Don't forget to wear a condom. Or 300...

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:41 pm

A Fashion Showto bring the kids to.

Let the puns begin...

Lord of Oats · Post by **Lord of Oats** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:59 pm

Wow, this is kind of neat.

I was expecting something totally different when I read "condom fashion show."

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:13 pm

Some of those girls don't look old enough to be wearing condoms.

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:11 pm

i always put on a condom before i go out.

fodroy · Post by **fodroy** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:20 pm

I thought it would just be a bunch of naked dudes with condoms on. Weird.

Lord of Oats · Post by **Lord of Oats** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:48 pm

fodroy wrote:I thought it would just be a bunch of naked dudes with condoms on. Weird.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Post by **Spud** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:43 am

sausage boy wrote:i always put on a condom before i go out.

Years ago, Dennis Miller solved the commom problem of the condom dulling the sexual experience. He claimed that he wore two condoms during his every day life, then he whipped one off and felt like I wild man before he had sex.

anti-m · Post by **anti-m** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:16 am

Thanks for posting this! I love stuff like this! Those are some really gorgeous creations. Those pastel shades work very nicely in aggregate.

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:23 am

anti-m wrote:Those pastel shades work very nicely in aggregate.

Is that a pickup line, or what? Not that anyone's said it to me

anti-m · Post by **anti-m** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:29 am

roymond wrote:
anti-m wrote:Those pastel shades work very nicely in aggregate.
Is that a pickup line, or what? Not that anyone's said it to me

Yes, but you probably were never prancing around wearing 10,000 rolled up condoms either....

...unless you're Dennis Miller EXTREME!

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:52 am

anti-m wrote:
roymond wrote:
anti-m wrote:Those pastel shades work very nicely in aggregate.
Is that a pickup line, or what? Not that anyone's said it to me
Yes, but you probably were never prancing around wearing 10,000 rolled up condoms either....

...unless you're Dennis Miller EXTREME!

and I'm pretty sure if he did, it would make him a little gay.

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:12 am

Hoblit wrote:
anti-m wrote:
roymond wrote: Is that a pickup line, or what? Not that anyone's said it to me
Yes, but you probably were never prancing around wearing 10,000 rolled up condoms either....
...unless you're Dennis Miller EXTREME!
and I'm pretty sure if he did, it would make him a little gay.

Well, perhaps that's better than someone getting a little pregnant.

Rabid Garfunkel · Post by **Rabid Garfunkel** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:26 am

Whatever happened to the word "rubbers"? "Condoms" sounds so soulless, so detached, clinical. George Carlin had a good routine on the detachment of modern language (which I can't remember the title of, unfortunately. "Shell Shock"? Dunno.)

It's funny that the sex sock has been renamed to something utterly lacking in passion.

Or maybe parents on the US East Coast got tired of their kids giggling on rainy days when they told them to "put on your rubbers", heh.

Billy's Little Trip · Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:17 am

Rabid Garfunkel wrote:Whatever happened to the word "rubbers"? "Condoms" sounds so soulless, so detached, clinical.

That's why I call them condominiums. I believe in keeping it real.......estate.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:05 pm

roymond wrote:
Hoblit wrote:
anti-m wrote: Yes, but you probably were never prancing around wearing 10,000 rolled up condoms either....
...unless you're Dennis Miller EXTREME!
and I'm pretty sure if he did, it would make him a little gay.
Well, perhaps that's better than someone getting a little pregnant.

Or getting a little AIDS. (even just a little bit)

sausage boy · Post by **sausage boy** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:56 pm

Spud wrote:
sausage boy wrote:i always put on a condom before i go out.
Years ago, Dennis Miller solved the commom problem of the condom dulling the sexual experience. He claimed that he wore two condoms during his every day life, then he whipped one off and felt like I wild man before he had sex.

Not a bad idea. I can see how that theory works.

Although trying to take a piss would be awkward. Or embaressing, in a public toilet. You'd get some strange looks wearing just one, but two! That kind of thing is likely to get you stabbed around here.

EmbersOfAutumn · Post by **EmbersOfAutumn** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:38 am

Billy's Little Trip wrote:
Rabid Garfunkel wrote:Whatever happened to the word "rubbers"? "Condoms" sounds so soulless, so detached, clinical.
That's why I call them condominiums. I believe in keeping it real.......estate.

*rimshot*

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:37 pm

Rabid Garfunkel wrote:Whatever happened to the word "rubbers"? "Condoms" sounds so soulless, so detached, clinical....maybe parents on the US East Coast got tired of their kids giggling on rainy days when they told them to "put on your rubbers", heh.

Or Australian tourists got sick of being giggled at whenever they asked for (what you call) an 'eraser'. Whatever happened to the words "frenchie" or "franger"?`

roymond · Post by **roymond** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:57 pm

Exactly, an Australian girl I work with said she asked, somewhat enthusiastically, for "rubbers" at a store in the US and got all sorts of looks. Then she turned red when they directed her to the shelf at the end of the last aisle...