Bruce Rasmussen, or "R".
He was my art teacher for 4 years.
He claimed to be a vampire.
He would bang a hammer on a filing cabinet to shut us up.
He called me "Red-bone" and "Red-whacker."
He was my teacher for his last 4 years of teaching. He had given up on the populace at large. He was filled with resentment for the kids who took his class as an easy pass. "QUIT DORKIN'" he'd shout at kids who wasn't painting.
He had a loud, almost explosive voice. He was bossy and rude to the entire class.
But he also had 1 on 1 time with each student, where he'd calmly express you were doing wrong, and how you could do it better.
My Senior year, I had 6 art classes and a criminal studies class. It was agreed by all that I wasn't going to graduate, so my counselor decided to placate me, perhaps to cut down on my rampant fighting, prankery & vandalism.
So for 6 out of 7 hours, I had art. There was an unused art room, connected to R's, joined by a storage room. R let me have that room as my own personal studio, and it was the most I ever painted. At the end of the year, I had 85 pieces in the art show, and I sold about half.
It was his last year, as I mentioned, so he gave me the supply room key and looked the other way as I loaded up for my future artage, post-shoolularly. Eleven years later and I'm still sitting on a fair pile of oil pastels and charcoal.
He taught me how to build canvasses, mix colors, punch, pop, proportions and so on. He saw what I was going for, and instead of pushing me toward the curriculum's ideal, he gave me tips on how to achieve my cartoony goals and weirdo destruction.
I had a corner installation next to the library for 3 months. Silk screened skulls, molten styrofoam, cobwebs, bent serrated metal shards covered in red paint. A terrifying corner of red & black & teenage mania. NOT in October.
My last week, he recommended me to the administration as someone to paint a mural in the cafeteria. Along with some other kids, I painted life size skeletons in clothing on all of the columns. Totally ridiculous. It lasted a couple years, too!
A few years after he retired, he had a heart attack shoveling show.
He was the #1 best part of kid jail.
