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Mogosagatai · Post by **Mogosagatai** » Sun May 14, 2006 10:28 am

I think jolly roger's a <i>smarter</i> musician than both Dan-O and Dan-O's wife. That's just an assumption though--I've never heard Dan-O's wife's music, whether she ever made any or not.

That was really less of an insult to Dan-O and more of a compliment to jolly roger. You could take it as an insult too, though. I won't stop you.

PS I can't play guitar for the life of me. Even Egg, incompetent bastard that he is, can play guitar better than I can.

Leaf · Post by **Leaf** » Sun May 14, 2006 12:24 pm

dude, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

A "smarter" musician?

DEFINE SMARTER MUSICIAN.

What an immflammatory, ignorant thing to say. You wanna say shit like that?

PROVE IT.

bz£ · Post by **bz£** » Sun May 14, 2006 12:27 pm

I can't figure out guitar chords, most of the time, and I've been playing guitar for fifteen years. I guess it's a skill that I've never needed (or wanted) to learn.

I also can't play Stairway. It's because I'm not very smart.

Bjam · Post by **Bjam** » Sun May 14, 2006 12:29 pm

bzl wrote: I also can't play Stairway.

Me too!

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Sun May 14, 2006 2:00 pm

I never even learned to play "Smoke on the Water." But I did learn "Paranoid."

jute gyte · Post by **jute gyte** » Sun May 14, 2006 2:09 pm

Dan-O from Five-O wrote: all I said was if you can't figure out chord progressions, you're a suck ass musician. If JR meant he couldn't figure out the chord progessions on a certain instrument, then he's a suck ass poster who needs to be more specific.

This is ridiculous. Are gamelan orchestras, Sub-Saharan tribes, Aboriginal didgeroo players, etc, suck-ass musicians?

If you meant that people with some sort of background in common practice period Western music who cannot figure out chord progressions of pieces that fall within those boundaries are suck-ass musicians, then you're a suck-ass poster who needs to be more specific. (And even if that's what you were saying it's still ridiculous, as I'm sure many drummers would have no problem telling you.)

jack · Post by **jack** » Sun May 14, 2006 4:12 pm

jack wrote:ain't that sweet. now back to the regular pointless bickering.

Dan-O from Five-O · Post by **Dan-O from Five-O** » Sun May 14, 2006 10:08 pm

jute gyte wrote:This is ridiculous. Are gamelan orchestras, Sub-Saharan tribes, Aboriginal didgeroo players, etc, suck-ass musicians?

Do you mind explaining just exactly what this has to do with chord progressions? If you want to pick a fight there's a much easier way to do it.

jute gyte · Post by **jute gyte** » Sun May 14, 2006 10:49 pm

Saying someone who can't figure out chord progressions is a suck-ass musician is an insult to basically everyone who plays traditional non-European music. I would guess that it is also an insult to many drummers and vocalists. It's a ridiculous statement to make.

Caravan Ray · Post by **Caravan Ray** » Mon May 15, 2006 4:40 am

bzl wrote: I also can't play Stairway. It's because I'm not very smart.

I am very smart. I can play Stairway... but I don't.

WeaselSlayer · Post by **WeaselSlayer** » Mon May 15, 2006 1:00 pm

That's brilliant, and almost unheard of.

Steve Durand · Post by **Steve Durand** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:33 pm

jolly roger wrote:King Arthur has never won? Wow. I actually like his songs a lot.

I find that surprising also.

Steve