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Makes you wonder sometimes: (add your own photos and captions)

Folk who don't speak English probably don't know the exams (so they may just be scratching their heads):

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And for the National Right To Life Committee:

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I came across this in a thread on another mb earlier today:

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obscurity wrote:I came across this in a thread on another mb earlier today:

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That's so photoshopped it hurts.
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Märk wrote:That's so photoshopped it hurts.
Seeing as it's from the Houston Chronicle, I doubt it.
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The guy holding the sign is obviously blind. You can tell by his dark sunglasses and the shirt he's wearing.
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To be fair, I think it's a tablecloth.
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And a woman.
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Nothing turns me on more than bigoted, sight-impaired, illiterate Texan women in tablecloths.
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???
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Oh dear god. They could have drawn a nose or eyes or something to show which way that head is facing.
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:lol:

That's awesome.
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wow niv... that's just nuts...
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The British Office of Government Commerce recently revealed a new logo. Rotate it clockwise 90 degrees and you get this:

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The funny thing is that Qwantz predicted that ages ago without even knowing it.
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That is hilarious.

I was sure that was going to turn out to be an internet myth - but it appears that it is actually fair dinkum!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1901656 ... faces.html
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Is it just me, or did that last column have alot of double meanings too? :P
and it is not inappropriate to an organisation that’s looking to have a firm grip on Government spend.
OGC now has a staff of 564 with a head office in Norwich and other branches in London, Leeds and Edinburgh.
They’re going to get more column inches than they could ever have expected before. If I were them, I would be pretty pleased.
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I'm starting to think that Rone is one of the 8% that have this problem >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjYwAnLksoc
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Rone Rivendale wrote:
OGC now has a staff of 564 with a head office in Norwich and other branches in London, Leeds and Edinburgh.
Did you also realise that "Norwich" is an acronym for "Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home"
(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Norwich)
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Can't afford dry cleaning?

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There's a nice collection on the LA Times site called Weird Warnings...

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roymond wrote:Makes you wonder sometimes: (add your own photos and captions)

Folk who don't speak English probably don't know the exams (so they may just be scratching their heads):

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And for the National Right To Life Committee:

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The first one I'm all like...to EFL? wha?

The second one is one that I'm real familiar with. That is a billboard on Dale Mabry HWY (a main road in Tampa) that I see every time I'm driving home from work. I have many times made a face at it wondering what they mean. Considering eggs may actually have dreams at some point, (I don't know that, I'm assuming chicks dream like any other animal) I think that assuming that they pleasurably dream about getting cracked open onto a searing hot flat surface to be eaten by a being 300 times the size and weight of themselves is ridiculous.

I COULD be wrong.
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Here's one I took in May and kept on forgetting to post here:
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These flyers were pasted all over the neighborhood I work in, and not a single one had any sort of contact information.
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