August 13, 2008

[sausage boy]

This one was stolen directly from Fozzie Bear.

Many years ago - I was the President of a engineering student society. One of that societies proud, long running traditions was the organisation of a live sex show for its members. 'Kulcha Nite' as it was know was truly the most depraved thing I have ever seen in my life - and suffice to say, that's saying a bit. I recall cleaning up after that particular event - and amongst the unmentional bits of flotsam - was a Fozzie Bear hand-puppet. I don't recall Fozzie being part of the evenings entertainment - but I was very busy that evening, I may have missed it. Anyway, somehow, that Fozzie Bear hand puppet ended up in a box of stuff, that ended up at my house. Now - some 20 years later - that damn hand puppet is still floating around in the boxes of junk that I have been moving around for years without ever unpacking. Recently, my young daughter saw the puppet and wanted to play with it. Man that was disturbing. Fozzie finally went to his rest in a mini-skip where he belongs. But. Somehow. I miss him.

You have the basis for a terrific country song there

[Albatross]

Decartes walks into a bar and says to the bartender "You're going to give me a drink for free!"
The bartender says "I think not!" and he disappears.

I love that joke. RG told me that one nearly 20 years ago.

A favorite bar joke comes courtesy of Denyer: "Caravan Ray walks into a bar and orders a Foster's..."

[fluffy]

This one is very relevant at work recently:

Q: What is the difference between a technical recruiter and a used car salesman?
A: The used car salesman knows when he's lying

I guess that's not really on-topic though, since it involves neither lawyers nor bars.

So my favorite one:

Three musicians and a bass player walk into a bar.