Attack Of The Show
by Octothorpe
Strolling down the boulevard.
Things pass without regard.
Then out of the blue.
I am hit with a shoe.
The brutal assault, surprise.
Its origination I surmise.
Though it came from out of view.
Brutal! Attack of the shoe.
[Begin Chorus]
Storming the walls.
Rushing the halls.
A technical raid.
Or a footware crusade.
Talkin best topics.
Detail microscopic.
It's apropos.
Attack of the show.
[End Chorus]
Sarah is sitting at her desk.
Octothorpe mimics like a burlesque.
She turns and looks with a glare.
Octothorpe smiles with flare.
Her back goes around for a second. [Ryhme with blond]
Drenched with water is the blond.
With extreme aquatic power.
Vicious! Attack of the shower.
[Chorus]
Crossed fingers are shown.
The sign to everyone is known.
It is an interpretive invasion.
Complex like a differntial equation.
Hit with it like a shovel.
Your brain is impacted with trouble.
Almost as if its constructed of pine.
Savage! Attack of the sign.
Attack of The Show
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MENBAH!
- Karski
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- Instruments: Guitar
- Recording Method: Alesis Firewire -> Garageband
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Attack of the Show, by MENBAH!
All the band is here, we're gonna kick it old school phat
I know it looks like me, a PC and a Strat
But you'd better axe somebody if you don't already know
Duck and cover, bitches, it's the attack of the show
Be sure to tip your waitresses; they're working hard tonight
Remember: there's a difference between a mosh pit and a fight
Be sure to buy an album and say hi before you go
Duck and cover, bitches, it's the attack of the show
All the band is here, we're gonna kick it old school phat
I know it looks like me, a PC and a Strat
But you'd better axe somebody if you don't already know
Duck and cover, bitches, it's the attack of the show
Be sure to tip your waitresses; they're working hard tonight
Remember: there's a difference between a mosh pit and a fight
Be sure to buy an album and say hi before you go
Duck and cover, bitches, it's the attack of the show
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abjure!
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ATTACK OF THE SHOW
by Abjure!
I gave my old girlfriend a call
She's been out of work
Now she just won't stop talking
And it's getting pretty damn old
The whining about how
They threw them all out in the cold
Don't bother me baby
It's Attack of the Show time
Just give me a beer and a blow
I wanna watch some bad TV and do a big coke line
Just get on your knees and let's go
Too bad about Wesley he's funny
He didn't last long I guess
There wasn't much money
That guy who replaced him was lame
I think the last thing he played
Was the newlywed game
And whatever happened to Laura?
She was on that one show with that
Guy who did that stuff
Oh I can't be bothered to remember
But she was so hot
I could never get enough
Oh Laura,
Don't bother me baby
It's Attack of the Show time
Just give me a beer and a blow
I wanna watch some bad TV and do a big coke line
Just get on your knees and let's go
If I somehow turned off my set
I could catalog my life's regrets
Like that time I was a corporate scapegoat
I'd read a book or try to meet someone
I might go out and get some sun
If I hadn't lost
If I hadn't lost
If I hadn't lost
The remote
Don't bother me baby
It's Attack of the Show time
Just give me a beer and a blow
I wanna watch some bad TV and do a big coke line
Just get on your knees and let's go
Don't bother me baby
It's Attack of the Show time
Just give me a beer and a blow
I wanna watch some bad TV and do a big coke line
Just get on your knees now and
Try not to sneeze now
I'm writing your name in the snow
by Abjure!
I gave my old girlfriend a call
She's been out of work
Now she just won't stop talking
And it's getting pretty damn old
The whining about how
They threw them all out in the cold
Don't bother me baby
It's Attack of the Show time
Just give me a beer and a blow
I wanna watch some bad TV and do a big coke line
Just get on your knees and let's go
Too bad about Wesley he's funny
He didn't last long I guess
There wasn't much money
That guy who replaced him was lame
I think the last thing he played
Was the newlywed game
And whatever happened to Laura?
She was on that one show with that
Guy who did that stuff
Oh I can't be bothered to remember
But she was so hot
I could never get enough
Oh Laura,
Don't bother me baby
It's Attack of the Show time
Just give me a beer and a blow
I wanna watch some bad TV and do a big coke line
Just get on your knees and let's go
If I somehow turned off my set
I could catalog my life's regrets
Like that time I was a corporate scapegoat
I'd read a book or try to meet someone
I might go out and get some sun
If I hadn't lost
If I hadn't lost
If I hadn't lost
The remote
Don't bother me baby
It's Attack of the Show time
Just give me a beer and a blow
I wanna watch some bad TV and do a big coke line
Just get on your knees and let's go
Don't bother me baby
It's Attack of the Show time
Just give me a beer and a blow
I wanna watch some bad TV and do a big coke line
Just get on your knees now and
Try not to sneeze now
I'm writing your name in the snow
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j$
- Ibárruri
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- Instruments: Bass, keyboards, singin', guitar
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- Contact:
Attack of the Show by Johnny Cashpoint
Show and tell at school today
Didn't really want to play but
Play I must, so teacher says
So let me tell you what went next
Stuck for what I should display
Brought my demon in today
That I dug up on holiday
In most exotic Mandelay
Only one year out of Hell (oh no oh no oh) my
Demon don't like crowds, this won't go well (Oh no but it's my)
Turn, my turn, it's time to tell
Praying for the Recess Bell
In my pocket, demon grows
Time for the attack of show
Things aren't going all that well
Much prefer don't ask don't tell and
In my pocket, devil swells
Red and angry, awful smell
Demon squirms and I'm up next
Jumps out onto teacher's desk then
Tears off Susy Batson's dress
And sinks his teeth between her legs
He is never best in show (oh no oh no oh) Un-
Less he is the only show (and he's making it happen )
Kids they scream then scream no more
Demon's thirst, all lust and gore
Single eye, a bloody glow
None survive attack of show, oh no ...
