Canadian Girlfriend

[dr_wankenstein]

Canadian Girlfriend
by The Wankers

君を見てるといつもＷＡＮＫＷＡＮＫＷＡＮＫ
オナニナニナニオナニナニナニ
君と僕の白い夢が始まるよ
ずっと一緒にもいつもＷＡＮＫＷＡＮＫＷＡＮＫ
オナニナニナニオナニナニナニ
本当の気持ちを伝えたかったけど


あのところへ
自分の山登りたい
あのところへ
自分の船のかじとりたい
冷たい、暖かい
All the time, on my mind

カナダ、カナダ、カナダへ行きたい
夢の中、夢の中でガルフレンドになりたい

雨が降っている顔にかぶってる
神様の白いＢＬＥＳＳＩＮＧが始まるよ
僕の罪がいっぱい許してください
僕のズボンの中から涙みたい


あのところへ
自分の山を登りたい
あのところへ
自分の船を航法したい
冷たい、暖かい
All the time, on my mind

カナダ、カナダ、カナダへ行きたい
夢の中、夢の中に君のガルフレンドになりたい


Translation:

when i look at you it's always WANK WANK WANK,
(masturbationbationbation masturbationbationbation)
our white dream begins
when we're together it's also WANK WANK WANK
(masturbationbationbation masturbationbationbation)
I want to tell you my true feelings… but...

pre:
to that place
i want to climb my own mountain…
to that place
i want to steer my own ship
warm, cold, all the time, on my mind

chorus:
canada, canada, i want to go to canada
in my dreams, in my dreams i want to become your girlfriend (note: my dream is to become your girlfriend is a better way to put that)

i'm wearing the rain on my face
the blessing of the gods has begun
please forgive me for my sins
it's like tear drops from my pants

[j$]

Canadian Boyfriend by Johnny Cashpoint

Words by j$. Music by Adam Green/J$

Our friends in the North have got a divorce. she’s been
Seeing the signs for quite a long time that
On business trips, he’d found some new lips that were
Good for the kissing, what he’d been missing - He’d

Only gone and bagged himself Canadian Girlfriend
Mondays to Fridays, then home on the weekends
He’s crossing much more than geographical borders -
That dumb Canuck’s young enough to be his granddaughter

(Her bust alone’s enough to put the lust in wanderlust)

Confronted he said it was all in her head, but
she knows bad lovers - she’s hardly a sucker. His
Lies had more colour than Canadian dollars - she’d
Found Maple syrup on his shirt collar - she cried

“Go and hunt some beaver with Canadian girlfriend.
Just like Canuck motorways, we’re heading for dead end. Our
Rocky old relationship’s been wrecked on the Rockies, I
hope she loses front teeth in a game of ice hockey”

(His dumb Avril Lavigne should scream for making her has-been)

So
Let him defect to darkest Quebec, have
Sex in a toque - what’s French for “sad joke”? She’s
heading down south for some Hot Aztec mouth -
Spend divorce stipend on Mexican boyfriend.

[Smalltown Mike]

Canadian Girlfriend, By Gert

She didn't rush when she was taking care of business
Pursuit of happiness, tragic in her hipness

Platinum and blonde, all the way from Chiliwack
A little change of heart, I said: ‘Here, have your nickel back.’
Sweet breath from above, 1979,
Still digging for sky and april wine

Were we even here, did we really feel the summer air?

Chorus:
My girlfriend decided to go
where the air is clear, where the whiskey flows.
Up north-way, Ontario. 
I wouldn't lie: It's the reason she's not here.

But my spirit headed west, a big wreck,
The lowest of the low, fucked up and slow.

You know, it’s odd how the simple plans put you in the box
Big sugar like an anvil soon sitting in a chalk circle
And if it's trew the truth is in the youth youth youth,
guess who will be subhuman and gruesome?

Was she even here, did we really breathe the summer air?

Chorus:
My girlfriend decided to go
where the air is clear, where the whiskey flows.
Up north-way, Ontario. 
I wouldn't lie: It's the reason she's not here.

