It Never Happened

[emilyrose]

I look behind the curtain that hides your face
And notice something out of place
You look impassive, I try to map this
And then you say it never happened

We go back to who knows when
Now we live as separate beings again
You float in your petri dish with vin
Your drunken smile shows your chagrin

It never happened, you like to claim
Pretending it's just all the same
You sank my ship with your loose lips
And wooed them to the brink of death with your hips

I know for certain you've got no trace
History you'd rewrite and deface
The test of St. Peter, how do you pass it
When you say it never happened

We go back to who knows when
Now we live as seperate beings again
You own up to no mortal sin
You left your markings on their skin

It never happened, you like to claim
Pretending it's just all the same
You stake your claim to guilty fingertips
With a scent that overpowers and drips

It never happened, you like to claim
Pretending it's just all the same
It's all the same
It's all the same, you like to claim
It's all the same
It's...

[Nigel (spOOn) Clements]

Nothing Happened by spOOn
Spaceships are all around me
Look now, now that you've found me
I am here, where you left me
Oh baby, please don't forget me
Now!
You called my name so long ago
You loved me then, but then let me go
I wonder why?
You say it never happened

Taxi-cabs go flashing by me
But your eyes just keep on denying me
I am here in the pouring rain
Oh baby, won't you call again
Please!
I crossed the road just to see you
You walk straight past, you don't see me
I wonder why?
You say it never happened

I called your phone but you hang up
I want you back I can't give up
I wonder why?
You say it never happened

My tears cascading down my face
My love for you feels so disgraced
I am here waiting for you
Oh baby, God I need you
Why?
I see you with your new friend
It hurts so much I can't pretend
I wonder why?
You say it never happened

[j$]

It Never Happened by Parallel Universe Paedophile Pediatrician Yodak
They faked the moon landings
Filmed them at the bottom of my garden
In the middle of the night.
If you close closely at the footage
Just as Buzz Aldrin, or is it?, plays golf
You can see a train going by
It’s the Polar Express
And I make a cameo appearance
With my cock out
But you’ll have to get the DVD for that
I’m in the Deleted Scenes, right after the
Apollo 11 Blooper reel.
So anyway
They faked the moon landings
It never happened.
Those boulders were made in Korea.
Where is all the green cheese?
Where are the clangers?
As real as Knotts landing
The myth is outstanding
Can I get a little love tonight?

The Bible Code, the De Vinci Code
The Holy blood and the Holy Grail
That’s all real
Based on real events, that’s the same as a true story
It’s in print it’s on the ‘net
There’s no way it can’t be true
Why would someone lie?

I am an idiot, I am an imbecile
It never happened, not to me
So I can safely say
It never happened

My dad faked the holocaust
My dad is David Irving

[Steve Durand]

It Never Happened

By Steve Durand

One day I went out for a hike in the woods
I thought the exercise would do me some good
I turned around and saw a man standing there
He was eight feet tall and covered with hair

I ran off to get away from the danger
When I got back to camp I told my story to the ranger
I said "I just saw Bigfoot, as sure as can be"
This is what the ranger said to me

It never happened
I'm telling you, son
It's just a figment of your
Imagination
You better lay off those mushrooms
Or you're going to persist
In seeing things that don't exist

On my way home my pickup truck stalled out
Suddenly colored lights were flashing all about
I looked up in the sky to find out what it might have been
I saw a spaceship filled with little green men

I hurried into town to report the alien sighting
To the police station to put it down in writing
As I told my tale the seargent slowly shook his head
Then the seargent looked at me and said

It never happened
I'm telling you son
It's just some type of
Hallucination
You better get your head examined
If you're going to insist
That you're seeing things that don't exist

I always thought that what you see you could believe
But now I fear my eyes are starting to deceive
People say that what I see is all inside my head
Like the fairies in my garden and the dragon in my shed

Before I headed home I thought I'd need some time to think
So I stopped in at the tavern to get myself a drink
My eyes were drawn to a couple in a corner of the place
It was my wife and some other guy in a passionate embrace

I was so angry I went storming out the door
I can't remember when I've ever been so sore
When she got home I demanded to know why
She turned to me and this was her reply

It never happened
I'm telling you, Hon
It's just some kind of
Confabulation
I'm going to my mother's
If you continue to insist
On seeing things that don't exist

[Kweep]

hey man, you 'member that time that i loanded you that, uh, CD and you told me that you'd have it back in a week? man, and i still ain't got it.

ummm, never happened

you remember that time it was like four in the mornin' an' it's four in the mornin' an' you called me up on the phone and you was all drunk and fucked up and shit and you said that you loved me? do you remember that?

uhhh, never happened

i'm so sorry that i disappoint you
i'm so sorry that i'm an asshole

whaaa... dude, you remember that time in high school, man, where like, i went to the store and then came back and when i got back you and my mom were in the closet playing hide the twinkie, dude?

whoa, never happened

it's... it's me again, i was jus' wonderin' if you had rememberded... cause' you know if you really do love me like you said you did when you was drunk, den i would like to know...

yeah, never happened.

wow, all this fucked up shit people are saying to me... maybe it did happen... maybe i am an asshole.

i'm so sorry that i disappoint you
i'm so sorry that i'm an asshole
i'm so sorry
i'm so sorry
i'm so sorry
yeah, what ever dude

[jeffhenderson]

It Never Happened by Jeff Travis Henderson

I love your touch
But together we know too much
And so theyre saying that we cant be friends
In the name of national defense

Off to Ecuador
And you cant see me no more
And theyll put you in a room when Im gone
Full of evidence and CD ROMs

You happened to save my life
You happen to have gorgeous eyes
You happen to be my best friend
We happen to both be spies
We work for the FBI
And so they said
It never happened
It never happened at all

I speak fourteen languages
None can quite express
How I love you and I always will
But Ill forget you when I take these pills

You happened to save my life
You happen to have gorgeous eyes
You happen to be my best friend
We happen to both be spies
We're sent by the FBI
And so they said
It never happened
It never happened at all