
Damn, my house smells of cinnamon and apples and roast beast. Every traditional turkey day dish is done and keeping warm until the laggy fam gets here. I'm in starvation limbo until 3:00pm and it's only 12:48 right now. What do, people!? What do?

edit: Yay, it's after 12 noon! I'm now indulging with a Jim Beam and coke. Expect my typing to get slurred in 6 to 8 hours.