Solo
Burns, it burns, my show and tell
All my friends they have been felled
Teacher's head drops in my knees
I wonder what my grade will be x2
Oh! Attack of the show!
Show and tell at school today
Didn't really want to play but
Play I must, so teacher says
So let me tell you what went next
Stuck for what I should display
Brought my demon in today
That I dug up on holiday
In most exotic Mandelay
Only one year out of Hell (oh no oh no oh) my
Demon don't like crowds, this won't go well (Oh no but it's my)
Turn, my turn, it's time to tell
Praying for the Recess Bell
In my pocket, demon grows
Time for the attack of show
Things aren't going all that well
Much prefer don't ask don't tell and
In my pocket, devil swells
Red and angry, awful smell
Demon squirms and I'm up next
Jumps out onto teacher's desk then
Tears off Susy Batson's dress
And sinks his teeth between her legs
He is never best in show (oh no oh no oh) Un-
Less he is the only show (and he's making it happen )
Kids they scream then scream no more
Demon's thirst, all lust and gore
Single eye, a bloody glow
None survive attack of show, oh no ...
Solo
Burns, it burns, my show and tell
All my friends they have been felled
Teacher's head drops in my knees
I wonder what my grade will be x2
Oh! Attack of the show!
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boltoph
- Orwell
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- Submitting as: Gert
- Location: Boston, MA
- Contact:
Attack of the Show by Corn on the Cob
Want to go, so far away, take a holiday
nothing to do and nothing to say
But the show must go on
even when it's bringing you down
Want to change every sad ending
want to rearrange the whole damn thing
But the show must go on
even when it's bringing you down
even when it's not much
sometimes I think it's so wrong
wish I could say "so long"
wish I could call it a day and go on my way
but the show must go on and on and on
Living in fast forward, thinking in slow motion
I'd like a show of hands to vote on if we're really living at all
But the show must go on
even when it's bringing you down
it's so wrong
wish I could say "so long"
wish I could go in and call it a day
wish I could know what was so wrong
Want to go, so far away, take a holiday
nothing to do and nothing to say
But the show must go on
even when it's bringing you down
Want to change every sad ending
want to rearrange the whole damn thing
But the show must go on
even when it's bringing you down
even when it's not much
sometimes I think it's so wrong
wish I could say "so long"
wish I could call it a day and go on my way
but the show must go on and on and on
Living in fast forward, thinking in slow motion
I'd like a show of hands to vote on if we're really living at all
- But the attack of the show
no fat lady
and the fact that it's gonna go on and on and on
But the show must go on
even when it's bringing you down
it's so wrong
wish I could say "so long"
wish I could go in and call it a day
wish I could know what was so wrong
- But the attack of the show
and the fact that it's gonna go on and go on and go on
a bit longer
no fat lady, no one to say stop, no one to say go
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Phil. Redmon.
- Goldman
- Posts: 520
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- Instruments: guitars
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Attack of the Show
by Klaus Atomik
Duckin' out a little early, hit the cab stand.
Direct the driver, take me down across the river.
A couple weeks that you been waitin' to go,
and you don't give a second thought to the dough
that you drop on the way, gettin' in, gettin' tickets,
and a shirt and the record and the pins and the stickers,
and a drink and another and another and another,
and baby by the end of the night it's no wonder you're broke
Oh brother you know that i sympathize
it's hard enuff just keepin' up with the scene
all the lovely little logos that you fetishize
an' your subscription to the fanclub magazine
witnissen' ain't enough, you wanna be a part
and pick up any piece of somethin' they sell
and even though it's disposable art
you know that merchandisin's where they really excel
Check out the calendar, another one this weekend
A double header with a national act
you're eatin' lean just to be sure that you're seen,
Duck out a little early so you can drop some more green
on the gas and the parking and the coat check and the cover
and the t-shirt and the record prob'ly one in every color
and the EP from the openers, a drink and then another
and baby by the end of the night it's no wonder you're broke
it's the attack of the show.
by Klaus Atomik
Duckin' out a little early, hit the cab stand.
Direct the driver, take me down across the river.
A couple weeks that you been waitin' to go,
and you don't give a second thought to the dough
that you drop on the way, gettin' in, gettin' tickets,
and a shirt and the record and the pins and the stickers,
and a drink and another and another and another,
and baby by the end of the night it's no wonder you're broke
Oh brother you know that i sympathize
it's hard enuff just keepin' up with the scene
all the lovely little logos that you fetishize
an' your subscription to the fanclub magazine
witnissen' ain't enough, you wanna be a part
and pick up any piece of somethin' they sell
and even though it's disposable art
you know that merchandisin's where they really excel
Check out the calendar, another one this weekend
A double header with a national act
you're eatin' lean just to be sure that you're seen,
Duck out a little early so you can drop some more green
on the gas and the parking and the coat check and the cover
and the t-shirt and the record prob'ly one in every color
and the EP from the openers, a drink and then another
and baby by the end of the night it's no wonder you're broke
it's the attack of the show.