QOTD: Hmmmm
1. Nahh, I don't trust him.
2. I've always had a thing for sleeves that match the skirt, so yeah, I'd kick the tires and check the oil.
3. Nahh, he's a fat pig...literally.
4. Well, under that tough girl exterior, I think there's a sweet girl that wants to give me an appetite, then make me a sandwich.
5. No way, the dudes got a stick up his ass and probably gets out of the shower to take a pee.
6. Ouch.
7. Nope, too old for me
8. I like hot Asian chicks with glasses. Is that Bobby Lee's sister?
9. Nope, that hand thing would freak me out. She'd be all..take out the garbage *
does her hand thing*...I'd be all, ..oh, knock it off, your stupid magic doesn't work on me, Sabrina! ....then when I get back in from taking out the garbage, I'd be all like, DOH!
10. Too intense.
11. Sure, I'd give her a test drive to see what kind of mileage she gets.
12. Yep, I'd pour a gallon of Weston oil on that floor, get us both nakies, then slide around with her like two penguins on a warm sex glacier. Then when we can't take it anymore, I'll challenge her to some hockey. Except I'm the puck and she's the goal cage. After I show her my hat trick, she'd get my name tattooed on her goal crease.
