My mechanical paw is all over this one (prefight)

[Spud]

Robot Ninja Zombie Bear
Due: Wednesday, 03/17/10 9:59am pdt
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[DougFunnie93]

im in it, me and mr fingaz think its best suited as a metal track......

[Niveous]

If Frontalittle Squad doesn't make its return for this, it's a damn crying shame.

[The Weakest Suit]

This bears an odd resemblance to my recent FAWM song: That's My Fly-Catching Logic-Bear.
Except the thought provoking adjectives preceding the bear have now been replaced with sufficiently shallow, Michael-Bayish adjectives. I'm mildly surprised the that the word "vampire" didn't make it in there somehow.

[Märk]

We waited a week for *that*?!

[Billy's Little Trip]

Do I like this title?

....Does a robot ninja zombie bear shit in the woods?

[Teplin]

Do I like this title?

....Does a robot ninja zombie bear shit in the woods?

Negatory. As a robot it possesses no need to defecate. Marvel upon this fact, puny humans, and despair.

[Billy's Little Trip]

Do I like this title?

....Does a robot ninja zombie bear shit in the woods?

Negatory. As a robot it possesses no need to defecate. Marvel upon this fact, puny humans, and despair.

I knew that!

What are a robot ninja zombie bear's powers? Well, besides the obvious. I have to believe that the zombie part cancels out the ninja part. Unless you consider a slow unstealthy assassin that groans and doesn't blend into it's surrounding very well, to be a good ninja.

[fluffy]

Needs pirate and monkey in there somewhere

[Billy's Little Trip]

All I can't think of when I try to visualize something to write about for this title, is Al Gore on a crusade to make people aware of the dangers of robot ninja zombie bear.

[fluffy]

[Billy's Little Trip]

Ha! I wish that interview was longer. I've always wondered what ol' Al thought about the man bear pig episode. Looks like he laughs about it.

My favorite part is how he pretends to fly away and makes the shweweee sound, lol.

[fluffy]

I think whoever decided to make Gore come across as a humorless robot during the 2000 Presidential campaign did this country a great disservice.

On the other hand, if Gore had been elected*, we probably wouldn't have ended up with Obama now, so who knows.

* yes yes he won the popular vote but the electoral system doesn't work that way get over it already

[HeadShot]

...So let me get this straight... You want us to write a song about a large, hairy, gay man, who was a ninja by night, and to improve his ninja skills he was refitted as a cyborg who's organic body-parts have actually died and been restored to an undead status thanks to a virus?

That's the only way this could make sense. Bears (the animal) can't be ninjas, and robots can't be zombies. At least, not in normal world. Maybe in BIZZARO world...

[Spud]

...So let me get this straight... You want us to write a song about a large, hairy, gay man, who was a ninja by night, and to improve his ninja skills he was refitted as a cyborg who's organic body-parts have actually died and been restored to an undead status thanks to a virus?

That's the only way this could make sense. Bears (the animal) can't be ninjas, and robots can't be zombies. At least, not in normal world. Maybe in BIZZARO world...

You got it. Man, you guys are a bunch of pussies. Jeff Robertson has already done it, with pirates AND monkeys.

[Billy's Little Trip]

^ I look forward to hearing Jeff's lyrics in action.

Well, I can't record today, so maybe I should go write something straight out of my brain to the Ye Olde Lyric Archive. That would be a first for me.

And Spud, I am what I eat.

[AJOwens]

Well, if that's how it's going to be, my lyrics are up too. They're still rough -- I might change a word or two, if and when I write the music. I don't even have two consecutive notes yet.

[Spud]

Free Verse! Now we're talking. I'm sure you have it in you, too, BLT.

[rone rivendale]

I put my lyrics up too. I might redo the vocals before the deadline, but it's already turning out really well (by my standards anyway).

[inevitableguy]

As ludicrous as this title is, I may actually have something working here.

Stay tuned...

[JonPorobil]

OMG HE DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION

[Billy's Little Trip]

Free Verse! Now we're talking. I'm sure you have it in you, too, BLT.

I actually did go to the ye olde lyrics archive and try to start typing straight from my demented black brains to the post, TWICE. But I deleted them after about 6 to 8 lines. It seems I can't put pen to paper anymore without writing about penises. WTF!

Maybe I'll just go ahead and finish a song and then go back and change the word penis to Caravan Ray. That way no one will know that I'm a freak.

......By the way, it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of people do it. 8)