[Greg Hosack]

Canadian Girlfriend - by ten dollar pony

You talk about her; she's on your mind
We've never met her, but she sounds so nice

She wants to get married and you’re ok with that
Finally a conversation that’s not about your cat


She owns a coffee shop and blogs about thai chi
If you’d just shut up and find a way to do what makes you happy
even if it’s only just to see


She lives in Montreal; You think her accent’s sweet
You argue that’s too far away but none of us agree

You know she’s in love with you, you share so much you know
It’s time for you to fly to her it’s time for you to go


Her raw enthusiasm almost matches yours
If you can give a her chance then She can knit you mittens
that will keep you warm up north

[glennny]

Canadian Girlfriend
Daddy Bop Swing Set
Music and words by glennny
Awesome horn solos by Steve Durand

Verse 1
She’s got a jeans jacket and a jeans shirt
When she wants to turn me on she’ll wear her jeans skirt
Even if it’s just for a minute

She does not visit often
When she does its all day in bed
She has to acclimate
I just had to acquiesce to her back in my head

Chorus
Your twin sister and my San Francisco
Can’t keep us apart
No matter where you leave your heart
Ain’t seen nuthin like your beauty Quin
Canadian girlfriend

Verse 2
There’s no need for alligator tears this time
Your motor mouth is cute
And your absolutes
(are) comin’ and a goin’ with the breeze

I got the cuts I needed from directing you
You’ve got material
I just have to acquiesce to you
You’re so whimsical

Chorus
Solo
Chorus
Chorus

Chords:
Vitals : 220bpm , Key of Bb (with a dash of Eb)
Intro (16 measures)
Bb (x4), Gm7 (x4), Dm7 (x2), F7 (x2), Bb lick for 2 measures

Verse (32 measures)
Cm7 (x4), Gm7 (x4), Dm7 (x2), Ebmaj7 (x4), Gm7 lick for 2 measures
Cm7 (x4), Gm7 (x4), Dm7 (x2), Ebmaj7 (x4), Gm7 lick for 2 measures

Pre Chorus (16 mesures)
Fm7 (x4), F7 (x4), Dm7 (x2), Ddim7 (x2), F7 lick for 4 measures

Chorus (16 measures)
Cm7 (x4), F7 (x4), Bb (x4), Cm7 to Dm7 lick over 4 measures

Verse (32 measures)
Cm7 (x4), Gm7 (x4), Dm7 (x2), Ebmaj7 (x4), Gm7 lick for 2 measures
Cm7 (x4), Gm7 (x4), Dm7 (x2), Ebmaj7 (x4), Gm7 lick for 2 measures

Pre Chorus (16 mesures)
Fm7 (x4), F7 (x4), Dm7 (x2), Ddim7 (x2), F7 lick for 4 measures

Chorus (16 measures)
Cm7 (x4), F7 (x4), Bb (x4), Cm7 to Dm7 lick over 4 measures

Bridge (32 measures)
Dm7 (x4), Ebmaj7 (x4), Gm7 (x4), F7 (x4)
Dm7 (x4), Ebmaj7 (x4), Gm7 (x4), F7 (x4)

Chorus (32 measures)
Cm7 (x4), F7 (x4), Bb (x4), Cm7 to Dm7 lick over 2 measures, Cm7 to Eb lick over 2 measures.
Cm7 (x4), F7 (x4), Bb (x4), Cm7 to Dm7 lick over 4 measures

Outro (16 measures)
drum fill (x2)
Bb (x2), F7 (x2)
jam it out
end on Bb7

[RangerDenni]

Canadian Girlfriend
DJRangerDen
**********

men all just want sex.
that's what the magazines are saying..
i read it in the airport while I'm waiting for you
but you just say I'm silly.

well, we went to movies that night
and I spied on the slant of your eyes..
and I wondered what you do with your eyes
when you land on the 6 am flight.

cuz we all know all about
little miss canada..
don't try to deny it   
does she know about me?

So take the northern flight
with your bag of socks and lies    
and don't apologize...to me.

it's funny how you always say
you really really don't wanna go..
I always tell the joke about
your secret family, but nobody's laughing 

The magazines all say
if I learn the right techniques,
it won't play out this way
but you'll just say I'm silly
...and belittle me.