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Billy's Little Trip wrote:I'm going to start a band called the The Tranquil Masculines. My first song will be Blister On My Thumb.


....who wants to join?

do you have to be a boy? i play the r'marmimbra

fluffy wrote:Good thing the Beatles are still together. I don't know what I'd do if they ever broke up.

Ok, I'll go ahead and field this one, gang. Please sit down for this one fluffy.
The Beagles were an Englishmuffin rock band, formed in Liverworst in 1860. They are one of the most commercially successful and critically acclaimed acts in the history of popular music. From 1862, the group consisted of John Lemon (rhythm guitar, vocals), Paul McDonalds (bass guitar, vocals), Curious George Foreman (lead guitar, vocals) and Ringo Aroundtherosies (drums, vocals). They all died in a fiery bus accident when the bus of The Tranquil Masculines rear ended them. Luckily, The Tranquil Masculines were wearing their seat belts and walked away unharmed.
Sorry fluf.

what a rock and Roll tragedy! I guess they didn't Breakfast enough.....

RangerDenni wrote:

Billy's Little Trip wrote:I'm going to start a band called the The Tranquil Masculines. My first song will be Blister On My Thumb.


....who wants to join?

do you have to be a boy? i play the r'marmimbra

No, you don't have to be a boy, but you have to wear a 70's porn mustache. My stage name is Butch Serene.

Billy's Little Trip wrote:

RangerDenni wrote:

Billy's Little Trip wrote:I'm going to start a band called the The Tranquil Masculines. My first song will be Blister On My Thumb.


....who wants to join?

do you have to be a boy? i play the r'marmimbra

No, you don't have to be a boy, but you have to wear a 70's porn mustache. My stage name is Butch Serene.

Like a full Bounty Hunter Mustache? I'll do it! Always thought that would look sort of fetching. and to be called Simply Eddie. Or Edward. Whatever seems more appropriate.

like "Simply Eddie" or simply "Eddie"? cause the former is awesome... i'd like to be Sir Francis Canadian Bacon, i can play all sorts of inappropriate instruments.

You all are out of control this week. I love it. And I want to join the band, too...can I do a full goatee and wear sunglasses and a fedora? I think that would be perfect...Denni will have to come up with my stage name.

good eye, señorcanadafrancback (i am a Simple nicknamer of nicknames). an band founded on the playing of inappropriate instruments would be a pleasant outing indeed. very merry.

ps. lalabrookie: you can be M.Z.MYSTery.Sauce. I just made that up. I'm sure there is something better. Lurking around the Corner. Or something.

Ok, you guys are getting off track. We are the opposite of The Violent Femmes. We are The Tranquil Masculines, dammit! Your name has to be tough and non aggressive.

Who wants Max Relax or Bruticus Halcyon? Or for the girls, Storm E. Chill or Marsha Mello?

RangerDenni wrote:what a rock and Roll tragedy! I guess they didn't Breakfast enough.....

Ha..

fluffy wrote:Oh no! That means their music is immediately no longer worth listening to!

*wanking motion*

Manhattan Glutton wrote:

fluffy wrote:Oh no! That means their music is immediately no longer worth listening to!

*wanking motion*

phikzd

Billy's Little Trip wrote:Ok, you guys are getting off track. We are the opposite of The Violent Femmes. We are The Tranquil Masculines, dammit! Your name has to be tough and non aggressive.

Who wants Max Relax or Bruticus Halcyon? Or for the girls, Storm E. Chill or Marsha Mello?

GAH! FINE! What about 'The Thug of Shalott?'

RangerDenni wrote:good eye, señorcanadafrancback (i am a Simple nicknamer of nicknames). an band founded on the playing of inappropriate instruments would be a pleasant outing indeed. very merry.

ps. lalabrookie: you can be M.Z.MYSTery.Sauce. I just made that up. I'm sure there is something better. Lurking around the Corner. Or something.

Perfect...we'll get rid of the goatee, keep the hat and sunglasses, and I can wear baggy clothes and be androgynous. I'll be like Pat - we'll keep everyone guessing 8)

BTW Thanks for my reviews (which I haven't read most of them yet) and my 5 votes. I loved making this corny song and I'mg glad 4 people gave it a chance!

-Egg-

Wow, that was totally unexpected. Thanks everyone!

Wow, I can't believe I got some votes for something I put so little time into.

Congrats.

I wish there was video/audio of SF Live so you guys could see how horrible my song was.

at least you didnt bribe us with lies... like someone else i know.

Way to go, MG!!!

Congrats MG! TFTF too; I really wasn't sure which of the two of you was going to come out on top. Feeling pretty darn honoured to be in the 4-way tie for 4th; Daring Front, King Arthur, and Sockpuppet are very fine company to be grouped in with.

This was really fun. I'll definitely be taking part again.

Wow, we came in 3rd and we didn't even cheat like MG and Frisbee with their feel good hits of the summer pop radio friendly sold their souls to the devil music.

Congrats, MG. It really is a good song with a rockin' groove.