How to get wicked heartburn.

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Märk
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How to get wicked heartburn.

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1) drink beer all day without eating.
2) decide you're hungry, then go to 7-11 and get a ridiculously hot'n'spicey chicken-ka-bob. eat it.
3) guzzle another beer to cool your mouth, scalp, and face off after the spicey chicken.
4) PROFIT!
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Post by Caravan Ray »

Hey thanks! That's the sort of advice that those stupid so-called "lifestyle shows" never come up with.

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Post by Märk »

That's easy! Just tell them it's your 'Inner essence', and they must learn to love the smell in order to truly 'know' you.
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