Links and other hanky panky that doesn't have to do with anything in particular.
Caravan Ray
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by Caravan Ray » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:34 am
THis is so cool:
What to drink while listening to what band.
http://drinkify.org/
Type in "Octothorpe" - you get:
Don’t listen to Octothorpe alone. We suggest…
“THE OCTOTHORPE”
1 oz. Blackwoods Gin
Serve on rocks. Garnish with sprig of mint.
Type in "Sockpuppet - you get:
Don’t listen to Sockpuppet alone. We suggest…
“THE SOCKPUPPET”
1 oz. Żubrówka Vodka
1 oz. Tabasco sauce
8 oz. Nordic Mist
Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir vigorously. Garnish with olive.
Type in "Caravan Ray" you get:
Don’t listen to Caravan Ray alone. We suggest…
“THE CARAVAN RAY”
8 oz. Old Rip Van Winkle Bourbon
8 oz. Fassionola
Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir quickly.
AWESOME!!!
Caravan Ray
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by Caravan Ray » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:59 am
Don’t listen to Jon Eric alone. We suggest…
“THE JON ERIC”
4 oz. Honey Vodka
Serve on rocks. Stir slowly. Garnish with fire.
"Honey Vodka?!?!? heh....poof.
Caravan Ray
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by Caravan Ray » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:02 am
Don’t listen to Billy's Litle Trip alone. We suggest…
“THE BILLY'S LITTLE TRIP”
1 oz. teenage boy's semen
Serve on rocks. Garnish with sprig of mint.
Caravan Ray
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by Caravan Ray » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:03 am
OK - I did make one of those up
(I hate bourbon)
Caravan Ray
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by Caravan Ray » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:08 am
Damn...my computer must be broken. I'm getting no answer for "Rone Rivendale".
I'll try "Neil Thrun and the Doom Faeries"
rone rivendale
Odie
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by rone rivendale » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:06 am
har har har
From spoken word to actual singing, I can screw up any style with style.
HeuristicsInc
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by HeuristicsInc » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:25 am
Evidently you should not operate heavy machinery, drive, or listen to Heuristics Inc. while drinking:
“The Heuristics Inc.”
8 oz. Water
8 oz. Cranberry juice
Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.
signboy
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by signboy » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:28 am
haha, "signboy" breaks it.
so, in lieu of an automated drink suggestion, here is what to drink while listening to The Signboy (do not attempt alone)
The Darkside:
1 oz. dark rum
2 oz. Jagermeister
mix with cranberry juice, in pint glass.
Irwin: I'd sell my soul to jesus to program drums like signboy.
JonPorobil
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by JonPorobil » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:30 am
Most of these make a weird kind of sense.
http://drinkify.org/roymond
Don’t listen to Roymond alone. We suggest…
“THE ROYMOND”
4 oz. Water
4 oz. Worcestershire sauce
8 oz. Mezcal
Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.
http://drinkify.org/josh%20woodward
Don’t listen to Josh Woodward alone. We suggest…
“THE JOSH WOODWARD”
1 bottle Pinot Noir
Serve at room temperature.
http://drinkify.org/kompressor
Don’t listen to Kompressor alone. We suggest…
“THE KOMPRESSOR”
8 oz. Vodka
Serve neat. Garnish with twist of lemon.
"Warren Zevon would be proud." -Reve Mosquito
Stages, an album of about dealing with loss, anxiety, and grieving a difficult year, now available on Bandcamp and all streaming platforms!
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JonPorobil
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by JonPorobil » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:32 am
And some of them don't...
http://drinkify.org/frankie%20big%20face
Don’t listen to Frankie Big Face alone. We suggest…
“THE FRANKIE BIG FACE”
10 oz. Grey Goose Vodka
Serve neat.
"Warren Zevon would be proud." -Reve Mosquito
Stages, an album of about dealing with loss, anxiety, and grieving a difficult year, now available on Bandcamp and all streaming platforms!
https://jonporobil.bandcamp.com/album/stages
Caravan Ray
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by Caravan Ray » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:38 pm
HeuristicsInc wrote: Evidently you should not operate heavy machinery, drive, or listen to Heuristics Inc. while drinking:
“The Heuristics Inc.”
8 oz. Water
8 oz. Cranberry juice
Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.
