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Rone Rivendale
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:27 pm
by Chef Boyardee
It is no secret that Rone Rivendale is one of the most prolific and impacting musicians of the new millennium and perhaps ever. His music, weaving intricately composed melodies with emotional and powerful lyrics, has changed the lives of countless listeners and has reached the ears of people all around the world. Rone's music strikes a universal chord, his message is one of peace, understanding, and worldwide cohesion. It should therefore be no surprise that people wish to erect a museum to forever memorialize this modern Renaissance man's contributions to the world and further spread his amazing message. This is my dream.
Perhaps I should introduce myself though. I am Phineas W. Morgan, a noted Smithsonian music archivist, renown across the world for my numerous music history books such as "America's Funniest Slave Tunes" and "Midgets With Oboes: A Look Back on the Littlest Struggle". My most recent book, "A Brief Glimpse at the Music in Human-Animal Interaction in Sport-Themed Environment Films" covered the film scores of movies such as Soccer Dog, Airbud 2, and of course, MVP: Most Valuable Primate. I am also the founder of Kwanza'a.
I come to you today to ask you for your help. Although I am in posession of a few of Rone Rivendale's songs, I do not have enough to open a museum. I humbly ask you, the Song Fight Network, to give me Rone Rivendale's music. All contributors will be mentioned in the museum's brochure and will receive a free Rone Rivendale shirt with an enlarged picture of his face on it.
I thank you all very much and wish you a jovial Kwanza'a.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:38 pm
by rone rivendale
Funny Chef. Aren't you from Corp X forums?

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:48 pm
by Chef Boyardee
Why, it's Mike "Rone Rivendale" Bush himself. I am both honored and awed to make your acquaintance and I hope that I have not been too forward in my endeavors. Mr. Bush, at the risk of rushing past introductions too quickly, I would greatly appreciate it if you sent me some of your music. What little I have heard exuded with a magnificent brilliance that few can even comprehend, let alone achieve. Please, Mr. Bush, send me some of your music.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:03 pm
by Bjam
except not
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:01 pm
by Leaf
I think my good friend SM said it best.
Wow.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:52 pm
by Chef Boyardee
I appreciate the enthusiasm I am receiving for my idea to establish a Rone Rivendale museum but I believe a better way to show enthusiasm would be to send me more of his music. Regardless, thanks all for your comments.
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:55 am
by Leaf
Ok. If you are serious, get a brain... a post phrased with the language you have used belonging to a person who can't figure out how to use the archive to get music? I don't think so.
Two posts is enthusiasm? I don't think so.
You are serious and NOT mocking the guy in some manner, whether mean spirited or possibly locker-room banter? I don't think so.
I'm not sure, but I think Rone Rivendale is actually Paris Hilton.
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:01 am
by Smalltown Mike
Leaf wrote:
I'm not sure, but I think Rone Rivendale is actually Paris Hilton.
Then I'm pretty sure I've seen video of Rone doing some nasty stuff.
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:07 pm
by rone rivendale
While I am as skinny as Paris, I can assure you I am not her.
And Chef is of course just being a retarded cuz he posts on another forum I belong to and somehow found out I come here as well.
It is kinda funny though.

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:11 pm
by Chef Boyardee
Leaf wrote:Ok. If you are serious, get a brain... a post phrased with the language you have used belonging to a person who can't figure out how to use the archive to get music? I don't think so.
I apologize. I am not as acquainted with the internet as I'd like to be although I have since figured out how to obtain Rone's music from the archives. I appreciate your help, though, because without your comments I certainly would not have been galvanized into searching for it.
Although I'm receiving primarily negative responses, I do not believe this would be the general consensus of the public. That said, I am sure I will have my fair share of nay-sayers in the future and I appreciate the experience this has given me.
I have already contacted the internationally-known architect I.M. Pei and we are currently negotiating the cost and design of the museum. Although Mr. Pei prefers a more traditional look, I believe a more modern, perhaps even "post-modern" look would be more befitting of Mr. Bush's style. Regardless, I must thank all of you for hosting such a hodgepodge menagerie of Mr. Bush's art and I can only hope you continue to do so.
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:36 pm
by Billy's Little Trip
Chef Boyardee wrote:Leaf wrote:Ok. If you are serious, get a brain... a post phrased with the language you have used belonging to a person who can't figure out how to use the archive to get music? I don't think so.
I apologize. I am not as acquainted with the internet as I'd like to be although I have since figured out how to obtain Rone's music from the archives. I appreciate your help, though, because without your comments I certainly would not have been galvanized into searching for it.
Although I'm receiving primarily negative responses, I do not believe this would be the general consensus of the public. That said, I am sure I will have my fair share of nay-sayers in the future and I appreciate the experience this has given me.
I have already contacted the internationally-known architect I.M. Pei and we are currently negotiating the cost and design of the museum. Although Mr. Pei prefers a more traditional look, I believe a more modern, perhaps even "post-modern" look would be more befitting of Mr. Bush's style. Regardless, I must thank all of you for hosting such a hodgepodge menagerie of Mr. Bush's art and I can only hope you continue to do so.
yooz gotz book'n smarts
