Cant enter the Make The First Move fight
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William Lane
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Cant enter the Make The First Move fight
Hi, my name is William and I am new to the site. I was soooooooo looking forward to entering the new fight coming. I wrote the song and everything and my pathetic back went out on me before I could record it. Now I am laid up and am not able to do it...I was planning on giving you all a run for your money but now I will just have to watch you all battle it out. Woe Is Me!, Woe Is Me!, Anyone got a tissue?
A good % of people that think they are songwriters are not songwriters at all, they are confused poets. The difference between writing song lyrics and writing poetry is 3 lengths of a fool. If you don't believe me lay down and measure it sometime.
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ken
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Re: Cant enter the Make The First Move fight
You'll get 'em next time tiger!
Ken's Super Duper Band 'n Stuff - Berkeley Social Scene - Tiny Robots - Seamus Collective - Semolina Pilchards - Cutie Pies - Explino! - Bravo Bros. - 2 from 14 - and more!
i would just like to remind everyone that Ken eats kittens - blue lang
i would just like to remind everyone that Ken eats kittens - blue lang
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Denyer
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Re: Cant enter the Make The First Move fight
Maybe this song I worked really hard on will make you feel better.
THE WILLIAM LANE SONG
by Paul McCartney
William Lane
His back is in pain
He threw out his back
But he didn't hurt his brain
Bad Back Bill
He didn't take a spill
He hurt it bending over
Now he's taking pain pills
Woe is me Willy
In bed so he's not chilly
It hurts so much to move
He can't even pull his willy
His back's gone out
Now he can't move about
William Lane
And his back pain bout
THE WILLIAM LANE SONG
by Paul McCartney
William Lane
His back is in pain
He threw out his back
But he didn't hurt his brain
Bad Back Bill
He didn't take a spill
He hurt it bending over
Now he's taking pain pills
Woe is me Willy
In bed so he's not chilly
It hurts so much to move
He can't even pull his willy
His back's gone out
Now he can't move about
William Lane
And his back pain bout
Niveous wrote:It's a song about your dick and there's just not enough material to satisfy.
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William Lane
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Re: Cant enter the Make The First Move fight
LOL...awesome song! Never had a song written for me before (well, my back anyway. Still part of me!) its usually the other way around. Thanks! 
Denyer wrote:Maybe this song I worked really hard on will make you feel better.
THE WILLIAM LANE SONG
by Paul McCartney
William Lane
His back is in pain
He threw out his back
But he didn't hurt his brain
Bad Back Bill
He didn't take a spill
He hurt it bending over
Now he's taking pain pills
Woe is me Willy
In bed so he's not chilly
It hurts so much to move
He can't even pull his willy
His back's gone out
Now he can't move about
William Lane
And his back pain bout
A good % of people that think they are songwriters are not songwriters at all, they are confused poets. The difference between writing song lyrics and writing poetry is 3 lengths of a fool. If you don't believe me lay down and measure it sometime.
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William Lane
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Re: Cant enter the Make The First Move fight
How can I give you a link to the song so you can hear the song I wrote for this fight...its recorded now! I know I cant enter it anymore but I just wanted you to hear the competition you guys would have had 
A good % of people that think they are songwriters are not songwriters at all, they are confused poets. The difference between writing song lyrics and writing poetry is 3 lengths of a fool. If you don't believe me lay down and measure it sometime.
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William Lane
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Re: Cant enter the Make The First Move fight
I want to share the song I recorded for it but the only way I know to do it is tell you to go to ampslam dot you know what, and do a search for William Lane and then find the song "Make The First Move" it might be on their homepage.William Lane wrote:Hi, my name is William and I am new to the site. I was soooooooo looking forward to entering the new fight coming. I wrote the song and everything and my pathetic back went out on me before I could record it. Now I am laid up and am not able to do it...I was planning on giving you all a run for your money but now I will just have to watch you all battle it out. Woe Is Me!, Woe Is Me!, Anyone got a tissue?
A good % of people that think they are songwriters are not songwriters at all, they are confused poets. The difference between writing song lyrics and writing poetry is 3 lengths of a fool. If you don't believe me lay down and measure it sometime.
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Caravan Ray
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Re: Cant enter the Make The First Move fight
Here you go William Lane. Don't say we never do anything for you.William Lane wrote:I want to share the song I recorded for it but the only way I know to do it is tell you to go to ampslam dot you know what, and do a search for William Lane and then find the song "Make The First Move" it might be on their homepage.William Lane wrote:Hi, my name is William and I am new to the site. I was soooooooo looking forward to entering the new fight coming. I wrote the song and everything and my pathetic back went out on me before I could record it. Now I am laid up and am not able to do it...I was planning on giving you all a run for your money but now I will just have to watch you all battle it out. Woe Is Me!, Woe Is Me!, Anyone got a tissue?
Go to this thread where people are talking about all the other songs:
http://songfight.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=8948
where you will find:
Caravan Ray wrote:William Lane did a song for this fight but did not get it finished in time because he had some sort of soft cock excuse.
You can hear his song here:
http://www.ampslam.com/index.php?option ... U6A9L80zfY.
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jb
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Re: Cant enter the Make The First Move fight
William, what is your problem with apostrophes? And contractions of the words "you are"? Reading your lyrics makes me think less of you before even listening to your song, which is pleasant enough but not something I care to listen to more than once.
Welcome to Song Fight!
JB
Welcome to Song Fight!
JB
blippity blop ya don’t stop heyyyyyyyyy
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William Lane
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Re: Cant enter the Make The First Move fight
Awe come on now JB....After reading some of your post, I expected more out of you than the normal jealous reaction I get from most people when they are presented with my lyrical genius for the first time. "Isnt" it enough that I have a small penis and had a serious cock...ummm I mean back problem that prevented me from entering the contest?jb wrote:William, what is your problem with apostrophes? And contractions of the words "you are"? Reading your lyrics makes me think less of you before even listening to your song, which is pleasant enough but not something I care to listen to more than once.
Welcome to Song Fight!
JB
It takes real "Commitment" & "Sacrifice" to put together such masterful pieces of musical entertainment for "Your" listening pleasure. Thanks for having me
A good % of people that think they are songwriters are not songwriters at all, they are confused poets. The difference between writing song lyrics and writing poetry is 3 lengths of a fool. If you don't believe me lay down and measure it sometime.
Re: Cant enter the Make The First Move fight
your welcome.jb wrote:oh dear god