serious matters of life and death

lucidia · Post by **lucidia** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:00 pm

Okay well, I admit this probably does, as Niveous pointed out during the discussion that sparked the idea for this poll, completely destroy my street cred... the truth must reveal itself.

Would I make a hot Borg Queen? I think so. But the world may never know, until this poll is concluded...

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:02 pm

Damn straight. Lucidia 6 of 9. It would be Shat-tastic.

lucidia · Post by **lucidia** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:08 pm

i already told you Niv... my vagingo is william-shatner-proof

Albatross · Post by **Albatross** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:15 pm

I think she'd also make a great Femtrooper.

lucidia · Post by **lucidia** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:16 pm

Albatross wrote:I thnk she'd make a better Femtrooper.

I think I at least deserve a shot at Slave Leia, but I guess I'll take anything at this point... lol

Albatross · Post by **Albatross** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:21 pm

lucidia wrote:I think I at least deserve a shot at Slave Leia, but I guess I'll take anything at this point... lol

(slaps forehead) D-oh!

You're absolutely right. Hutt Slave all the way.

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:49 pm

Okay, that's it. I'm totally writing a song for you, Lucidia.

And I unfortunately can only think of one single word that rhymes with 'Lucidia', and it's not good. But stay tuned!

lucidia · Post by **lucidia** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:14 pm

Sven wrote:Okay, that's it. I'm totally writing a song for you, Lucidia.

And I unfortunately can only think of one single word that rhymes with 'Lucidia', and it's not good. But stay tuned!

then ryhme with Lucid! it's probably not much better.. but jesus christ...

if you rhyme my name with any std's, i will never forgive you. that's just not right.

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:16 pm

lucidia wrote:
if you rhyme my name with any std's, i will never forgive you. that's just not right.

*sigh* back to square one.

[edit] at least your name isn't Donna-Leah

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:24 pm

Remember to include the word Firecrotch.

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:24 pm

Okay, what I have so far (minus the second verse, which did in fact rhyme your name with an std. The rhyme was in no way insulting or anything to you, so I might put it back in, if you promise you'll forgive me for rhyming an std with your name)

Your avatar made me so hard
You probably think I'm a retard
But even the handicapped need love too

[second verse deleted]

Oh Lucidia don't you freak out
I'm not some psychopathic nutcase
I swear I'll always be good to you
I'll never stalk you or try to eat your face (spoken) Despite what everyone here says about me. I haven't done anything like that for *years*
So, what do you say, babe? You, me, your huge boo.. er, *boots* yeah, boots. You're a goth chick, right? You probably wear, uh, huge boots. So bring them huge boots along! The more the merrier as I always say. Oh, by the way, I don't *really* have boils all over my body. I only have a few *cough*dozen*cough*, and as for the body odor thing? WHO DOESN'T LOVE THE SMELL OF FRIED ONIONS? I know I like fried onions.
I guess you haven't seen my picture yet, I can tell you this- I get called 'Very Handsome' all the time by women. Well, my mother, anyway. And occasionally, by gay men. And who knows better than gay men if another dude is handsome? (end spoken section)

Oh Lucidia don't you freak out
I'm not some psychopathic nutcase
I swear I'll always be good to you
I'll never stalk you or try to eat your face

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:17 pm

Sven wrote: You're a goth chick, right?

Oh No! Called her a goth chick. Losing altitude fast, Sven. Pull up! Pull up!

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:45 pm

Niveous wrote:
Sven wrote: You're a goth chick, right?
Oh No! Called her a goth chick. Losing altitude fast, Sven. Pull up! Pull up!

Aww crap.

lucidia · Post by **lucidia** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:55 pm

I fight back. i always do.

It's such a shame, I'm sorry to say
It could be you had a really bad day
but Sven, you called me gothic
And I just don't think I'm THAT chick

I might wear big boots
and a kooky top hat
I might sometimes cry
well... a lot of that

but I swear on my mothers own grave
to no label I find myself slave..

there are days when I find myself wearing all black
there are days when I find myself worshipping satan
there are days when I listen to depeche mode nonstop
and we all know I never let anything drop

like this topic, persay, when you decided, today
to call me a weirdo, some big booted goth!

there are days when I find that life really does suck
and my emotions are running so wildly amuck
like my eyeliner that's put on 2 inches thick
and I guess it's confusing, with all this black lipstick

but I know, and i'll say, that you were wrong, today
when you called me a big booted goth

and I must guarentee, you'll be sorry, you see
when you call me a big booted goth

you might see me in platforms and a black velvet dress
and the 80's, well, I liked them. a lot. I confess
but on this sober topic I'd rather not digress
as the truth is, you should now count all that you bless

you will pay, Sven, you'll see, as you shouldn't refer t'me
as a Cure listnin', big booted goth

yes, I know, and i'll say, that you were wrong, today
when you called me a big booted goth

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:02 pm

By the way, Lucidia and chlamydia rhyme. Sayin'.

lucidia · Post by **lucidia** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:04 pm

WeaselSlayer wrote:By the way, Lucidia and chlamydia rhyme. Sayin'.

we know. that's what we were avoiding. UGH!

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:07 pm

Lucidia: that was awesome.

Luke: well, duhhhhh

Billy's Little Trip · Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:16 am

If I can call you Luci in my song, I can think of a tasty rhyme 8)

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:43 am

Whatever, if my name rhymes with puke I'm calling everyone else out.

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:12 am

Optional Challenge: Rhyme as many Songfighters names with things in your next songfight song.

j$ · Post by j$ » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:49 am

Bjam rhymes with toe jam. kinda.

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:18 pm

Billy's Little Trip wrote:If I can call you Luci in my song, I can think of a tasty rhyme 8)

Moosey?

Juicy?

Brucey?

Ah...that's the one.

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Would Lucidia make a hot Borg Queen?

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