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Post by jb »

From the "Title Suggestions" thread:

johndoe1958
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Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:18 am
I am new at this and I'd ask someone to help me with advice. I applied as recruiter manager at JobQueen, they promise to pay $87,000.00/year. I would like to know if they are for real and if they are how can I get quality sales reps in China. I didn't list the domain because promoting something is forbiden in most forums. So if you want to help me out please contact me direct at my email: stupidspammer@spamaddress.com

slowRodeo
Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:34 am
john i'm going to be honest with you that will never fly as a title.

jimtyrrell
Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:39 am
Hey, I thought the same thing about "Don't Forget To Come To My House On Wednesday". Give it a chance.
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Post by Billy's Little Trip »

Please tell me that the email for johndoe 1958 is really the email he gave you. :lol:
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Post by Hoblit »

at first I didn't get it... but after some thought, I'm guessing that this spam post was started in a 'song title suggestion/discussion' type thread. Had I that information from the beginning, I could have spent more time laughing instead of the 'ooooohhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhooooo' I got after I figured it out.

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Post by obscurity »

Oh, nevermind, I just realised JB edited his post after you wrote that :)
obscurity.

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May 2007:

Rone Rivendale posted: There is this girl I have been crushing on at work in the whole week and a half I've been there. I even had 2 seperate dreams about her last night. The problem is I'm 27, and she is 18. Sooo I guess the question is, is that too large of an age gap to say anything? Is it totally creepy? lol

and bzl replied: The math is complicated here, but remember: ten years from now you will be thirty-seven and eighteen-year-olds will still be eighteen. It ain't gonna get easier, is all.

That is still my favorite "anything related to songfight, ever" thing...

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king_arthur wrote:May 2007:

Rone Rivendale posted: There is this girl I have been crushing on at work in the whole week and a half I've been there. I even had 2 seperate dreams about her last night. The problem is I'm 27, and she is 18. Sooo I guess the question is, is that too large of an age gap to say anything? Is it totally creepy? lol

and bzl replied: The math is complicated here, but remember: ten years from now you will be thirty-seven and eighteen-year-olds will still be eighteen. It ain't gonna get easier, is all.

That is still my favorite "anything related to songfight, ever" thing...

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HaHa!! That is good. Nice memory Charles.
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All my best stuff gets deleted. (Because it's replies to spambots)
* this is not a disclaimer
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Post by Billy's Little Trip »

Märk wrote:All my best stuff gets deleted. (Because it's replies to spambots)
But not unread. You've given me a damn good laugh from time to time.
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Märk wrote:All my best stuff gets deleted. (Because it's replies to spambots)
Mine too. (Because I'm a spambot)
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Caravan Ray wrote:
Märk wrote:All my best stuff gets deleted. (Because it's replies to spambots)
Mine too. (Because I'm a spambot)
That'z cuz you have a Prime Minister instead of a real President. Bloody frickin' bots, the lot of ya!
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We have a President?
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