Best. Website. EVER!

[Caravan Ray]

THis is so cool:

What to drink while listening to what band.
http://drinkify.org/

Type in "Octothorpe" - you get:

Don’t listen to Octothorpe alone. We suggest…
“THE OCTOTHORPE”

1 oz. Blackwoods Gin
Serve on rocks. Garnish with sprig of mint.



Type in "Sockpuppet - you get:

Don’t listen to Sockpuppet alone. We suggest…
“THE SOCKPUPPET”

1 oz. Żubrówka Vodka
1 oz. Tabasco sauce
8 oz. Nordic Mist
Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir vigorously. Garnish with olive.




Type in "Caravan Ray" you get:

Don’t listen to Caravan Ray alone. We suggest…
“THE CARAVAN RAY”

8 oz. Old Rip Van Winkle Bourbon
8 oz. Fassionola
Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir quickly.


AWESOME!!!

[Caravan Ray]

Don’t listen to Jon Eric alone. We suggest…
“THE JON ERIC”

4 oz. Honey Vodka
Serve on rocks. Stir slowly. Garnish with fire.





"Honey Vodka?!?!? heh....poof.

[Caravan Ray]

Don’t listen to Billy's Litle Trip alone. We suggest…
“THE BILLY'S LITTLE TRIP”

1 oz. teenage boy's semen
Serve on rocks. Garnish with sprig of mint.

[Caravan Ray]

OK - I did make one of those up


(I hate bourbon)

[Caravan Ray]

Damn...my computer must be broken. I'm getting no answer for "Rone Rivendale".

I'll try "Neil Thrun and the Doom Faeries"

[rone rivendale]

har har har

[HeuristicsInc]

Evidently you should not operate heavy machinery, drive, or listen to Heuristics Inc. while drinking:

“The Heuristics Inc.”

8 oz. Water
8 oz. Cranberry juice

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.

[signboy]

haha, "signboy" breaks it.
so, in lieu of an automated drink suggestion, here is what to drink while listening to The Signboy (do not attempt alone)

The Darkside:
1 oz. dark rum
2 oz. Jagermeister
mix with cranberry juice, in pint glass.

[JonPorobil]

Most of these make a weird kind of sense.

http://drinkify.org/roymond

Don’t listen to Roymond alone. We suggest…
“THE ROYMOND”

4 oz. Water
4 oz. Worcestershire sauce
8 oz. Mezcal
Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.


http://drinkify.org/josh%20woodward

Don’t listen to Josh Woodward alone. We suggest…
“THE JOSH WOODWARD”

1 bottle Pinot Noir
Serve at room temperature.

http://drinkify.org/kompressor

Don’t listen to Kompressor alone. We suggest…
“THE KOMPRESSOR”

8 oz. Vodka
Serve neat. Garnish with twist of lemon.

[JonPorobil]

And some of them don't...

http://drinkify.org/frankie%20big%20face

Don’t listen to Frankie Big Face alone. We suggest…
“THE FRANKIE BIG FACE”

10 oz. Grey Goose Vodka
Serve neat.

[Caravan Ray]

Evidently you should not operate heavy machinery, drive, or listen to Heuristics Inc. while drinking:

“The Heuristics Inc.”

8 oz. Water
8 oz. Cranberry juice

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.

Cranberry juice and water?!?!

Livin' on the edge there dude.

[ken]

Evidently you should not operate heavy machinery, drive, or listen to Heuristics Inc. while drinking:

“The Heuristics Inc.”

8 oz. Water
8 oz. Cranberry juice

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.

You need to collab with Frankie or Kompressor on this drink.

[JonPorobil]

I notice that there are a number of these recipies that call for 1 oz. each of 2-3 ingredients, and then ask you to serve it in a highball glass.

Evidently there's some kinks to work out.

[Manhattan Glutton]

This crashes on my name. Obviously, the answer is "Manhattan".

But more importantly, if I type in Manhattan it gives me a bizarre recipe for a Manhattan.

Now here is my drink: http://manhattanglutton.com/blog/drink/

[HeuristicsInc]

Cranberry juice and water?!?!

Livin' on the edge there dude.

I know, isn't that sad? I am right now enjoying something more stiff than that (Evolution Lucky 7 Porter).

You need to collab with Frankie or Kompressor on this drink.

Now both of those are good ideas.
-bill

[Billy's Little Trip]

Don’t listen to Billy's Litle Trip alone. We suggest…
“THE BILLY'S LITTLE TRIP”

1 oz. teenage boy's semen
Serve on rocks. Garnish with sprig of mint.

Ha. I saw this one cumming.

[Caravan Ray]

Don’t listen to The John Benjamin Band alone. We suggest…
“THE JOHN BENJAMIN BAND”

1 oz. Cachaça
1 oz. Lemon sour
Combine in highball glass and serve.
http://drinkify.org/john%20benjamin%20band


Add a bit more sour to make a really authentic one.

[Caravan Ray]

Don’t listen to The Booty Chesterfield Trio alone. We suggest…
“THE BOOTY CHESTERFIELD TRIO”

1 PBR
Serve cold. Garnish with pickled carrot sticks.
http://drinkify.org/booty%20chesterfield%20trio

Heh! That sounds perfect.

[Caravan Ray]

But enough navel-gazing upon ourselves - what about REAL bands?!?!





Don’t listen to Sydney Symphony Orchestra alone. We suggest…
“THE SYDNEY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA”

1 Miller High Life
Serve cold. Garnish with national flag.
http://drinkify.org/sydney%20symphony%20orchestra


That is bizarre


Don’t listen to Village People alone. We suggest…
“THE VILLAGE PEOPLE”

1 bottle Vodka
Serve on rocks. Stir quickly. Garnish with cocktail monkey.
http://drinkify.org/The%20village%20people


That makes more sense.

[HeuristicsInc]

the national flag was a good touch.
-bill

[nyjm]

The homepage did/ suggest it:

“THE JOHNNY CASH”

4 oz. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
4 oz. Honey
Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir quickly.

Win!

On the other hand...

“THE NOAH MCLAUGHLIN”
2 oz. Raspberry Vodka
2 oz. Worcestershire sauce
6 oz. Coke
Combine in highball glass and serve. Garnish with nutmeg.

That just strikes me as really, really weird. Worcestershire sauce and nutmeg?

[Dan-O from Five-O]

Mine replies "Server Error". Let me help the "Server".

12 (at least) year old Glenlivet Scotch served gently and minimally over the rocks.

Stir with an (at least but not beyond) 18 year old female nipple, lick cleaned by the recipient and serve.