*que the slow piano music*
I need help
I tried to cut \back\
But I couldn't
I tried the less addictive stuff
Semicolons, parenthesis, etc
But nothing would change my emotion
Sure, I can type LOL, or WTF
But that stuff is weak stuff
I needed twice as much
Before I knew it, I was typing ROTFLMAO
But it still wasn't enough
I felt emotionless
I guess it would help if I didn't hang out with E-con users
But they're everywhere
Even predominant members of our community are using them
So I have to ask myself
Am I addicted to animated smiley's,
or just a social animated emotionalizer?
*piano gets a little louder, now with drums and guitar*
Does a guy always have to be a smileyholic?
Can't a guy just be someone who just likes to smile a lot?
I don't use emoticons the first thing when I wake up
In fact, I never relay emotions until at least noon
Usually not even until 4:20 or smile-thirty
*no more piano, just drums bass and distorted guitars turned up to 11*
Everyone always asks me, dude what's wrong?
I tell them nothing!
They say, we know you're going through a rough time
They say, we know what's best for you
I say, WE KNOW? WE KNOW!?
I'm fine! Just leave me alone, I'm just trying to project emotions
Just get me a smiley, all I wanted was a smiley, just one smiley!
But no one would get me one.
Ah fuck it, I'll probably just get hit by the wiener mobile anyway
<< King Arthur and the round dinette people.
