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1) drink beer all day without eating.
2) decide you're hungry, then go to 7-11 and get a ridiculously hot'n'spicey chicken-ka-bob. eat it.
3) guzzle another beer to cool your mouth, scalp, and face off after the spicey chicken.
4) PROFIT!

Hey thanks! That's the sort of advice that those stupid so-called "lifestyle shows" never come up with.

How can I enjoy curry-induced flatulence and still impress the chicks?

That's easy! Just tell them it's your 'Inner essence', and they must learn to love the smell in order to truly 'know' you.