Thank God for Reviews!

blue · Post by **blue** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:12 am

right here, baby.

EmbersOfAutumn · Post by **EmbersOfAutumn** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:58 am

Ya know, if we ever get the results from "Anomaly" first...

wages · Post by **wages** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:33 pm

Results?
Insults-
drink a jolt
when you ride a colt
but don't be a dolt

specials
wrestles
hold the tassles
spankin' assholes
see your hassles

what do I mean when I scream,
the above which has no meaning?
I don't right know, and I gotta go
cause this feels a bit demeaning

....Thank God For Fr3@k0vt Friday!

(I HAD to write some kind of lyrics)

Niveous · Post by **Niveous** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 11:12 am

38 songs! Damn. It's not a record as "We Were Not Meant To Be" had 41 but it's definitely second place.

The Sleestak · Post by **The Sleestak** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:16 pm

WoW! What a turn out. I look forward to hearing them all.

DJ Big Dick · Post by **DJ Big Dick** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:58 pm

this fight is clearly a case of quantity over quality.

wages · Post by **wages** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:46 pm

DJ Big Dick wrote:this fight is clearly a case of quantity over quality.

Yup, but I'm also hearing <i>some</i> good competition.

DJ Big Dick · Post by **DJ Big Dick** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:52 pm

i'm not.

i'm going to start the official DJ Big Dick reviews

MC Eric B - what

if it's a joke song it's not very funny and if it's serious then it's just lame
Official emoticon rating:

followed by

Hoblit Was Here at Midnight - man this sucks real bad. i only listened to about half and it was boring as shit.
official emoticon rating

Lord of Oats - just lame, lyrics are lame and it sounds like you just bought the "How to make a cookie cutter shitty rock song in 10 minutes for assholes who want to make shitty rock songs" guide from Barnes & Noble. And the solo put me to sleep.
Rating -

WreckdoM - the music is cool, lyrics and vocals aren't really funny or good.
rating:

Paco del stinko - the intro was really lame so i just skipped it.
rating:

The Anchors - sweet guitar once it gets going. keyboard part is nice. bass part is nice.
rating- 8)

Steve Durand - i wish there was a "shaking my head" smiley.

Urine Luck - better than half the songs i've heard so far.
rating -

LSK- why bother?
rating -

Snape Killed Dumbledore - better than 90% of the other stuff. but that doesn't make it any less boring. you need "how not to ruin your decent songs by making them boring" lessons. you could learn a thing or two from my entry.
rating -

Ironman Bobby Graham, Hedonistic Calculus, Ember of Autumn (what a shitty name), Blumptown Singers, Blues Train Blues Shitdustry (lol), Chris Cusack, ADD Music, Ken's Super Duper Band n' Stuff, Lyricburglar, Puadxe (ur singer is lame), MC Wino, King Arthur, Bad Cactus (sweet name, lame song), Jeff 'Flapjack' Robertson, Big Matt Hyatt and His Rusty Red Ryders, Billy's Little Trip, The Weakest Suit, Flvxxvm Florvm

all get a:

jeff robertson · Post by **jeff robertson** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:07 pm

Both the live and studio versions of my song are in the fight. I don't know if that's considered cheating, but if it is, I don't think I did it on purpose.

blue · Post by **blue** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:14 pm

jeff robertson wrote:Both the live and studio versions of my song are in the fight. I don't know if that's considered cheating, but if it is, I don't think I did it on purpose.

splitting your own vote

Jefff · Post by **Jefff** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:23 pm

Somebody here is all balls and no cock.

blue · Post by **blue** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:26 pm

Jefff wrote:Somebody here is all balls and no cock.

if you'd listened to his music, you wouldn't even bother replying

DJ Big Dick · Post by **DJ Big Dick** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:55 pm

i'm left speechless by my own music as well.

The Anchors · Post by **The Anchors** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:57 pm

I may be biased (I helped out DJ Big Dick with his drums this week) but I thought his entry was pretty funny

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:01 pm

jeff robertson wrote:Both the live and studio versions of my song are in the fight. I don't know if that's considered cheating, but if it is, I don't think I did it on purpose.

I heard the studio version first and I loved it, so it was a pleasant surprise to hear the live version, which was also great.

Jefff · Post by **Jefff** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:03 pm

The Anchors wrote:I may be biased (I helped out DJ Big Dick with his drums this week) but I thought his entry was pretty funny

Wow... he needed help to make that?

The Anchors · Post by **The Anchors** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:08 pm

Jefff wrote:
The Anchors wrote:I may be biased (I helped out DJ Big Dick with his drums this week) but I thought his entry was pretty funny
Wow... he needed help to make that?

Yes. He doesn't own a drum set.

DJ Big Dick · Post by **DJ Big Dick** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:17 pm

who's Jefff? he makes me laugh.

Jefff · Post by **Jefff** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:01 pm

Ah, I get it. You're a troll. Is that working out pretty awesome?

DJ Big Dick · Post by **DJ Big Dick** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:36 pm

what? no, i'm not a troll, this is the first Songfight i've done in months. But some of those bitches on your Flickr page are pretty trollish.

Meatwad · Post by **Meatwad** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:51 pm

I just wanted to say a quick "punch you in the neck!" for the 5 year anniversary of a Klownhole victory.

Tony Danza!

Jefff · Post by **Jefff** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:19 pm

Hey DJ -- So at what point does being a gratuitous asshole magically turn you into Girl Talk?

PS - If you need more personal attack material, here's my <a href="http://www.myspace.com/jeffreyrocket">Myspace page</a>, my <a href="http://actdead.com">music page</a>, and my <a href="http://truthpluslies.com">personal blog</a>. My song is ADD Music too. Go nuts with it, man. Have a ball.