Second Banana (a challenger appears)

[Second Banana]

Heya. I'm Joachim, and I range between 25% and 100% of Second Banana. Though for the purpose of Songfight, it's usually either me solo or me and a friend on guitar.

I can't sing. I have basic competence with many instruments but adequacy with none. I've got no sense of rhythym, or pitch. I'm got no ambitions as a musician, I want to be a computer programmer. I'm just a 16 year old student who makes songs usually to procrastinate things.

Well, at least I'm honest.

As a band, we have no fixed sound, no fixed members except for Mark on guitar and me on computer, and no fixed address. We entered Cute Boots (well, I entered Cute Boots) and we'll be in Ease Up On The Drugs (well, I'll be in Ease Up On The Drugs. He never bothers to turn up).

Um, well, thankyou.

[Project-D]

I can't sing. I have basic competence with many instruments but adequacy with none. I've got no sense of rhythym, or pitch. I'm got no ambitions as a musician, I want to be a computer programmer. I'm just a 16 year old student who makes songs usually to procrastinate things.
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Oh, you'll fit right in.

[Caravan Ray]

I thought that was an Australian accent I detected on Cute Boots. It had a touch of the Cat Empires about it. Welcome aboard.

[Second Banana]

I thought that was an Australian accent I detected on Cute Boots.

...never talk to fucking australians.

Oh yeah that's very welcoming.

[Caravan Ray]

...never talk to fucking australians.

Oh yeah that's very welcoming.

Yes - that's our Blue. Charming fellow!