The Song Fight Bulletin Board

I was alerted to this delightfully awful site and wasted way too much time reading about other peoples fucked up embarrassing stories. I bet Caravan Ray could submit a few good ones.

"Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much turkey at a family reunion. When I looked around the room over 20 relatives were giving me nasty looks."

"Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog."

"Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, Get him away from me! I had never met this girl."

Damn BLT, touching yourself on the couch at a family reunion?

Damn ujnhunter, stop going to strip clubs.

drë wrote:Damn ujnhunter, stop going to strip clubs.

That's funny because I read that one... and it was on the 3rd or 4th page... thanks BLT for making me productive today...

HaHaHa! I think I know who sent this one in.

"Today, I realized that my life is so boring that I could not think of a single thing to complain about." FML

Dammit, I'm still reading these stupid things.

"Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird ****." FML

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

Damn, that last one made me pee!

Wow, this is like PostSecret, but everything is depressing.

I kind of want to take heart in realizing everyone else is suffering, in the same way the speaker does in the last verse of "Message in a Bottle," but then it kind of just reinforces how much my own life sucks. FML.