Robot Ninja Zombie Bear

[jeff robertson]

robot ninja zombie bear
dancing in your underwear
my darling, you're the one

science magic super star
playing with my whammy bar
my darling, so much fun

lonely rivers flow
slowly to the sea
there's only one pirate for me

bunsen beeker honeydew
tuesday's great and so are you
my darling, tell me true

maybe baby monkey guy
i ain't got no alibi
my darling, i love you

[rone rivendale]

Rone Rivendale - OMG, 2 in a row.

Look on in woe my friend
For you have found The One
I am the fantasy killer
My crazy undoings shall be done

Robot Ninja Zombie Bear
All shall fall in dispair

I carry a gun, a sword, a bow
But I can kill them with my hands
I am the slayer of giants
I'll do it for you if you meet my demands


Robot Ninja Zombie Bear
All shall fall in dispair


Robot Ninja Zombie Bear
All shall fall in dispair

[AJOwens]

Deep in the forest of Aokigahara
We follow the tendrils of the living moon
To the secret complex of the Mitsubishi
Built on the grave of the Japanese cartoon.

In the secret caves of the Mitsubishi
Where the military-industrial complex sleeps
A young girl kneels with her dark hair flowing
And cradles her teddy as she softly weeps.

Oh my robot ninja zombie bear (she sings)
Why did they steal you away from me?
Why did they give you a silicon heart
And train you in the ways of deceit?

Oh my robot ninja zombie bear (she sings)
I bring a soul for your bead-button eyes
And from the grave of the Japanese cartoon
Your furry little body shall this day rise.

Then from the eye of the bishuojo
A shining drop of water gently falls
Touching the fur of the cyberkoala
To penetrate impenetrable walls

Deep in the heart of the cyberkoala
An undocumented mechanism springs
Releasing the spell of the Mitsubishi
Returning her teddy as she softly sings

[HeadShot]

IKARI
(The potential theme song for an anime entitled ROBOTTO NINJA ZOMBIE KUMA)

Anata no seishin ni sumu, ZOMBIE robotto
No kikotsu wa taberu to no ai wa hi

ROBOT NINJA ZOMBIE BEAR
Watashitachi Doutai ni IT BRINGS
ROBOT NINJA ZOMBIE BEAR
Ikenai ninnin ga zokugai

Hayashi ni sesshoku ya daiben suru ya
Hon de jikobouei kaku
Aikokusha desu AMERICA ai
Hata wa ageru ima OKAY!

Translation:
(It lives in your heart, the zombie robot
It eats your soul and burns your love

Robot Ninja Zombie Bear
It brings us together
Robot Ninja Zombie Bear
It kills the bad people

It feeds in the forest, and shits, and
Writes books on self defence
It is patriotic, it loves america
Raise that flag now, okay!)

[thebreadbox]

"Robot Ninja Zombie Bear" -- Stucco Lobster Breadbox

While in Southwestern Alaska, you best watch your back
Else you might fall prey to a stealth attack

A sword to the head and your skull will shatter
Revealing a smorgasbord of white and gray matter

Chowin' down on human brain is what this guy's known for doin'
The shinobi cyborg living dead bruin

So while in Kodiak country you best beware
Of the robot ninja zombie bear

[Caravan Ray]

Robot Ninja Zombie Bear
Caravan Ray

Whatever you’re into baby
I can fit the bill
I’m silly putty in your hand baby
Mould me to your will
I die inside a little
When you don’t notice me
Baby baby wont you tell me what you want me to be

I’ll be a robot
Be a ninja
Be a zombie
Be a teddy bear
Be a pirate
Or a princess
Or a panda
Take me anywhere
You wanna vampire?
I’ll be a vampire!
Or a wizard, witch
Whatever you want me to be baby I’m at your command

Just love me

I get a feeling baby
When I look into your eyes
I see right to the back of your skull
There’s nothing going on inside
That’s alright
Suits me to a tee
If crass consumerism is your thing you know you’ll never find another like me

I got an iPod
Got an iPad
Got an iPhone
I fucking got it all
I wear Gucci
Wear Givenchy
I’m a badass in a shopping mall
You on Facebook?
I’m on Facebook!
I’ll tweet you lolcats everyday
Just be my little favourite waste of time

And love me

It’s all about me me me me me me
It’s all about me me me me me me

[Pet Squirrel]

These drugs
My mind
Can't think
Half blind
But what I can make out holds me like stone

Your face
Ursine
Your eyes
Liquid crystalline
And your flesh rotting from the bone

With speed unheard of you have got your claws at my throat
And I fear the hidden talents your katana denotes
So while the putrefaction makes me want to vomit
To save my skin I'll swallow and be perfectly honest

I don't know who I am I don't know who I was with
I don't know how I came to be wrapped up in all of this
I don't know where I am, or why I'm there, or what this is,
But I'll tell you what you want to hear
Robot Ninja Zombie Bear

I blink
You stare
Frozen
Right there
Then in a flash, our worlds collide

My chin
Your fist
My God
Your pissed
But I swear to you I'd never lie

I know in my condition I should end this song
The more I sing the more this all goes horribly wrong
But really who could blame for feeling insecure
When I'm face to face with a bulldozer of metal and fur

I don't know who I am, I don't know who I was with
I don't know how I came to be wrapped up in all of this
I don't know where I am, or why I'm there, or what this is,
Just tell me what you want to hear
Robot Ninja Zombie Bear

(bear solo)

