Punctuation Island

[The Weakest Suit]

Song Fight Song 039
Punctuation Island

Well, I didn’t think you’d believe it
The strangest things are happening
Out there on Punctuation Island

Well, I saw two exclamation points
Together at the end of a sentence
Out there on Punctuation Island

We need an amendment
To fully protect the rules of punctuation
For the good of the children and the sake of the entire nation
To preserve the sanctity of communication

And I didn’t think you should see it
Such a queer society
Out there on Punctuation Island

Emoticons as lexicons
The Alt-key lifestyle reigns
Out there on Punctuation Island

We need an amendment
To fully protect the rules of punctuation
For the good of the children and the sake of the entire nation
To preserve the sanctity of communication

You can’t just punctuate as you please
Accept that it's a disease
We can fix you with our expertise
Rid you of this social disease
And have you punctuating like the good Lord intended

That’s why
We need an amendment
To fully protect the rules of punctuation
For the good of the children and the sake of the entire nation
To preserve the sanctity of communication
And to prolong the salinity of discrimination

© 2008 Weakest Suit Songs

edit: this song is full of sarcasm, not my actual opinions on "punctuation"