Funny Forum Exchanges

Post by jb » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:36 am

From the "Title Suggestions" thread:

johndoe1958
A New Player
Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:18 am
I am new at this and I'd ask someone to help me with advice. I applied as recruiter manager at JobQueen, they promise to pay $87,000.00/year. I would like to know if they are for real and if they are how can I get quality sales reps in China. I didn't list the domain because promoting something is forbiden in most forums. So if you want to help me out please contact me direct at my email: stupidspammer@spamaddress.com

slowRodeo
Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:34 am
john i'm going to be honest with you that will never fly as a title.

jimtyrrell
Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:39 am
Hey, I thought the same thing about "Don't Forget To Come To My House On Wednesday". Give it a chance.

Billy's Little Trip · Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:01 pm

Please tell me that the email for johndoe 1958 is really the email he gave you.

Hoblit · Post by **Hoblit** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:39 pm

at first I didn't get it... but after some thought, I'm guessing that this spam post was started in a 'song title suggestion/discussion' type thread. Had I that information from the beginning, I could have spent more time laughing instead of the 'ooooohhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhooooo' I got after I figured it out.

obscurity · Post by **obscurity** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:01 pm

Oh, nevermind, I just realised JB edited his post after you wrote that :)

king_arthur · Post by **king_arthur** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:49 pm

May 2007:

Rone Rivendale posted: There is this girl I have been crushing on at work in the whole week and a half I've been there. I even had 2 seperate dreams about her last night. The problem is I'm 27, and she is 18. Sooo I guess the question is, is that too large of an age gap to say anything? Is it totally creepy? lol

and bzl replied: The math is complicated here, but remember: ten years from now you will be thirty-seven and eighteen-year-olds will still be eighteen. It ain't gonna get easier, is all.

That is still my favorite "anything related to songfight, ever" thing...

Charles (KA)

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:30 pm

king_arthur wrote:May 2007:

Rone Rivendale posted: There is this girl I have been crushing on at work in the whole week and a half I've been there. I even had 2 seperate dreams about her last night. The problem is I'm 27, and she is 18. Sooo I guess the question is, is that too large of an age gap to say anything? Is it totally creepy? lol

and bzl replied: The math is complicated here, but remember: ten years from now you will be thirty-seven and eighteen-year-olds will still be eighteen. It ain't gonna get easier, is all.

That is still my favorite "anything related to songfight, ever" thing...

Charles (KA)

HaHa!! That is good. Nice memory Charles.

Märk · Post by **Märk** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:04 pm

All my best stuff gets deleted. (Because it's replies to spambots)

Billy's Little Trip · Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:55 pm

Märk wrote:All my best stuff gets deleted. (Because it's replies to spambots)

But not unread. You've given me a damn good laugh from time to time.

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:05 am

Märk wrote:All my best stuff gets deleted. (Because it's replies to spambots)

Mine too. (Because I'm a spambot)

Billy's Little Trip · Post by **Billy's Little Trip** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:21 am

Caravan Ray wrote:
Märk wrote:All my best stuff gets deleted. (Because it's replies to spambots)
Mine too. (Because I'm a spambot)

That'z cuz you have a Prime Minister instead of a real President. Bloody frickin' bots, the lot of ya!

jimtyrrell · Post by **jimtyrrell** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:56 am

We have a President?