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A Fashion Showto bring the kids to.

Let the puns begin...

Wow, this is kind of neat.

I was expecting something totally different when I read "condom fashion show."

Some of those girls don't look old enough to be wearing condoms.

i always put on a condom before i go out.

I thought it would just be a bunch of naked dudes with condoms on. Weird.

fodroy wrote:I thought it would just be a bunch of naked dudes with condoms on. Weird.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

sausage boy wrote:i always put on a condom before i go out.

Years ago, Dennis Miller solved the commom problem of the condom dulling the sexual experience. He claimed that he wore two condoms during his every day life, then he whipped one off and felt like I wild man before he had sex.

Thanks for posting this! I love stuff like this! Those are some really gorgeous creations. Those pastel shades work very nicely in aggregate.

anti-m wrote:Those pastel shades work very nicely in aggregate.

Is that a pickup line, or what? Not that anyone's said it to me

roymond wrote:

anti-m wrote:Those pastel shades work very nicely in aggregate.

Is that a pickup line, or what? Not that anyone's said it to me

Yes, but you probably were never prancing around wearing 10,000 rolled up condoms either....

...unless you're Dennis Miller EXTREME!

anti-m wrote:

roymond wrote:

anti-m wrote:Those pastel shades work very nicely in aggregate.

Is that a pickup line, or what? Not that anyone's said it to me

Yes, but you probably were never prancing around wearing 10,000 rolled up condoms either....

...unless you're Dennis Miller EXTREME!

and I'm pretty sure if he did, it would make him a little gay.

Hoblit wrote:

anti-m wrote:

roymond wrote: Is that a pickup line, or what? Not that anyone's said it to me

Yes, but you probably were never prancing around wearing 10,000 rolled up condoms either....
...unless you're Dennis Miller EXTREME!

and I'm pretty sure if he did, it would make him a little gay.

Well, perhaps that's better than someone getting a little pregnant.

Whatever happened to the word "rubbers"? "Condoms" sounds so soulless, so detached, clinical. George Carlin had a good routine on the detachment of modern language (which I can't remember the title of, unfortunately. "Shell Shock"? Dunno.)

It's funny that the sex sock has been renamed to something utterly lacking in passion. Or maybe parents on the US East Coast got tired of their kids giggling on rainy days when they told them to "put on your rubbers", heh.

Rabid Garfunkel wrote:Whatever happened to the word "rubbers"? "Condoms" sounds so soulless, so detached, clinical.

That's why I call them condominiums. I believe in keeping it real.......estate.

roymond wrote:

Hoblit wrote:

anti-m wrote: Yes, but you probably were never prancing around wearing 10,000 rolled up condoms either....
...unless you're Dennis Miller EXTREME!

and I'm pretty sure if he did, it would make him a little gay.

Well, perhaps that's better than someone getting a little pregnant.

Or getting a little AIDS. (even just a little bit)

Spud wrote:

sausage boy wrote:i always put on a condom before i go out.

Years ago, Dennis Miller solved the commom problem of the condom dulling the sexual experience. He claimed that he wore two condoms during his every day life, then he whipped one off and felt like I wild man before he had sex.

Not a bad idea. I can see how that theory works.

Although trying to take a piss would be awkward. Or embaressing, in a public toilet. You'd get some strange looks wearing just one, but two! That kind of thing is likely to get you stabbed around here.

Billy's Little Trip wrote:

Rabid Garfunkel wrote:Whatever happened to the word "rubbers"? "Condoms" sounds so soulless, so detached, clinical.

That's why I call them condominiums. I believe in keeping it real.......estate.

*rimshot*

Rabid Garfunkel wrote:Whatever happened to the word "rubbers"? "Condoms" sounds so soulless, so detached, clinical....maybe parents on the US East Coast got tired of their kids giggling on rainy days when they told them to "put on your rubbers", heh.

Or Australian tourists got sick of being giggled at whenever they asked for (what you call) an 'eraser'. Whatever happened to the words "frenchie" or "franger"?`

Exactly, an Australian girl I work with said she asked, somewhat enthusiastically, for "rubbers" at a store in the US and got all sorts of looks. Then she turned red when they directed her to the shelf at the end of the last aisle...