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Reminds me of My Name is Earl with the whole Randy-Cat lady thing.
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I haven't seen that show in so long. Such a good show!
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Leaf wrote:I remember when I was 19, in Australia, and I got to tag a 35 year old woman.
Mum says "Hi".

So does my little brother, Twig.
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Caravan Ray wrote:
Leaf wrote:I remember when I was 19, in Australia, and I got to tag a 35 year old woman.
Mum says "Hi".

So does my little brother, Twig.
HA HA HA... oh thats funny.. I LOL'd for real!
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WesDavis wrote: Oh man you can't be a dog lover when you have all that musical equipment around. Not unless it's an outside dog that will never, ever come inside.
I have 6 dogs that are inside or outside as they please with a Doggy door. I also have a bunch of musical equipment. :wink:

Oh, and My Name Is Earl is funny as hell.
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Caravan Ray wrote:
Leaf wrote:I remember when I was 19, in Australia, and I got to tag a 35 year old woman.
Mum says "Hi".

So does my little brother, Twig.
HaHaHa!!! I just caught this one. Twig... Image
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boltoph wrote:My girlfriend is about one year older than me, and we've been together about a year and a half. We've recently come across a problem: she doesn't want any kids . . . she wants dogs. I'm not much of a dog lover. Eff. I just can't live like this anymore, but you know what happens, you become so attached and dependent on a person, it doesn't matter what the age differences and life goals are, it's just so hard to make the right move. Maybe this is why I like reading about these situations and living vicariously through guys like Wes.

As far as the "Inter-Office" goes, well, I work with 90% women. Half of them are just out of college. We have a company outing coming up down at Rocky Neck state park in CT. It just might be interesting.
Oh, boltoph, snap!

My girlfriend is two months older than me, and wants pets more than she wants kids. Admitedly, out situation is slightly more complex than just deciding not to have kids, there are physical and legal limitations that also prevent us from spawning. Doesn't that sound cryptic!?

But I get where your coming from, I even used it to write a song.

And I also happen to work in a company that is 90% women. A good fraction of them are hot too. Especially when they order you around. It's a good thing I spend most of my day sitting down.
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sausage boy wrote: legal limitations that also prevent us from spawning.
Marrying your sister is illegal in SA now is it!?! Never mind, you can always move to Tassie.
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Billy's Little Trip wrote:
WesDavis wrote: Oh man you can't be a dog lover when you have all that musical equipment around. Not unless it's an outside dog that will never, ever come inside.
I have 6 dogs that are inside or outside as they please with a Doggy door. I also have a bunch of musical equipment. :wink:
Yeah well uhhhh....

Go suck an egg!
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I get the feeling I missed out on a wonderful thread.
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Tell you what, I'll make a Rone Rivendale Mii and an 18 year old hottie Mii and send them to you, and you can act it out. Basically, just pick him up and move him in circles around her, then send her Mii to the internet for approval.
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fluffy wrote:I get the feeling I missed out on a wonderful thread.
If you're a sadist, then yes. Otherwise, no- it was a pretty horrible thread.

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10 IF SADIST THEN GOTO 100
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Tex Beaumont wrote:
sausage boy wrote: legal limitations that also prevent us from spawning.
Marrying your sister is illegal in SA now is it!?! Never mind, you can always move to Tassie.
Don't be stupid... my sister wouldn't have me.

Stuck up bitch.
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Oh how I wish I even had a sister...
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sausage boy wrote:...But I get where your coming from, I even used it to write a song. ...

And I also happen to work in a company that is 90% women. A good fraction of them are hot too. Especially when they order you around. It's a good thing I spend most of my day sitting down.
Right? I know this...there have been a few occasions, esp. where I was glad to be sitting down, behind a desk. And another occasion where the waistband "flip up" had to be orchestrated quickly and quietly, during transition from sit to stand. If you know what I mean by that. ;-)

Where can I hear that song?!? That's awesome.
Hoblit wrote:Oh how I wish I even had a sister...
I have two sisters and my uncle always gave me a hard time, telling me how lucky I was to have sisters, the old pervert he is . . . Ugh. It wasn't until we were all in high school that I appreciated it, and then it was only because one of my sisters had some really hot friends. But then again, you're in Florida, right? heh heh
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boltoph wrote:Where can I hear that song?!? That's awesome.
Lyrics and an mp3 for A Woman Never Forgets.
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