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roymond
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by roymond » Tue May 06, 2008 1:44 pm
Makes you wonder sometimes: (add your own photos and captions)
Folk who don't speak English probably don't know the exams (so they may just be scratching their heads):
And for the National Right To Life Committee:
obscurity
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by obscurity » Tue May 06, 2008 4:00 pm
I came across this in a thread on another mb earlier today:
obscurity.
"Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure." - Oscar Wilde.
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by Märk » Tue May 06, 2008 5:11 pm
obscurity wrote: I came across this in a thread on another mb earlier today:
That's so photoshopped it hurts.
* this is not a disclaimer
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by Adam! » Tue May 06, 2008 6:45 pm
Märk wrote: That's so photoshopped it hurts.
Seeing as it's from the Houston Chronicle, I doubt it.
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by Billy's Little Trip » Tue May 06, 2008 8:47 pm
The guy holding the sign is obviously blind. You can tell by his dark sunglasses and the shirt he's wearing.
Adam!
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by Adam! » Tue May 06, 2008 9:36 pm
To be fair, I think it's a tablecloth.
Paco Del Stinko
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by Paco Del Stinko » Wed May 07, 2008 4:20 am
And a woman.
Bringin' the stink since 2006.
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by Caravan Ray » Wed May 07, 2008 6:23 am
Nothing turns me on more than bigoted, sight-impaired, illiterate Texan women in tablecloths.
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by Niveous » Wed May 07, 2008 6:58 am
???
obscurity
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by obscurity » Wed May 07, 2008 7:21 am
Oh dear god. They could have drawn a nose or eyes or something to show which way that head is facing.
obscurity.
"Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure." - Oscar Wilde.
Reist
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by Reist » Wed May 07, 2008 8:12 am
That's awesome.
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by ujnhunter » Thu May 08, 2008 12:00 pm
wow niv... that's just nuts...
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by Albatross » Thu May 08, 2008 12:15 pm
The British Office of Government Commerce recently revealed a new logo. Rotate it clockwise 90 degrees and you get this:
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by fluffy » Thu May 08, 2008 4:59 pm
The funny thing is that Qwantz
predicted that ages ago without even knowing it.
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by Caravan Ray » Thu May 08, 2008 8:34 pm
That is hilarious.
I was sure that was going to turn out to be an internet myth - but it appears that it is actually fair dinkum!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1901656 ... faces.html
rone rivendale
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by rone rivendale » Fri May 09, 2008 7:00 am
Is it just me, or did that last column have alot of double meanings too?
and it is not inappropriate to an organisation that’s looking to have a firm grip on Government spend.
OGC now has a staff of 564 with a head office in Norwich and other branches in London, Leeds and Edinburgh.
They’re going to get more column inches than they could ever have expected before. If I were them, I would be pretty pleased.
From spoken word to actual singing, I can screw up any style with style.
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by Billy's Little Trip » Fri May 09, 2008 7:23 am
I'm starting to think that Rone is one of the 8% that have this problem >>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjYwAnLksoc
Caravan Ray
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by Caravan Ray » Fri May 09, 2008 8:04 am
Rone Rivendale wrote:
OGC now has a staff of 564 with a head office in Norwich and other branches in London, Leeds and Edinburgh.
Did you also realise that "Norwich" is an acronym for "Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home"
(
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Norwich )
roymond
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by roymond » Thu May 15, 2008 8:52 pm
Can't afford dry cleaning?
roymond
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by roymond » Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:17 am
There's a nice collection on the LA Times site called
Weird Warnings ...
Hoblit
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by Hoblit » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:04 am
roymond wrote: Makes you wonder sometimes: (add your own photos and captions)
Folk who don't speak English probably don't know the exams (so they may just be scratching their heads):
And for the National Right To Life Committee:
The first one I'm all like...to EFL? wha?
The second one is one that I'm real familiar with. That is a billboard on Dale Mabry HWY (a main road in Tampa) that I see every time I'm driving home from work. I have many times made a face at it wondering what they mean. Considering eggs may actually have dreams at some point, (I don't know that, I'm assuming chicks dream like any other animal) I think that assuming that they pleasurably dream about getting cracked open onto a searing hot flat surface to be eaten by a being 300 times the size and weight of themselves is ridiculous.
I COULD be wrong.
fluffy
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by fluffy » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:26 am
Here's one I took in May and kept on forgetting to post here:
These flyers were pasted all over the neighborhood I work in, and not a single one had any sort of contact information.