September 24, 2007

Complain about your schedule. Apparently people like that sort of thing.
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Post by Heather. Redmon. »

QotD: I like to think that I have a fairly broad vocabulary, and I do like to use big words from time to time. But, I also also enjoy cussing like a sailor in appropriate company as well. I'm well rounded (mostly in the tummy, butt and thighs and not in the vocabulary, lately).

I have a friend at work who likes to flaunt her vocabulary every chance she gets. There have been meetings where all attendees wished they had their huge copy of the Oxford English dictionary. She takes it too far sometimes and it gets a bit annoying. :roll:

My day at work was busy. We have 4 more temps starting tomorrow, for a total of 12 in a 3 week span + 1 full time employee and one contractor who will be our department's Project Manager through the end of the year. I'm in charge of getting them set up for training, making sure all of their systems work and checking to see if they have the right access to stuff. It's been hectic because of course they don't have what they need and their access isn't right! Oh IT department, when will you get it right?

When I came home, our 2 year old was napping and our (almost) 5 year old was playing his DS in bed. They both have coughs and sniffles, but were in good spirits once they got up and came down stairs.

We'll see what tomorrow brings. I'm hoping for good news on the Phil's employment front. I'm leaving work at 2 so he can be to his meeting with the bosses by 3ish.
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**fingers crossed for Phil**
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QOTD: Yes, and to the second question, as much as I can get away with.

Back brain's still working up a charivari song for Mrs. Rabid.
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"It is high time that the barbaric custom of the charivari, as for years conducted by hoodlums, shall be broken," said the Judge.
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Rabid Garfunkel wrote: Day one of smoking cessation.
Hang in there - its do-able.
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Post by HeuristicsInc »

Good luck, Rabid.

As for vocabulary, I think it's good but I don't focus on it. However I also speak bits or more of 5 different languages now, so that should expand my vocabulary a bit ;)
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Post by Hoblit »

On topic. This thread reminds me a little of the whole Dennis Miller and his NFL commentator days. (which I loved) I think HE flaunted it a little too hard though...and combined with his obscure analogies he would lose the average football viewer. (as well as the more cultured ones as well) I loved that he made football a little smarter but ultimately we need our John Madden's in place.
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John Madden's what?
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Spud wrote:John Madden's what?
Balls, John Madden's balls in place.

OK so oops, that apostrophe was too much. I just meant for it to be plural not possessive. Thanks for helping me look dumb! I can appreciate that.

I'm leaving it like that so as to show off my idiocy. Ah, don't we all feel just a little bit better, a little more human?

(whats worse is that I see that correction on Fark all the time)

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Spud wrote:Yes. Huge.
Hoblit wrote:no no ... we were talking about vocabulary...
Spud wrote:John Madden's what?
Hoblit wrote:Balls, John Madden's balls in place.
Anyone else see a pattern? (or at least the beginnings of an Abbott and Costello-esque comedy duo?)
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Post by Lord of Oats »

Thanks to everyone that lent their support and advice yesterday. You guys more than make up for all the idiots here.
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Lord of Oats wrote:Thanks to everyone that lent their support and advice yesterday. You guys more than make up for all the idiots here.
HEY, is that a jab at us idiots?
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Hoblit wrote:
Lord of Oats wrote:Thanks to everyone that lent their support and advice yesterday. You guys more than make up for all the idiots here.
HEY, is that a jab at us idiots?
Is it Lent already?
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Caravan Ray wrote:I know 43 different terms to describe the male sexual organ
Make that 44
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when you have learnt 52, we can release a desk calendar that has a dick word a week.

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Post by Hoblit »

sausage boy wrote:Caravan Ray's weekly dick slang...
Could that also be interpreted as the past tense usage of the word sling? Double entendre?

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No, he's just slinging the slang.
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sausage boy wrote:when you have learnt 52, we can release a desk calendar that has a dick word a week.

Caravan Ray's weekly dick slang calendar
It should have Ward Cleaver's shlong in June.
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Arrow
Baloney
Beaver Cleaver
Beef Bayonet
Bishop
Boner
Choad
Cock
Dick
Dong
Dork
Hard-on
Hose
Johnson
John Thomas
Knob
Lap Taffy
Pecker
Peter
Pipe
Pork Sword
Prick
Pud
Schlong
Shaft
Stiffy
Tallywacker
Tool
Trouser Snake
Wedding Tackle
Wood
Schlong
Rod
Wang
Pink Oboe
Peen
Weiner
Nightstick
Noodle
Burrito
Upstanding member of the trousers
Old Man
Old Chap
Mr. Happy
Donger
Willy
Unit
Frankfurter
Joystick
Jock
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Niveous wrote:Arrow
Baloney
Beaver Cleaver in June, lol.
Beef Bayonet
Bishop
Boner
Choad
Cock
Dick
Dong
Dork
Hard-on
Hose
Johnson
John Thomas
Knob
Lap Taffy
Pecker
Peter
Pipe
Pork Sword
Prick
Pud
Schlong
Shaft
Stiffy
Tallywacker
Tool
Trouser Snake
Wedding Tackle
Wood
Schlong
Rod
Wang
Pink Oboe
Peen
Weiner
Nightstick
Noodle
Burrito
Upstanding member of the trousers
Old Man
Old Chap
Mr. Happy
Donger
Willy
Unit
Frankfurter
Joystick
Jock
You forgot, one eyed monster.
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Billy's Little Trip wrote:
Niveous wrote:Arrow
Baloney
Beaver Cleaver in June, lol.
Beef Bayonet
Bishop
Boner
Choad
Cock
Dick
Dong
Dork
Hard-on
Hose
Johnson
John Thomas
Knob
Lap Taffy
Pecker
Peter
Pipe
Pork Sword
Prick
Pud
Schlong
Shaft
Stiffy
Tallywacker
Tool
Trouser Snake
Wedding Tackle
Wood
Schlong
Rod
Wang
Pink Oboe
Peen
Weiner
Nightstick
Noodle
Burrito
Upstanding member of the trousers
Old Man
Old Chap
Mr. Happy
Donger
Willy
Unit
Frankfurter
Joystick
Jock
You forgot, one eyed monster.
and Penis
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Post by Rabid Garfunkel »

You have Pink Oboe but not Skin Flute :?: :!: :?: Oy!
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Post by Caravan Ray »

Rabid Garfunkel wrote:You have Pink Oboe but not Skin Flute :?: :!: :?: Oy!
I thought "bed flute" was the more commonly used term.

Still - its a fine list all the same. Other suggestions may have been:
Blue-veined junket-pumper
Purple-helmeted love warrior
Chopper
Love truncheon
The wife's best friend
Custard chucker
Giggle stick
Kidney wiper
Spam javelin
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