I broke in
I saw that
I killed him
I'm the rat

I did it
can't you see
I stole it
believe me

I called her
I was there
I ran off
I declare

You've got me
I told you

Now tell me my life you'll spare,
Robot Ninja Zombie Bear~

[inevitableguy]

Robot Ninja Zombie Bear
by Naked Philosophy


I think I've seen this film before
The plot transparent, the acting poor
It will win all the awards
'Cos that's what those awards are for

Robot ninja zombie bear
Let me set the scene
City starship County Fair
It all looks the same to me

Special effects cost lots of cash
But pack 'em in super fast
Predict the future, relive the past
Dumb it down and you'll make stacks

Robot ninja zombie bear
Let me set the scene
City starship County Fair
It all looks the same to me

Robot ninja zombie clown
Werewolf doctor hero cow
Captain geisha redneck man
Soldier mother pirate bear

I think I've seen this film before...

[Steve Durand]

Robot Ninja Zombie Bear

By Steve Durand

My young kid is just reaching the age
Gotta have the latest toy that's all the rage
His pleas are too hard to resist
So I'll get the thing that tops his Christmas list

Dressed in black from head to toe
Electronic eyes aglow
Its face a hideous grin
Like Teddy Ruxpin's evil twin

Even so, my kid will declare
There's no toy that can compare
To a robot ninja zombie bear

I've encountered toy fads before
Things they just can't keep in the store
Tickle Me Elmo and Cabbage Patch Kids
They disappear just like Furbies did

I'm running all over town
No stone left unturned
But it's a futile pursuit
They're all sold out like Rubik's Cube

Now I've reached the depths of despair
I've been searching everywhere
For a robot ninja zombie bear

[signboy]

for what it's worth,

you take such satisfaction
every time you piss me off
it seems to make your day
and why, I don't know
but now I'm rolling into action
unstoppable, just like Hasselhoff
but your attitude says come what may
and why, I'll never know

the straw that broke the camel's back
and all the little things you do
you make me want to watch you die
and why, I don't know
this time I'm gonna fuckin snap
I'll show you violence, war and truth
you've woken up the beast inside
this time I think I know

...what to do

rampage through, destructive and hating
I am the bear, I'm done hibernating
robot guts, ninja training
zombie hunger never fading

I'll kill you where you stand
and carry on like ...Gojira
kill the motherfucking world
and I don't have to know why
I'll do it just because I can
I'll drag the armageddon nearer
rob the oyster of its pearl
and I don't have to know why


you think you can sit back
and relax after treating me like that
you've got another thing coming

I will transform
and be reborn
into a being of pure rage
with no holding cage
replace my blood with hydraulics and pistons
learn from a ninja master how to put a lethal fist in
whatever dies I'll just re-animate it
with a Z-1 virus full of undead hatred
all of this and alter my DNA too
till I'm half man half bear, and built to kill you

[floatingman]

Robot Ninja Zombie Bear
by Dan The Man Band

Robot Ninja Zombie Bear
Do you even care?

You say you want to go outside
but you can't even find the door.

You say you want to run and hide
can even pull yourself off the floor.

Robot Ninja Zombie Bear
Do you even care?

There's something going on in town
You don't even seem to care.

There's trouble brewing all around.
How can you even breathe the air?

Robot Ninja Zombie Bear
Do you even care?

It was such a beautiful world
such a shame it's gone to waste

Everyone is running for cover.
It's the end of the human race.

[deja vu]

Robot Ninja Zombie Bear

Was a cold dark night
in the east where he lay
when the shadow passed by
On the trail of his prey
And the glow from his eyes
through the mask on his face
sent fear through the hearts
as he raced and he gained
on the mark, on the trail
didn't know it's too late
Robot Ninja on the prowl
as the growl sealed his fate

As her dead paws slashed
deep scars on the ground
as she runs on the path
as she heads for the town
a dull shine in her eyes
with the fog to erase
all the signs she was there
and the trace that she makes
as she moves, with no sound
didn't know it's too late
Zombie Bear on the lam
as the slam sealed her fate

In the dark, the Robot crashed
into The Zombie Bear,
with a hiss and a thump and a squish

But she fought, like the dead
with the strength of the damned
with a stench and a swat and a scritch

Zombie bear made her move
pulled the ninja tight
as she tried to crush his chest
He knew he'd lost the fight

But the bear looked deep
in the eyes of the ninja
and the ninja gazed deep
in the eyes of the bear.
And a spark that went forth
lit the shadows of the forest
And the sound that arose
was the sound of a chorus
And the song that they sang
Sent chills to the bone
Robot Ninja and Zombie Bear
No longer were alone

Zombie Bear, Zombie Bear
Made the perfect zombie wife
and Robot Ninja loved her so
he loved to hold her tight
And soon in their home, came the
pitter patter feet, of little
Robot Ninja Zombie Bears
Robot Ninja Zombie Bears
Robot Ninja Zombie Bears
would grow to rule the streets!

[ken]

Remember all the trouble they caused?
Over the summer last year visiting your in-laws?
Broken buildings burning to the ground
On top of that they were never found
They were never found

Now comes the winter of our revenge
In cold blooded vengeance this will end
No one can stop the turning tides
Just look into the determined look in my eye
Always looking determined

Zealously we pray for rain
Only drinking fine champagne
Mother says he should have run
Before the monsters founds her son
In his room under his bed
Each night playing with a human head

Beehive Betty traded flies for beads
Each night she gets just what she needs
Almost happy awake she sleeps
Returning nightly to the dreams she keeps