlov's Dog rappin action. I can feel the strange panting action rubbing up and down my leg with his piece of heat. Awww shit there's the little red thing........ I'm outa here.

Make time HC. You can do it. A little buffer to the Xmas carol action for the family. I am ready to hear the dog (just don't want to see the pink thing..... ugh).

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:16 pm

So it's not just me that thinks "Piece of My Heat" sounds very sexual, right?

tonetripper · Post by **tonetripper** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:23 pm

Bjam wrote:So it's not just me that thinks "Piece of My Heat" sounds very sexual, right?

I think so, but I always think such things. But in contemplating a priorly released Redcar controversial rap song, could also be about a gun. Ask the Hip Cola what his line of thinking is. Last time he was as "black as his nine and was ready to roll" 8)

The guy is really like coal when it comes down to it. A coloured man stuck in a white man's body.

Kapitano · Post by **Kapitano** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:23 pm

Bjam wrote:So it's not just me that thinks "Piece of My Heat" sounds very sexual, right?

You've been living in Philadelphia <i>too</i> long.

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:38 pm

Kapitano wrote:
Bjam wrote:So it's not just me that thinks "Piece of My Heat" sounds very sexual, right?
You've been living in Philadelphia <i>too</i> long.

Two and a half years in the posh main-line suburbs? And time is too long.

PiGPEN · Post by **PiGPEN** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:01 pm

Kapitano wrote:
PiGPEN wrote: ...what the hell would i come up with for Red Skate!!!
Here are five standard responses:
* It's a challenge, man
* Spud and JB are gods. If you don't like it, fuck off.
* These titles are freaking awesome. Best ever.
* Yeah, but we always manage to come up with something, somehow
* Write a song about something else, then shoehorn the title into one verse.

And here are five songfighters.
* Leaf
* dre
* 15-16 Puzzle
* Kapitano
* J$

See if you can match the response to the fighter.

You may have noticed there was no question mark at the end of my question...that was because it was merely some rhetorical whinging.
I didnt expect one answer much less 5 with a match 'em up game.

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:10 pm

PiGPEN wrote:wah! you guys that come up with the titles are just wrong!
i couldnt finish Dark all Day in time 2 weeks ago, then i couldnt think of a damn thing for this weeks titles and now you throw a title like 'Piece of my Heat' in my face. I dont WANT to make a gun song but as a rapper i find myself unable to resist.

...what the hell would i come up with for Red Skate!!!

=_=

Where is the rule that says that rappers can't rap about skating? Or tobogganing, or curling, or any other winter sport in general?

Can't you rap about bustin' a cap in some mofo's ass from a drive-by luge?

Eric Y. · Post by **Eric Y.** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:20 pm

Kapitano wrote:* dre

See if you can match the response to the fighter.

but all of those are spelled correctly!

erik · Post by **erik** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:18 pm

Leaf wrote:My guesses....

* It's a challenge, man Dre
* Spud and JB are gods. If you don't like it, fuck off. 15-16 Puzzle
* These titles are freaking awesome. Best ever. Leaf
* Yeah, but we always manage to come up with something, somehow J$
* Write a song about something else, then shoehorn the title into one verse. Kapitano

How'd I do???

I think you got me and you mixed up.

PiGPEN · Post by **PiGPEN** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 2:41 am

Caravan Ray wrote: Where is the rule that says that rappers can't rap about skating? Or tobogganing, or curling, or any other winter sport in general?

Can't you rap about bustin' a cap in some mofo's ass from a drive-by luge?

Section 8 paragraph B of Laws and Regulations of Rap Lyrics:
"When speaking of your Ride this must pertain to either a; Pimped out Car or Pimped out Bike. Other vehicles may not be used if you cannot Lean Back in it. (ie: Skates)

Section 1 paragraph A of Laws and Regulations of Rap Lyrics:
You must never say something that might threaten your super-masculinity. (ie:Luge is far too gay)

Kapitano · Post by **Kapitano** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:35 am

PiGPEN wrote:You must never say something that might threaten your super-masculinity. (ie:Luge is far too gay)

http://www.phatfamily.org/
http://www.gayhiphop.com/
http://www.rainbowflava.com/

These gentlemen introduced me to intelligent hiphop:
http://www.deepdickollective.com/

Denyer · Post by **Denyer** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:04 am

.. I've done a few raps about being gay. I don't know if I'd want it to be a gimmick though.

We have new boards now, so the old boards are old and no longer count, so there is now nowhere on the board where I said project x rydas wouldn't songfight again and so maybe for piece of my heat with the obvious gangsta thing. It probably won't get done in time and even it will I might not send it in, but I've written lyrics for the first time in a few months and I want to at least make a song out of them.

ps does anyone know if nate dogg is free to do a hook for me?

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:13 am

Kapitano wrote:
PiGPEN wrote:You must never say something that might threaten your super-masculinity. (ie:Luge is far too gay)
http://www.phatfamily.org/
http://www.gayhiphop.com/
http://www.rainbowflava.com/

These gentlemen introduced me to intelligent hiphop:
http://www.deepdickollective.com/

--Kapitano
Probably a bit of a luge rider

j$ · Post by j$ » Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:57 am

Denyer wrote:there is now nowhere on the board where I said project x rydas wouldn't songfight again