Cranberry juice and water?!?!
Livin' on the edge there dude.
ken
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by ken » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:14 pm
HeuristicsInc wrote: Evidently you should not operate heavy machinery, drive, or listen to Heuristics Inc. while drinking:
“The Heuristics Inc.”
8 oz. Water
8 oz. Cranberry juice
Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.
You need to collab with Frankie or Kompressor on this drink.
Ken's Super Duper Band 'n Stuff - Berkeley Social Scene - Tiny Robots - Seamus Collective - Semolina Pilchards - Cutie Pies - Explino! - Bravo Bros. - 2 from 14 - and more!
i would just like to remind everyone that Ken eats kittens - blue lang
JonPorobil
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by JonPorobil » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:47 pm
I notice that there are a number of these recipies that call for 1 oz. each of 2-3 ingredients, and then ask you to serve it in a highball glass.
Evidently there's some kinks to work out.
"Warren Zevon would be proud." -Reve Mosquito
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Manhattan Glutton
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by Manhattan Glutton » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:57 pm
This crashes on my name. Obviously, the answer is "Manhattan".
But more importantly, if I type in Manhattan it gives me a bizarre recipe for a Manhattan.
Now here is my drink:
http://manhattanglutton.com/blog/drink/
HeuristicsInc
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by HeuristicsInc » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:11 pm
Caravan Ray wrote:
Cranberry juice and water?!?!
Livin' on the edge there dude.
I know, isn't that sad? I am right now enjoying something more stiff than that (Evolution Lucky 7 Porter).
ken wrote:
You need to collab with Frankie or Kompressor on this drink.
Now both of those are good ideas.
-bill
Billy's Little Trip
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by Billy's Little Trip » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:10 pm
Caravan Ray wrote: Don’t listen to Billy's Litle Trip alone. We suggest…
“THE BILLY'S LITTLE TRIP”
1 oz. teenage boy's semen
Serve on rocks. Garnish with sprig of mint.
Ha. I saw this one cumming.
Caravan Ray
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by Caravan Ray » Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:27 am
Don’t listen to The John Benjamin Band alone. We suggest…
“THE JOHN BENJAMIN BAND”
1 oz. Cachaça
1 oz. Lemon sour
Combine in highball glass and serve.
http://drinkify.org/john%20benjamin%20band
Add a bit more sour to make a really authentic one.
Caravan Ray
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by Caravan Ray » Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:30 am
Don’t listen to The Booty Chesterfield Trio alone. We suggest…
“THE BOOTY CHESTERFIELD TRIO”
1 PBR
Serve cold. Garnish with pickled carrot sticks.
http://drinkify.org/booty%20chesterfield%20trio
Heh! That sounds perfect.
Caravan Ray
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by Caravan Ray » Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:34 am
But enough navel-gazing upon ourselves - what about
REAL bands?!?!
Don’t listen to Sydney Symphony Orchestra alone. We suggest…
“THE SYDNEY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA”
1 Miller High Life
Serve cold. Garnish with national flag.
http://drinkify.org/sydney%20symphony%20orchestra
That is bizarre
Don’t listen to Village People alone. We suggest…
“THE VILLAGE PEOPLE”
1 bottle Vodka
Serve on rocks. Stir quickly. Garnish with cocktail monkey.
http://drinkify.org/The%20village%20people
That makes more sense.
HeuristicsInc
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by HeuristicsInc » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:41 am
the national flag was a good touch.
-bill
nyjm
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by nyjm » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:53 am
The homepage did/ suggest it:
“THE JOHNNY CASH”
4 oz. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
4 oz. Honey
Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir quickly.
Win!
On the other hand...
“THE NOAH MCLAUGHLIN”
2 oz. Raspberry Vodka
2 oz. Worcestershire sauce
6 oz. Coke
Combine in highball glass and serve. Garnish with nutmeg.
That just strikes me as really, really weird. Worcestershire sauce and nutmeg?
Dan-O from Five-O
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by Dan-O from Five-O » Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:10 am
Mine replies "Server Error". Let me help the "Server".
12 (at least) year old Glenlivet Scotch served gently and minimally over the rocks.
Stir with an (at least but not beyond) 18 year old female nipple, lick cleaned by the recipient and serve.
jb wrote: Dan-O has a point.
JB