Urgent Press Announcement

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*Press Release

*For Immediate Release: August 1, 2024

*Title: Self-Driving Vehicles Banned from "Song Fight!" Competition

**Marlboro, CA** – "Song Fight!", the iconic online songwriting competition, has announced a new policy excluding self-driving vehicles from its contests. The decision reflects the organizers' commitment to maintaining the authenticity and integrity of the competition.

Fightmaster Sr. stated, "We've decided to keep 'Song Fight!' purely human because the idea of self-driving vehicles composing music is extremely premature. This is a place for real artists, not collision-detection algorithms."

Fightmaster Jr. supported this view, remarking, "Music created by these vehicles just doesn't resonate. It's time we focused on what really matters in this competition: exposing mediocre, but authentically human, creativity and connection through criticism and conflict."

Fightmaster III added, "Let's leave the auto-tuning to the machines (haha) and keep the ‘songwriting’ to the humans. We believe this will maintain the long-standing level of quality of the competition and keep the focus on artists who truly strive to develop beyond their rudimentary understanding the craft."

For additional details on the policy and information about upcoming competitions, please visit the "Song Fight!" official website.

Contact:
Fightmaster Sr., Fightmaster Jr., Fightmaster III
Song Fight! Organizers
Email: taylorswiftfans@songfight.org
Phone: tel:(555)555-5555

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