Method of Delivery

[j$]

Method of Delivery by Jay String

In a club I met this guy who thought he was some superfly
Looking buff and acting tough he wanted me to strut my stuff
Winking, he leant in to me and said “I have this policy -
Short or long term plan, but either way I get my man’

“Method of delivery it doesn’t matter much to me
Cos it’s all relativity, as long as I get mine
Take your time to finally agree with me, he said to me
You know that I am worth your time

“E-mail, air mail, land mail, if I get my male, any rate will do
Sexual Pinkertons, all man to catch you and I can.
You can put it on a plate, or I can wait, it is your fate
To satiate my needs, there’s no such thing as it’s too late,

“Method of delivery it doesn’t matter much to me
Cos it’s all relativity, as long as I get mine
Take your time to finally agree with me, he said to me
Beaujolais or oak-matured wine

“Proof of pudding’s in the eat, so come on baby time to meat
Don’t even have to dress up neat, just lay your booty on my beat
madness in my method when the method makes you mad but I’m
Hot to trot, you’re good to go, or woo you with my big brain show”

Everyone’s gone postal, polysexual and bicoastal but
I had to stop a second and say “you may well be fecund
But you’re also very ugly, and beginning now to bug me
The delivery of which you boast, well your cheque got lost in my post

Method of delivery it doesn’t matter much to me
Cos it’s all relativity, when you bore me to the bone
Take your time to finally crawl off and die, I said to him
I came alone and I will leave alone."

[Future Boy]

Method of Delivery by Future Boy
Lyric by moboid and future boy

An infected security blanket
A digital video disc
Bits in a distributed network
Brass knuckles on a fast-moving fist

Cutting into the womb of a mother
Fumes from a bottle of glue
They don't do me any good
Nothing's reaching you

I've been sorting it out, thinking it through
Since nothing from me gets through to you
Clearly I need with all practical speed
A new method of delivery

Pigeons homing in on a target
Frijoles in my fav'rite tex-mex
Bits of Sapphic verses on parchment
The sweaty undulations of sex

I've been sorting it out, thinking it through
Since nothing from me gets through to you
Clearly I need with all practical speed
A new method of delivery

[Bjam]

Method of Delivery by Raw Strength and Courage

The daisies that you brought for me
Were no indication of what you feel for me
They needed love like everyone
The petals on them were gone

Your used method of delivery needs some work
Stop being such a high-class flirt
You give me these apprehenssive looks
The final chapter to our book

It's these little things that add up
It's the big things that push your luck
Those girls you'd wink and smile to
Wondered why they called me a fool

Your used method of delivery needs some work
Stop being such a high-class flirt
You give me these apprehenssive looks
The final chapter to our book

Our story went on so long
These fairybook tales are moving on
This princess fell high from her tower
Her prince charming didn't come to save her

We looked over the cold coffee
You spoke about a girl called Lee
Smiled at me, then stood up and left
You left me with our check

Your used method of delivery needs some work
Stop being such a high-class flirt
You give me these apprehenssive looks
The final chapter to our book

[Rik]

Method of Delivery - Rik Gerblick

Words flow out like obstructions
Nothing said ever comes out right
Look what I said to you tonight
Tried to say "you're lovely"
Comes out "that dress really shows your ass"
In my method of delivery

And to avoid all confusion
I keep remarks bottled up inside
Then I land this gem on you tonight
Tried to say "nice to see you"
Comes out "now where have you been"
In my method of delivery

Don't think I'll ever get it right
Tried to say "I love you"
Comes out "I'm not in the mood tonight"
In my method of delivery

[Caravan Ray]

Method of Delivery
- Caravan Ray

Well I’m your postman baby, you can blow my whistle, I wanna look up your address
I got a bulging sack I wanna to bring to you, but I got something that I wanna confess
You see I’m not like those other suckers bragging about how they are carrying oversized goods
No, I got a standard DL envelope right here but it feels like its made of wood

There’s only one way a woman can tell about the mails’ quality
It ain’t the size of the package he’s delivering
It’s the method of delivery

I come in rain, I come in hail I come in sleet I come in shine
So just keep your box all shiny and clean and I’ll come for you any time
My airmail it will take you high, my sea-mail make you wet
So just take my stamp and lick it baby lick it – see how sticky it gets

There’s only one way a woman can tell about the mails’ quality
It ain’t the size of the package he’s delivering
It’s the method of delivery

Baby you’re looking hot
I wanna slip something in your slot
Baby you’re looking hot
I wanna slip something in your slot

[boltoph]

Method of Delivery by Boltoph

Waited for days, and days, waited so patiently in a haze
you said you'd be here, and you never came

Just have to sit here and stare
breathing the city air
didn't get what I thought was coming today

~ Didn't get my fix, whatever method of delivery, whatever chemical mix ~

Can't get the signal right
even though it's so plain to see
didn't get the memo
must be the method of delivery

All I need is your delivery to me
I don't care how it gets here, just get here quick
because the candle's burning both ends
and there's barely any wick

~ Didn't get my fix, I didn't, and now I feel so sick ~

Well that's just fine by me
you'll take my whole roof down and I'll still be here singing
you just don't know what it means

All I need is your delivery
All I need is what you bring

~ The air has been much clearer lately, since I let you be ~

guy, I don't care
no method of delivery to get you here

© Boltoph, and such. All rights reserved to rock out and wank, whenever I feel like rocking out and wanking.

[Calfborg]

Method of Delivery by Pumpkin Buzzard

You got a method of delivery
I don't know what it does to me
I don't know what to do with you

I can't decrypt what you're sending me
And I just want you to know

You got a mouse tarp instability
Don't you know that you're killing me
I don't know what to do with you