Kiss All The Pink Skating Skirt Twins (prefight)

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Post by Smalltown Mike »

Submit demo, definitely. Production demons be damned. Uh, not counting the Hip Cola, of course. He's awesome.
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I'm back baby!!!!

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Hello fellow songfighters,

It's been a while but I'm back! I broke my foot and had a week to kill, so... Expect an uber-circus-waltz-operetta titled "all skate." And it rocks!
Eat my dust songfighters, eat my dust!

Nice to be back

kisses

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p.s. yes that is slide ukulele, and yes I did use a shot glass as a slide!
Come on man, let's go, I've got a blonde wig in the car
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Re: I'm back baby!!!!

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over wrote: p.s. yes that is slide ukulele, and yes I did use a shot glass as a slide!
You've answered the two questions I generally have about a song before I hear it. Thanks.

Welcome back—and hope your wound heals smoothly.
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Post by Caravan Ray »

Kamakura wrote:
So do I:
A) Submit demo, hoping production demons are on holiday.


K
Submit.

Compared to what I've just posted - I'm sure it will sound as smooth as pure, pink silk caressing a fat man's buttocks.

(I've just re-visited the words and music I wrote last night - isn't alcohol wonderful!)
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Post by Andy Balham »

Kamakura wrote:I've written a 'Pink Skirt' and have recorded it as a demo (on cassette)

A) Submit demo
I look forward to hearing some old school tape hiss. A blessed change from all this digital cleanliness. Also, I always enjoy hearing your stuff.
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Post by Maldwyn Pritchard »

Song Fight Orchestra has an entry this week

All Skate I believe it is
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Well I did Pink Skirt, but I wasn't crazy about it so I tried Twin Kiss . . . got stuck in a rut, so I tried All Skate . . . ran out of time. So you guys get Pink Skirt.
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Post by Jim of Seattle »

<font size=3 color=green>WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO ENTER A FIGHT AGAIN???</font>

The hecticity of my life of late is keeping away from SF and it's starting to drive me crazy. I'm suffering withdrawals. This sucks.
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I sure hope that you'll be in the ring again. I, too, miss the JoS awesomeness. Two words. Gert Lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tonetripper wrote:I sure hope that you'll be in the ring again. I, too, miss the JoS awesomeness. Two words. Gert Lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks. Warm fuzzies accepted.

You either meant "Get Lives" (rhymes with hives) like we should all get lives instead of hanging around SF all day, or you were referring to someone named "Gert" who is, according to you, still alive. Hmm....
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Gert is in for Pink Skirt. RoK!!!!!!! Glad to see you on the boards Jimbo.
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Post by thehipcola »

Gert didn't just bring the rock, they brought the sex to go with it. And Leaf's working on gettin' some....well, stuff that Leaf likes to get. that goes with sex and rock and roll.



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Post by Smalltown Mike »

The power of the rock what Gert done brought is rivalled only by the bioluminescence of the suits they wear whilst posing for the "ladies."

It will all become clear to you soon.
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Post by Leaf »

Is it "Gert" or "the Gert"?


AAhhh..... so many swedes, so little time.
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Post by boltoph »

Gert just wants to see that pink skirt slide. ...to see it slide, just erases my mind...

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hahahahaha.........
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Gert, you filthy, filthy animal.
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Post by Smalltown Mike »

deshead wrote:Gert, you filthy, filthy animal.
Uh, is Gert the one wearing the pink skirt? Because somehow that makes it EVEN sleazier in my books. And by sleazy I mean rockin'.
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Post by boltoph »

Smalltown Mike wrote:is Gert the one wearing the pink skirt?
You might say. She owns us. We're blinded by her pink light...trapped in her cage of a pink skirt...that Gert.
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Post by Adam! »

Reading the last 10 posts in reverse order just blew my mind.

Who is John Gert?
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Post by j$ »

Go review the songs, already. All the in-joke lurve is steaming up my virtual glasses. :)

EDIT: Damn, top of the page. This will make no sense
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Post by boltoph »

Yes yes! Here's the band photo of GERT

A bunch of Canadians and a leprechaun :lol:

If anyone can guess the players in the picture, I've prepared a special prize for the first person to get it right
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