Age-Gaps, and Inter-Office Romance
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I have 6 dogs that are inside or outside as they please with a Doggy door. I also have a bunch of musical equipment.WesDavis wrote: Oh man you can't be a dog lover when you have all that musical equipment around. Not unless it's an outside dog that will never, ever come inside.

Oh, and My Name Is Earl is funny as hell.
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Oh, boltoph, snap!boltoph wrote:My girlfriend is about one year older than me, and we've been together about a year and a half. We've recently come across a problem: she doesn't want any kids . . . she wants dogs. I'm not much of a dog lover. Eff. I just can't live like this anymore, but you know what happens, you become so attached and dependent on a person, it doesn't matter what the age differences and life goals are, it's just so hard to make the right move. Maybe this is why I like reading about these situations and living vicariously through guys like Wes.
As far as the "Inter-Office" goes, well, I work with 90% women. Half of them are just out of college. We have a company outing coming up down at Rocky Neck state park in CT. It just might be interesting.
My girlfriend is two months older than me, and wants pets more than she wants kids. Admitedly, out situation is slightly more complex than just deciding not to have kids, there are physical and legal limitations that also prevent us from spawning. Doesn't that sound cryptic!?
But I get where your coming from, I even used it to write a song.
And I also happen to work in a company that is 90% women. A good fraction of them are hot too. Especially when they order you around. It's a good thing I spend most of my day sitting down.
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Yeah well uhhhh....Billy's Little Trip wrote:I have 6 dogs that are inside or outside as they please with a Doggy door. I also have a bunch of musical equipment.WesDavis wrote: Oh man you can't be a dog lover when you have all that musical equipment around. Not unless it's an outside dog that will never, ever come inside.
Go suck an egg!
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If you're a sadist, then yes. Otherwise, no- it was a pretty horrible thread.fluffy wrote:I get the feeling I missed out on a wonderful thread.
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Right? I know this...there have been a few occasions, esp. where I was glad to be sitting down, behind a desk. And another occasion where the waistband "flip up" had to be orchestrated quickly and quietly, during transition from sit to stand. If you know what I mean by that.sausage boy wrote:...But I get where your coming from, I even used it to write a song. ...
And I also happen to work in a company that is 90% women. A good fraction of them are hot too. Especially when they order you around. It's a good thing I spend most of my day sitting down.

Where can I hear that song?!? That's awesome.
I have two sisters and my uncle always gave me a hard time, telling me how lucky I was to have sisters, the old pervert he is . . . Ugh. It wasn't until we were all in high school that I appreciated it, and then it was only because one of my sisters had some really hot friends. But then again, you're in Florida, right? heh hehHoblit wrote:Oh how I wish I even had a sister...
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Lyrics and an mp3 for A Woman Never Forgets.boltoph wrote:Where can I hear that song?!? That's awesome.